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FrankD
post Dec 15 2017, 01:14 PM
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Well........the time has come. My 16 1/2 year old daughter approached my wife asking to get on birth control. It's been a pleasure interacting with everyone on this forum.....where they are going to send me I don't think I'll have alot of internet access. Any PM's will be answered promptly in about 20 years (15 with good behavior) The only upside is that my Litecoin should be worth a fortune and my Diablo will be a 1/2 million dollar car. One problem.....I'll be so fucken old I won't be able to enjoy it....

Till we meet again..........

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post Dec 15 2017, 01:30 PM
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Hahahahaha!

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post Dec 15 2017, 01:50 PM
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And when I speak to them, I feel that they buy into a world, not only into a product. So it’s also a lifestyle, an idea they see behind that. And they enjoy the car as something that is rewarding them for the hard work they’re doing, or a dream that came true after, say, saving for 20 years.
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post Dec 15 2017, 02:07 PM
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My best friend has 2 little girls and is a. FBI agent. Will be VERY interesting when they get to that age lol.

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post Dec 15 2017, 02:13 PM
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That said I seen some pictures of people on this website and they do not look like they have evolved properly.
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post Dec 15 2017, 02:25 PM
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post Dec 15 2017, 03:53 PM
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Frank I’ll send you a cake with a file in it.

Good luck.

Also for those little shits that do approach your home.

1. Have them fill out this:
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2. Remember this scene.

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post Dec 15 2017, 04:19 PM
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QUOTE (Assman @ Dec 15 2017, 06:53 PM) *
Frank I’ll send you a cake with a file in it.

Ouch! That sounds REALLY uncomfortable! tongue.gif

I am the middle daughter of three girls.

I give your daughter credit for being honest and open about her plans. That takes huge balls, and it also bodes well for the relationship that’s currently in place between her and her Mom. I assume you also have a great relationship with your daughter but you did say she approached her Mom with the question. I can understand why it would be SO tough to talk to a Dad about that.

Best of luck! I can’t imagine how you feel but at least she is being honest and pro-active, and not sneaking around, hiding what she is doing, and taking big risks (with pregnancy and/or disease).
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post Dec 15 2017, 05:30 PM
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+1 for Cake. Be thankful you're raising a good kid that is making responsible choices.

A whole lot better than the 4 second delay while you figure out the connection when she hands you the "worlds best grandpa" coffee mug.


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post Dec 15 2017, 06:00 PM
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Are you sure she is using it because she’s sexually active? Not trying to be funny or naive, but there are other reason for “birth control” viz. reduced periods, helps with acne. May not be as bad as you think?


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post Dec 15 2017, 06:32 PM
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QUOTE (Destructo @ Dec 15 2017, 06:00 PM) *
Are you sure she is using it because she’s sexually active? Not trying to be funny or naive, but there are other reason for “birth control” viz. reduced periods, helps with acne. May not be as bad as you think?



+1. I'm assuming it's what OP suspects, but I've seen many females prescribed BC for many different reasons besides being sexually active.


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That said I seen some pictures of people on this website and they do not look like they have evolved properly.
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post Dec 15 2017, 10:59 PM
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post Dec 16 2017, 07:46 AM
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QUOTE (Assman @ Dec 15 2017, 04:53 PM) *
Frank I’ll send you a cake with a file in it.

Good luck.

Also for those little shits that do approach your home.

1. Have them fill out this:
http://www.freemaninstitute.com/dateapp.htm

2. Remember this scene.

https://youtu.be/wg52cE6VHDs



Please remember that I am Gluten free.......
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post Dec 16 2017, 07:47 AM
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Strange.......never realized how hard it was to buy lime in bulk over the winter........got the strangest look from the guys at home Depot last night.......
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post Dec 16 2017, 09:04 AM
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QUOTE (FrankD @ Dec 16 2017, 10:47 AM) *
Strange.......never realized how hard it was to buy lime in bulk over the winter........got the strangest look from the guys at home Depot last night.......
My Dad has one pallet left over from the truckload....it's up for grabs! icon_mrgreen.gif eusa_naughty.gif
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post Dec 16 2017, 09:43 AM
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QUOTE (FrankD @ Dec 16 2017, 07:47 AM) *
Strange.......never realized how hard it was to buy lime in bulk over the winter........got the strangest look from the guys at home Depot last night.......


So i hear you're investing in a pig farm.... you know a couple big hogs can turn 200lbs of damn near anything into bacon, ham, and porkchops within a few hours? Its a damn miracle i tell you. Congrats on the new venture. icon_thumleft.gif


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post Dec 16 2017, 11:52 AM
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post Dec 16 2017, 02:55 PM
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QUOTE (cake @ Dec 15 2017, 04:19 PM) *
Ouch! That sounds REALLY uncomfortable! tongue.gif

I am the middle daughter of three girls.

I give your daughter credit for being honest and open about her plans. That takes huge balls, and it also bodes well for the relationship that’s currently in place between her and her Mom. I assume you also have a great relationship with your daughter but you did say she approached her Mom with the question. I can understand why it would be SO tough to talk to a Dad about that.

Best of luck! I can’t imagine how you feel but at least she is being honest and pro-active, and not sneaking around, hiding what she is doing, and taking big risks (with pregnancy and/or disease).

Um.. Cake, I think this is exactly what Frank is worried about... eek3dance.gif


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post Dec 16 2017, 03:53 PM
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QUOTE (Acewhip @ Dec 17 2017, 08:55 AM) *
Um.. Cake, I think this is exactly what Frank is worried about... eek3dance.gif


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I dread the day, still a while off, with good behavior FrankD could be out by the time I’d have to go in sad.gif
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post Dec 21 2017, 02:37 AM
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QUOTE (FrankD @ Dec 16 2017, 11:47 AM) *
Strange.......never realized how hard it was to buy lime in bulk over the winter........got the strangest look from the guys at home Depot last night.......


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