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Twas the night before Christmas

And all through LPower

Not exactly sure what time it is

This forum doesn’t show the correct hour

 

The banner is hung

At the top of this page

Not a creative photoshop done to it

Donnie is showing his age

 

The elderly forum members,

are all snug in their beds

Jpegs had dinner at 4pm,

tucked his beloved Roxie in and had his meds

 

Time for the young Official LP Members

To prepare the Christmas feast

I keep Bugking Santa for Veyron money

So I can also afford such a beast

 

Wheels piped up with the question,

about thawing a turkey

Not the first time he’s had thawing dilemmas,

Electricity sure is quirky

 

TransAmera went to stuff the bird,

which is a really important role

Got turned on by the big Foxy breasts,

so just started to lick its butthole

 

The presents were all wrapped

Like Salamone’s concubine

Allan dropped off a present for North West Kardashian

It was a log that went Kerplop like an Australian Brown Pine

 

The Christmas tradition

Dates back to Roman empire

I don’t think they ate avocado though

It was turkey kebab that they would desire

 

After dinner was dessert

Time for dirty sweetness to make its debut

Well I guess the Captain was right all along

You can have your Cake and you can eat it too

 

The sweets aren’t good for the teeth though

Is there a toof doctor on this board?

It’s hard for me to takes care

When my mouth feels like a busted Ford

 

 

You have to get to sleep before Santa comes

With his presents and goodies he does excite

But with such a smokin hot wife

How does megachad even sleep at night?

 

 

In the morning my boy Mason

Will awake and the day will begin

The same as my buddy Robster

With his big toothy grin

 

So if LPDaddy is the father figure

Then who should we say is the mother?

I just keep running into Doug Ford

And his crack addicted brother.

 

Just like the euce’s Porsche

The sun will be shiny and bright

Oh you think I’m missing the “D’

I’ll get it later said one liner Sprite

 

Fortis might design a chimney

Out of nothing we’ve ever seen

But Santa knows how to climb down it

Will someone take away Chipsters sunscreen?

 

 

Not as Assman I’m not materialistic

I admit I like the odd word game

So 10 years later I just realized

That emanon spelled backwards is No Name!

 

I really should go to bed now

I see porter’s finger on the red light

I’d hate to piss him off

And ban the entire site

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Yeah it is good but if I am really honest I want to hear the rest of the Die Hard Christmas Carol

 

Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house, not a creature was stirring, except... the four assholes coming in the rear in standard two-by-two cover formation...

 

They never tell us the rest of that one.

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Well done. I didn't quite understand the meaning of this line:

 

"Not as Assman I’m not materialistic"

 

 

I don't know either. I pretty well had 1 beer per paragraph so that was beer 16.

 

Just meant that if I was an ass-man I would be valuing material things over spiritual. If your screen name was "Loves tits" I would have used that same line.

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I don't know either. I pretty well had 1 beer per paragraph so that was beer 16.

 

Just meant that if I was an ass-man I would be valuing material things over spiritual. If your screen name was "Loves tits" I would have used that same line.

 

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I'll read this to my future children every year.

 

Why wait, you can read it to your used condom or crusty tube sock now.

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Thanks for taking the time on this. Gold status for sure! Abe Vigoda sausage king of Chicago is on his way to being dethroned!

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I'll throw out another Merry Christmas to Chimay for this!

 

And to answer your question... I sleep very well,,, once I put her to sleep!

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