L-Power code of conduct

I move that the following be adopted as the official "L-Power code of conduct for exotic car owners":

 

 

Lambo-Power code of conduct for Exotic Car owners:

 

1. It’s a fcuking car- Get over yourself. [see #6]

 

2. If you feel like cleaning it, clean it. If not, drive it anyways.

 

3. It’s your car. If somebody asks you a question- Answer it... Or don’t... Who gives a shit?

 

4. It’s your car. If somebody wants to get in your car and take a picture, if you feel like it, let them... If you don’t feel like it, that’s cool too...

 

5. Buying an exotic car is not the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow. It’s part of the journey. It won’t make grey skies blue, and it wont result in you never having a bad day again... You’re human... You’re allowed to have a bad mood every now and then. If that means you get tired of being asked a litany of endless, ridiculous questions by the three toothed trailer troll at the gas station, and snap and respond rudely... That’s fine with the rest of us... You don’t represent anybody but yourself...

 

6. Please note, none of the above make you a snob, or an a-hole... The notion that ownership of an exotic car exalts the owner into some status where special rules of behavior are necessary, is patently ridiculous... If you were an asshole before you bought it, you’ll still be an asshole after you buy it, and tips from Ms. Manners wont help you. If you were a miserable fcuk beforehand, chances are you’ll be a miserable fcuk with an exotic car afterwards. If, on the other hand, you were a genuine, decent person before the purchase, and you aren’t buying it to overcompensate for some self-perceived character flaw such as an incredibly small penis, a mid-life crisis, uncontrolled hair loss or a latent personality disorder, you’ll still be a genuine, decent person with a kick-ass car, and your behavior will reflect that without a self-aggrandizing and overly patronizing reminder from me.

Brilliant... :supz: :supz: :supz: :supz: :supz:

 

Where is the paragraph about ass taping with an exotic car ?

Well put Roman...when i come out to cali again i'll have to meet up with you to see which you qualify as

Well put Roman...when i come out to cali again i'll have to meet up with you to see which you qualify as

 

Im a middle-aged, miserable asshole, with a small penis, no hair and a Napoleonic personality disorder...

 

But at least I don't drive a Ferrari...

hmmm...1 out of 5 aint so bad i guess

:partyman: :partyman: I say move it to a sticky immediately for the world to see. Eric , you better hurry and get it copyrighted before i do .

Eric , you better hurry and get it copyrighted before i do .  

 

:partyman:  :partyman:  I say move it to a sticky immediately for the world to see. Eric , you better hurry and get it copyrighted before i do .  

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2.  If you feel like cleaning it, clean it.  If not, drive it anyways.

 

This reminds me of when my mechanic looked at my car and said "it looks like you've been driving your car in the rain..."

Holy Shit Erik, your killing me. Thats the best, you need to get that posted whereever he posts.

Well put Roman...when i come out to cali again i'll have to meet up with you to see which you qualify as

 

Im a middle-aged, miserable asshole, with a small penis, no hair and a Napoleonic personality disorder...

 

But at least I don't drive a Ferrari...

 

Romandad Keepin it real!

Joe Martz might hear you ! - :twisted:

Great! hb

 

This needs to be made a sticky.

Erik, you need to write an L-Power Members handbook

and you aren’t buying it to overcompensate for some self-perceived character flaw such as an incredibly small penis

Crap, so my penis doesn't get bigger??

 

Seriously though, great post!!!

Crap, so my penis doesn't get bigger??

 

I think the nickname 'Placid' really means 'flaccid'

'flaccid'

That's gotta be my personal plate

'flaccid'

That's gotta be my personal plate

 

DO IT!

Erik,

 

That is great, And yes I am hung like Bull......Gerbil