Chimay52 Report post Posted December 25, 2013 Twas the night before Christmas And all through LPower Not exactly sure what time it is This forum doesn’t show the correct hour The banner is hung At the top of this page Not a creative photoshop done to it Donnie is showing his age The elderly forum members, are all snug in their beds Jpegs had dinner at 4pm, tucked his beloved Roxie in and had his meds Time for the young Official LP Members To prepare the Christmas feast I keep Bugking Santa for Veyron money So I can also afford such a beast Wheels piped up with the question, about thawing a turkey Not the first time he’s had thawing dilemmas, Electricity sure is quirky TransAmera went to stuff the bird, which is a really important role Got turned on by the big Foxy breasts, so just started to lick its butthole The presents were all wrapped Like Salamone’s concubine Allan dropped off a present for North West Kardashian It was a log that went Kerplop like an Australian Brown Pine The Christmas tradition Dates back to Roman empire I don’t think they ate avocado though It was turkey kebab that they would desire After dinner was dessert Time for dirty sweetness to make its debut Well I guess the Captain was right all along You can have your Cake and you can eat it too The sweets aren’t good for the teeth though Is there a toof doctor on this board? It’s hard for me to takes care When my mouth feels like a busted Ford You have to get to sleep before Santa comes With his presents and goodies he does excite But with such a smokin hot wife How does megachad even sleep at night? In the morning my boy Mason Will awake and the day will begin The same as my buddy Robster With his big toothy grin So if LPDaddy is the father figure Then who should we say is the mother? I just keep running into Doug Ford And his crack addicted brother. Just like the euce’s Porsche The sun will be shiny and bright Oh you think I’m missing the “D’ I’ll get it later said one liner Sprite Fortis might design a chimney Out of nothing we’ve ever seen But Santa knows how to climb down it Will someone take away Chipsters sunscreen? Not as Assman I’m not materialistic I admit I like the odd word game So 10 years later I just realized That emanon spelled backwards is No Name! I really should go to bed now I see porter’s finger on the red light I’d hate to piss him off And ban the entire site Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
gallardo23 Report post Posted December 25, 2013 Fantastic! That had to have taken some time. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jpegs13 Report post Posted December 25, 2013 Immediate Gold Status! Merry Christmas to you and all the best Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adde Report post Posted December 25, 2013 Bravo bravo! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fortis Report post Posted December 25, 2013 Damn that was fantastic I am in tears here Chimay for President Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ajkinc22 Report post Posted December 25, 2013 Merry christmas to everyone on lambopower Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roman Report post Posted December 25, 2013 Wow. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
VBUGKING Report post Posted December 25, 2013 Haha, some funny stuff! Thanks for taking the time to put that together. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Assman Report post Posted December 25, 2013 Well done. I didn't quite understand the meaning of this line: "Not as Assman I’m not materialistic" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blacksun Report post Posted December 25, 2013 Funny stuff... Great work! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
capt_chaos Report post Posted December 25, 2013 Yeah it is good but if I am really honest I want to hear the rest of the Die Hard Christmas Carol Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house, not a creature was stirring, except... the four assholes coming in the rear in standard two-by-two cover formation... They never tell us the rest of that one. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chimay52 Report post Posted December 25, 2013 Well done. I didn't quite understand the meaning of this line: "Not as Assman I’m not materialistic" I don't know either. I pretty well had 1 beer per paragraph so that was beer 16. Just meant that if I was an ass-man I would be valuing material things over spiritual. If your screen name was "Loves tits" I would have used that same line. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
porter Report post Posted December 25, 2013 Very nice, you have some talent buddy! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Assman Report post Posted December 25, 2013 I don't know either. I pretty well had 1 beer per paragraph so that was beer 16. Just meant that if I was an ass-man I would be valuing material things over spiritual. If your screen name was "Loves tits" I would have used that same line. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sprite Report post Posted December 25, 2013 LOL Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robster Craws Report post Posted December 25, 2013 Hahaha! Excellent Chimay Laughed my ass off and everyone in the living room was wondering why I had my big toothy grin showing lol Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gilligan740 Report post Posted December 25, 2013 I'll read this to my future children every year. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Assman Report post Posted December 25, 2013 I'll read this to my future children every year. Why wait, you can read it to your used condom or crusty tube sock now. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smash Boy Report post Posted December 25, 2013 Well done my friend! Merry Christmas. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AudiBull Report post Posted December 25, 2013 Best Christmas post ever. Instant classic. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supercar Ace Report post Posted December 25, 2013 :eusa_clap: Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
VCR Report post Posted December 25, 2013 :icon_thumleft: Definitely worthy of Gold status. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
HannibalACP82 Report post Posted December 26, 2013 Thanks for taking the time on this. Gold status for sure! Abe Vigoda sausage king of Chicago is on his way to being dethroned! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
megachad Report post Posted December 26, 2013 How the fcuk did I miss this thread? Amazing! I got a pretty good line in there so :icon_thumleft: Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
megachad Report post Posted December 26, 2013 I'll throw out another Merry Christmas to Chimay for this! And to answer your question... I sleep very well,,, once I put her to sleep! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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