Allan-Herbie Report post Posted March 12, 2009 To all my good friends... I need your help! For the past 2 years I have squandered all my money away. Ive been living the high life with Deuce, Rakjoe and Turboalex. I love cars as much or more than my family. I never checked my finances prior to sending my car off to Heffners for his latest upgrade and it seems I have fallen behind on my lease payments, and I no longer have the cash to pay Heffner for the upgrade. Of course these are not things I can forgo in my life and Im calling on you to help a brother out! I most certainly promise to pay everyone back, and we will even have a payback party at the Playboy Mansion on June 15th 2048. Im in need of approx $48,675. I can accept paypal, wire transfer, cashier checks etc. Will even travel to pick up checks over $5000 within a 100 mile radius. Ill start the list of donations here... Oh, and i need the money by this Monday!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LAbull Report post Posted March 12, 2009 Check's in the mail. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Allan-Herbie Report post Posted March 12, 2009 Check's in the mail. How much can I put you down for? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
escobar Report post Posted March 12, 2009 Brother allan, [nigerian accent] It seems that you are the long lost great grandaughter of the Emperor of Nigeria. And just for you he has left a billion dollars. Surely this will take care of all your problems. Please send me your Bank account Details and sort code. [/nigerian accent] Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teufel657 Report post Posted March 12, 2009 $7,000, local pick-up only. May or may not be backed by legal financial institute. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Destructo Report post Posted March 12, 2009 I just put a check in the mail for $10,000!!! Just wait a week to cash it, it's a starter checking account. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roman Report post Posted March 12, 2009 Send the money to me.... Ive got a big ass and a digital camera!!!! It might be a challenge, But Im sure I could get fifty large in my asscrack for a good cause. (namely, ME). Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ts640 Report post Posted March 12, 2009 My Dear Friend Allan, who I have never met before. Through your many posts on the interwebs I have had many laughs. For this I am greatful. I will gladly set you up with my banker, banker of the sub prime millionaires. I am so certain he will bail you out for his currencies are of the highest values. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
beachbummed Report post Posted March 12, 2009 Call Amex and get a credit line increase. They are practically giving away money right now. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roman Report post Posted March 12, 2009 Barney Frank is a supporter of my plan! Here he is explaining to a congressional page where I plan to put the money.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
UTCOBRAS Report post Posted March 12, 2009 I heard that you had a bag of cash with the $49k and an H&K MP5 in the car when it was shipped. The guy from the shipping company said it wasn't there when he picked up the car and the shipping company won't make good. What kind of watch(s) do you have. I might be able to buy one and help a brother out. Sorry to hear about your bad luck Allan. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ts640 Report post Posted March 12, 2009 Barney Frank is a supporter of my plan! Here he is explaining to a congressional page where I plan to put the money.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teufel657 Report post Posted March 12, 2009 I do believe my friend Bernie has a couple dollars stashed away. He'll surely help you out. You might just have to take a small fall for him in exchange. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin2772 Report post Posted March 12, 2009 Could you post your bank account number so I can directly wire the funds. Feel free to just PM it to me if you dont feel comfortable enough. IM good for a few G's I promise. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LAbull Report post Posted March 12, 2009 How much can I put you down for? It's blank. If nobody comes through then I'll cover the whole thing. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ts640 Report post Posted March 12, 2009 Also, for the rest of LP. In all seriousness, this man is one of the most honest bankers I have met. Highly recomend you trust him. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
topcabron Report post Posted March 12, 2009 Juicee may have a little extra to spare. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teufel657 Report post Posted March 12, 2009 Also, for the rest of LP. In all seriousness, this man is one of the most honest bankers I have met. Highly recomend you trust him. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Destructo Report post Posted March 12, 2009 Barney Frank is a supporter of my plan! Here he is explaining to a congressional page where I plan to put the money.... :lol2: Bwanney fwank! SSSSAYYYY! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ts640 Report post Posted March 12, 2009 :lol2: Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SYNYSTR Report post Posted March 12, 2009 Hope this helps Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
DLM Report post Posted March 12, 2009 Your just in luck! I sold my Volkswagen Jedi to one of my Nigerian brothers just the other day. I told him the price would be $2,000.00 dollars. Instead, he sent me a $200,000.00 dollar cashier check. Just cash the check and send me the difference! It's that easy! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SV-N-IT Report post Posted March 12, 2009 Your just in luck! I sold my Volkswagen Jedi to one of my Nigerian brothers just the other day. I told him the price would be $2,000.00 dollars. Instead, he sent me a $200,000.00 dollar cashier check. Just cash the check and send me the difference! It's that easy! LOL that is the famous bank check scam.. Allan you should post this on MB world where the real ballers are! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheFilipinoStig Report post Posted March 12, 2009 Can I pay you in coke and dead hookers? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ts640 Report post Posted March 12, 2009 LOL that is the famous bank check scam.. Allan you should post this on MB world where the real ballers are! If Allan did that, the s-storm that would cause would bring down the internet. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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