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eddiemc2

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  • Birthday 05/23/1970

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  1. Unbelievable, and the cop was acquitted.
  2. Up lights defuse the glare and don't show all the bulbs on the cars reflection
  3. Does the battery need to registered with the cars computer? Had the same issues with bmw's.
  4. Think he restored Ferraris and other classic cars.
  5. British former Ambassador to Syria Peter Ford gives his opinion on the air strikes.
  6. I have a friend that likes older women. I made the mistake of asking him "What does a 60 year old woman taste like" He replied..... "Depends"
  7. What about Wounded Knee? 150 killed in 1890.
  8. My husband and I were dressed and ready to go out for a lovely evening of dinner and theatre. Having been burgled in the past, we turned on a 'night light' and the answering machine, then put the cat in the backyard. When our cab arrived, we walked out our front door and our rather tubby cat scooted between our legs inside, then ran up the stairs. Because our cat likes to chase our budgie we really didn't want to leave them unchaperoned so my husband ran inside to retrieve her and put her in the back yard again. Because I didn't want the taxi driver to know our house was going to be empty all evening, I explained to him that my husband would be out momentarily as he was just bidding goodnight to my mother. A few minutes later he got into the cab all hot and bothered, and said (to my growing horror and amusement) as the cab pulled away. "Sorry it took so long but the stupid bitch was hiding under the bed and I had to poke her arse with a coat hanger to get her to come out! She tried to take off so I grabbed her by the neck and wrapped her in a blanket so she wouldn't scratch me like she did last time. But it worked! I hauled her fat arse down the stairs and threw her into the backyard........she had better not shite in the vegetable garden again." The silence in the taxi was deafening..... The only cow in a small village near Downpatrick in Ireland stopped giving milk. Then the town folk found they could buy a cow in Wales quite cheaply. So, they brought the cow over from Wales. It was absolutely wonderful, it produced lots of milk every day and everyone was happy. They bought a bull to mate with the cow to get more cows, so they'd never have to worry about their milk supply again. They put the bull in the pasture with the cow but whenever the bull tried to mount the cow, the cow would move away. No matter what approach the bull tried, the cow would move away from the bull, and he was never able to do the deed. The people were very upset and decided to go to the Vet, who was very wise, tell him what was happening and ask his advice. "Whenever the bull tries to mount our cow, she moves away. If he approaches from the back, she moves forward. When he approaches her from the front, she backs off. If he attempts it from the one side, she walks away to the other side." The Vet rubbed his chin thoughtfully and pondered this before asking, "Did you by chance, buy this cow in Wales?" The people were dumbfounded, since no one had ever mentioned that they had brought the cow over from Wales. "You are truly a wise Vet," they said. "How did you know we got the cow from Wales? The Vet replied with a distant look in his eye: "My wife is from Wales”
  9. Every Playboy Centerfold. http://imgur.com/a/Uxug4 NSFW of course.
  10. Sobering Video at bottom of page is really well done. http://www.upworthy.com/these-staggering-g...spective?c=ufb2
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