Roman Report post Posted May 7, 2006 I move that the following be adopted as the official "L-Power code of conduct for exotic car owners": Lambo-Power code of conduct for Exotic Car owners: 1. It’s a fcuking car- Get over yourself. [see #6] 2. If you feel like cleaning it, clean it. If not, drive it anyways. 3. It’s your car. If somebody asks you a question- Answer it... Or don’t... Who gives a shit? 4. It’s your car. If somebody wants to get in your car and take a picture, if you feel like it, let them... If you don’t feel like it, that’s cool too... 5. Buying an exotic car is not the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow. It’s part of the journey. It won’t make grey skies blue, and it wont result in you never having a bad day again... You’re human... You’re allowed to have a bad mood every now and then. If that means you get tired of being asked a litany of endless, ridiculous questions by the three toothed trailer troll at the gas station, and snap and respond rudely... That’s fine with the rest of us... You don’t represent anybody but yourself... 6. Please note, none of the above make you a snob, or an a-hole... The notion that ownership of an exotic car exalts the owner into some status where special rules of behavior are necessary, is patently ridiculous... If you were an asshole before you bought it, you’ll still be an asshole after you buy it, and tips from Ms. Manners wont help you. If you were a miserable fcuk beforehand, chances are you’ll be a miserable fcuk with an exotic car afterwards. If, on the other hand, you were a genuine, decent person before the purchase, and you aren’t buying it to overcompensate for some self-perceived character flaw such as an incredibly small penis, a mid-life crisis, uncontrolled hair loss or a latent personality disorder, you’ll still be a genuine, decent person with a kick-ass car, and your behavior will reflect that without a self-aggrandizing and overly patronizing reminder from me. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Allan-Herbie Report post Posted May 7, 2006 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
rakjoe Report post Posted May 7, 2006 Brilliant... :supz: :supz: :supz: :supz: :supz: Where is the paragraph about ass taping with an exotic car ? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
aedmon640 Report post Posted May 7, 2006 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Destructo Report post Posted May 7, 2006 Well put Roman...when i come out to cali again i'll have to meet up with you to see which you qualify as Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roman Report post Posted May 7, 2006 Well put Roman...when i come out to cali again i'll have to meet up with you to see which you qualify as Im a middle-aged, miserable asshole, with a small penis, no hair and a Napoleonic personality disorder... But at least I don't drive a Ferrari... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Destructo Report post Posted May 7, 2006 hmmm...1 out of 5 aint so bad i guess Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lamborghinikid Report post Posted May 7, 2006 :partyman: :partyman: I say move it to a sticky immediately for the world to see. Eric , you better hurry and get it copyrighted before i do . Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
aedmon640 Report post Posted May 7, 2006 Eric , you better hurry and get it copyrighted before i do . Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roman Report post Posted May 7, 2006 :partyman: :partyman: I say move it to a sticky immediately for the world to see. Eric , you better hurry and get it copyrighted before i do . ... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Allan-Herbie Report post Posted May 7, 2006 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
abolfaz Report post Posted May 7, 2006 2. If you feel like cleaning it, clean it. If not, drive it anyways. This reminds me of when my mechanic looked at my car and said "it looks like you've been driving your car in the rain..." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AJGlobal Report post Posted May 7, 2006 Holy Shit Erik, your killing me. Thats the best, you need to get that posted whereever he posts. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeff SD Report post Posted May 7, 2006 Well put Roman...when i come out to cali again i'll have to meet up with you to see which you qualify as Im a middle-aged, miserable asshole, with a small penis, no hair and a Napoleonic personality disorder... But at least I don't drive a Ferrari... Romandad Keepin it real! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobsCountach Report post Posted May 7, 2006 Joe Martz might hear you ! - :twisted: Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
PeterKrieg Report post Posted May 7, 2006 Great! hb This needs to be made a sticky. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Destructo Report post Posted May 7, 2006 Erik, you need to write an L-Power Members handbook Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Placid Report post Posted May 8, 2006 and you aren’t buying it to overcompensate for some self-perceived character flaw such as an incredibly small penis Crap, so my penis doesn't get bigger?? Seriously though, great post!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Driftracer3 Report post Posted May 8, 2006 Crap, so my penis doesn't get bigger?? I think the nickname 'Placid' really means 'flaccid' Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
v10power Report post Posted May 9, 2006 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Placid Report post Posted May 9, 2006 'flaccid' That's gotta be my personal plate Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
janus Report post Posted May 9, 2006 'flaccid' That's gotta be my personal plate DO IT! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
vmanaktala Report post Posted May 10, 2006 Erik, That is great, And yes I am hung like Bull......Gerbil Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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