capt_chaos Report post Posted December 2, 2010 Its the most wonderful time of the year!!!!! Back by Popular demand!!!! 2011 Lambo-Power.Com !!!!!GHOUL POOL!!!!!! Roman is busy shooting at stuff and designing houses in lovely locations so has asked me to run this for 2011. For those not initiated, here are the rules. You choose three celebrities/ famous people who you believe may die in the 2011 calender year. I rate those celebrities on the LIKELIHOOD that they will die. The more likely it is that they will go to that big after-party in the sky, the FEWER POINTS THEY ARE WORTH. For instance, picking one of the walking celebrity train-wrecks or a 100 year old Vaudevillian is worth VERY few points.... On the other hand, if you nail that Bradd Pitt is going to die falling off Jolie's lips then you get some major points. If your pick actually dies in the 2011 calender year you are awarded the predetermined points. The member with the most points as of December 31, 2011, at Midnight, is the big winner! We will announce more on Prizes later. As always, I am the sole arbiter of any rule interpretations and of sufficient fame of an entry. Not all entries will be accepted, think I am in the UK so if it is a US based Z lister then I have spend time googling them will be dropped. Quality deaths only this year please. If your pick is rejected (or dies prior to January 1, 2011) you may replace the pick up til December 30, 2010. (yes I know, if your pick kicks the bucket at New Years Rockin' Eve with Dick Clark, you're hosed....) People not eleigilble to be picked: As much as I would hedge that Mandela could well be on the way no political leaders or Justin Bieber. Someone will barber Bieber this year, it is a given right? But I don't want a spreadsheet with a user-name and politico name of someone going to get stuffed on my pc! Ex-politicians could be open to inclusion, depending who it is. Feel free to respond to this post, say yay, ask questions, tell me how great I am, talk strategy, point out my dyslexic errors above, post pics of female characters from One Tree Hill in naked poses etc.... However all posts, other than official entry posts, will be eventually deleted after the close of the contest if it is not suitably amusing. I will not be taking entries by PM ... If it isn't in the thread, it doesn't count. I do however take cash bribes. We are now open for entries. I will be deleting a LOT of posts in this thread... If your post is deleted, don't take it personally- I just have to keep the thread tidy for my sanity... If your ENTRY is deleted, it means you violated a rule - Resubmit if you want to play. Also.... I will be FREQUENTLY closing the thread when entries pile up, to give me time to catch up.... It will close COMPLETELY on December 30, 2010!!! Get your entries in while its open.... Or don't bitch to me later. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
thecyrax Report post Posted December 2, 2010 Randy Quaid Mel Gibson Eli Wallach Done Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jpegs13 Report post Posted December 2, 2010 Susan Boyle Mick Jagger Charlie Sheen Done. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smash Boy Report post Posted December 2, 2010 Keith Richards Nicole Polizzi James Caan Done Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
57udl3y Report post Posted December 2, 2010 kid cudi kim jong-il jerry lewis DisQ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Assman Report post Posted December 2, 2010 Michael Douglas Brett Michaels Steve Jobs Done Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
capt_chaos Report post Posted December 2, 2010 Susan Boyle Mick Jagger Charlie Sheen SUBo The result of when some Sasquatches gather together and have a bit of gang bang with a tub of lard, came to notoriety after everyone thought she was crackers on Britain's got talent and then beltered out a show tune which only women and men that like men enjoyed. The rest of the world went so what? She is still bearded and so there is potential that she might suffer a horrific injury when creating a an advert for Gillette after Simon "Shorty Smug" Cowell notices a sponsorship opportunity. Still crackers mainly because people cannot understand what she is saying and when they do understand it does not make sense. SUBO shown here throwing some gangster shapes 45 points 55 points should the death arise from a SUBO look-a-likee 65 points should the death arise on the set of the Gillette advert. Sir Mick Jagger At the ripe old age of 67 Jagger is still going on and has a face so wrinkly you could roll coins along the cracks. Part of the Rolling Stones (one of the greatest bands EVER) is rumoured to be appearing in the next Pirates of the Carribean film which Disney are trying to milk to death but he is still spending his days counting his royalties for every project he is involved with (£190 worth ) or sliding into supermodels which comes about from presumable because of his worth rather than his good looks right? Sadly despite his band's history of hell raising he was one of the goodie goodies and has a healthy meditation and Buddhist practice with combined with his father passing at the age of 93 means he has less of a risk of others at his age so for that reason 18 points. However 600 points are on offer should the death involve his lips being stuck onto the outside of a moving vehicle. Charlie Sheen Currently in a power struggle with Mel Gibson on who can be the worlds biggest fuckstain in Hollywood has suffered a torrid year of allegations of assault, rehab (pussy) and jail time because of messing up with his third wife Brooke. 2nd marriage fallout with fellow Hollywood co-col-loco-ist (but great tits) Denise Richards has never been too far from the press but 2010 looks to have buried the hatchet on that one... only for hotel room destroying (clichéd), alleged coke intake (still clichéd) and drink related apres rehab stint (so so clichéd it is a wonder he has done anything interesting) with a porn actress (now we are talking) stories are doing the rounds. 30 points but an additional 45 points on offer should he expire due to a car crash whilst snorting a rail of coke off a pic of his second wife's norks. Picture 13 you are sitting on a best case of 740 points. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
capt_chaos Report post Posted December 2, 2010 Randy Quaid Mel Gibson Eli Wallach Randy Quaid. Until the turn of the year he was probably most famed for this line and also "playing" a nut job in Independence Day, a role which, given his state of mind probably did not require a massive amount of acting talent... However, he and his wife turned right on Mad Dog Avenue and decided to really gun it. Applying for Canadian immigration because they are running away from "Star Whackers" which in the case of Quaid and his wife is probably a breach of terms. The Quaids (wanted in the States for vandalism charges) are stating in their quest for Canadian sanctuary if the "star whackers" ever get to them, Randy and Evi Quaid predict violent deaths by drugging and stabbing — maybe even a double hanging staged to look like suicide. 60 points for a normal death 125 points for death by Quaid ie purchasing a place in remote countryside and then treading on his bear trap and be stuck helpless for eight days. 500 points if that last death at any stage involves Quaid's body (dead or alive) being abused by a pack of randy Beavers. Mel Gibson Noted originally for Mad Max and the lethal weapon series but after deciding to get involved in Braveheart he then decided to revisit the British Bashing by rewriting Braveheart and producing the utter tosh called the Patriot. Then after a string of booze related stories (pishy lightweight) his Hollywood career is in shreds. Reported to have managed to acquire a job in the follow up to the hangover until the majority of the crew voted against him appearing in the film. 55 points for a normal death 45 points for a suicide. 85 points if offed by a star whacker Eli Wallach Age 94 Although he has appeared in many films the only film I can recall seeing him in was in The Holiday (2006) which sucked and sucked the life out of me. 10 points as he is old and already had a stroke resulting in the loss of the eyesight in one eye. thecyrax You are sitting on a best case scenario of 595 points. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
capt_chaos Report post Posted December 2, 2010 Keith Richards Nicole Polizzi James Caan Keith Richards Tagging onto the Rolling Stones theme, Keith (66) has been the pure epitome of hell raising, the real grand decadent wild child of the band and that is saying something - He snorted his own dad's ashes like it was cocaine. Bumping his noggin whilst sober in a tree and then again on a boat before the Fijian island owner (who suffered exactly the same condition) diagnosed he had given his skull a jolly good whack. His body has been well preserved with booze and some pretty serious drug abuse but he has remained hardcore and old school and stayed out of rehab. Now he is off the coke after his mum told him too Although his mother died of cancer that was at 93 so the family are of strong stock. Despite all of the wild stories he yearns to be a librarian therefore 30 points Bonus points for death by impaling himself on a bottle of Jack Daniels whilst retrieving a book on the shagging habits of butterflies through the 18th century will award you and additional 130 points Nicole Polizzi Essentially this oxygen thieving waste of space pile of toxin fat has amounted to the square root of fcuk all. So even though she is the a ZZZZZ Lister I think society as whole wins when this talentless thicko gets bumped off this mortal coil. But she is young so 70 points However 1000 bonus points are on offer should she expire in the style of Elvis but with a fcuking Guido twist, ie sitting on the toilet whilst gorging on seal puppy minced up into meatballs downed with pints of fake tan. James Caan I assume you mean the actor rather than the James Caan entrepreneur in which case... Caan (70) is filing for his fourth divorce so probably has an account with his lawyer... Whilst a keen golfer he did have a problem with depression and cocaine so with his age you get a low score of 10 points. Fellippe - best scenario 1240 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
capt_chaos Report post Posted December 2, 2010 kid cudi kim jong-il jerry lewis Do you know why this one is not being worked on? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin2772 Report post Posted December 2, 2010 Wille Nelson Lindsey Lohan Bret Michaels (sad im betting against a juvenile diabetic) Done Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
57udl3y Report post Posted December 2, 2010 Do you know why this one is not being worked on? yes completely forgot the no politician rule, but i might as well ask is kid cudi famous for this list? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
vyce77 Report post Posted December 2, 2010 Randy Quaid Ke$ha Soulja Boy Done. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
soup Report post Posted December 2, 2010 Julian Assange Jack Nicholson Clint Eastwood Done Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smash Boy Report post Posted December 2, 2010 yes completely forgot the no politician rule, but i might as well ask is kid cudi famous for this list? Sure, but why would you have him on there? Token long shot? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
topcabron Report post Posted December 2, 2010 Ernest Borgnine Robert Duvall Joan De Beauvoir De Havilland Done Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
kinnsella Report post Posted December 2, 2010 Lindsay Lohan Charlie Sheen Michael Douglas Done. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLK85 Report post Posted December 2, 2010 Jeremy Clarkson Abe Vigoda Kurt Douglas Done Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
soup Report post Posted December 2, 2010 Just saying, but Charlie Sheen is undestroyable. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
emanon Report post Posted December 2, 2010 David Hasselhoff Paris Hilton Joan Rivers Done. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
vyce77 Report post Posted December 2, 2010 Sure, but why would you have him on there? Token long shot? Far from a long shot IMO, he is having huge drug issues right now Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roman Report post Posted December 3, 2010 I have to admit I was a bit reluctant to hand my baby over to this limey fucktard. But one look at the Susan boyle obit has my mind set at ease. Good work capn. (And don't pin the thread yet. Nobody looks up here) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
topcabron Report post Posted December 3, 2010 I say Captain is doing a bang up job. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
madmax Report post Posted December 3, 2010 andy griffith joan rivers clint eastwood Done. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
GARY JAVO Report post Posted December 3, 2010 Betty White Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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