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Are you truly aware of the dangers of oral sex?


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"my penis is a registered weapon"

 

"not bragging, but is actually killed a woman"

 

 

i love how his attorney filed to show the jury his dick. i mean... we kinda have to see it now.

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How do you even bring that up to the police and your lawyer?

 

"911 what's your emergency?"

"My girlfriend choked to death giving me a blowjob."

"Sir...."

"NO REALLY SHE'S fcuking DEAD."

"Really dude...."

"PLEASE SEND HELP!"

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