IPB

X   Site Message
(Message will auto close in 2 seconds)


Welcome Guest ( Log In | Register )

4 Pages V  < 1 2 3 4 >  
Reply to this topicStart new topic
> FS: Ritz Carlton Gift Card $500. You Pay Shipping - This slut is SOLD!, I Will Cut A Piece Off The Card For Every Minute It Goes Unsold...
Allan-Herbie
post May 11 2012, 01:33 PM
Post #41





Group Icon

Group: Moderators
Posts: 46,901
Joined: 3-September 04
From: HOLLYWOOD/SCOTTSDALE
Member No.: 5





Just send it to me... The knowledge of the joy you gave a fellow LP BROTHER should be more than enough..


--------------------

87 Countach QV
98 Diablo SV Monterey Edition
02 Murcielago
05 Carrera GT
89 928S4
Go to the top of the page
+Quote Post
Robster Craws
post May 11 2012, 06:22 PM
Post #42







Group: Official LP Member
Posts: 7,610
Joined: 30-June 11
Member No.: 60,315





laugh.gif Cant breathe @ Assman
Go to the top of the page
+Quote Post
LyinFapper
post May 12 2012, 11:05 AM
Post #43







Group: Official LP Member
Posts: 3,521
Joined: 23-January 06
From: San Francisco
Member No.: 6,631





Looks like Assman is Stepping up and doing the surgery as well.

All we need to do is sell this card and we can get a two for one discount.

Save us both


--------------------

They've done studies, you know. 60% of the time it works, every time.
Go to the top of the page
+Quote Post
CCIE
post May 16 2012, 10:37 AM
Post #44






Group: LP Member 2
Posts: 109
Joined: 16-June 11
From: Columbus, Ohio
Member No.: 57,439





What!!!!.....

Why are you folks low balling for a nice Ritz gift card.......

I for one will offer $1000 I mean this card will only go up in value like our Lambo's these days..... RIGHT.........

Help a brothaa out get him the blow and ho'sss he needs and someone take the card before I offer $3000 or more I mean this card won’t last long you know.....

By the way I have some Iraqi Dinars that a military bud of mine stole from Iraq back in 2003 and I will trade that for one to one this stuff will only go up in value like my ford pinto

Who is interested?
Go to the top of the page
+Quote Post
Kevin2772
post May 16 2012, 10:46 AM
Post #45







Group: Official LP Member
Posts: 9,686
Joined: 6-February 07
From: Cincinnati, Ohio
Member No.: 9,632





QUOTE (CCIE @ May 16 2012, 02:37 PM) *
What!!!!.....

Why are you folks low balling for a nice Ritz gift card.......

I for one will offer $1000 I mean this card will only go up in value like our Lambo's these days..... RIGHT.........

Help a brothaa out get him the blow and ho'sss he needs and someone take the card before I offer $3000 or more I mean this card won’t last long you know.....

By the way I have some Iraqi Dinars that a military bud of mine stole from Iraq back in 2003 and I will trade that for one to one this stuff will only go up in value like my ford pinto

Who is interested?


Cisco Certified Internetwork Expert?
Go to the top of the page
+Quote Post
CCIE
post May 18 2012, 10:57 PM
Post #46






Group: LP Member 2
Posts: 109
Joined: 16-June 11
From: Columbus, Ohio
Member No.: 57,439





Kevin...... My Friend...... Maybe you didn’t get my staled humor but you definitely got the meaning of my handle.... Yep 2x and working on the DE....
Hats off to ya mate.. What cha driving Uhmm what bull horns are ya holding on to...
Go to the top of the page
+Quote Post
LyinFapper
post May 18 2012, 11:21 PM
Post #47







Group: Official LP Member
Posts: 3,521
Joined: 23-January 06
From: San Francisco
Member No.: 6,631





Who wants to help me break the news to ASSMAN, no sex change for him



--------------------

They've done studies, you know. 60% of the time it works, every time.
Go to the top of the page
+Quote Post
topcabron
post May 19 2012, 03:08 AM
Post #48







Group: Multi-Lambo Owner
Posts: 21,368
Joined: 31-January 07
From: Puerto Vallarta/Scottsdale
Member No.: 9,296





QUOTE (Flying Lap @ May 18 2012, 11:21 PM) *
Who wants to help me break the news to ASSMAN, no sex change for him

The statement has an odd irony about it
Go to the top of the page
+Quote Post
Assman
post May 19 2012, 08:30 AM
Post #49




Lambro


Group: Lambo Owner
Posts: 15,807
Joined: 26-September 07
From: So Cal.
Member No.: 12,288





QUOTE (topcabron @ May 19 2012, 04:08 AM) *
The statement has an odd irony about it


Nah, I don't want a sex change. I mean I could play with the tits all day, but no way I'm giving up the ability to pee standing up.


--------------------

07 LP640 true manual transmission
Go to the top of the page
+Quote Post
pockmark
post May 19 2012, 03:32 PM
Post #50







Group: Official LP Member
Posts: 14,721
Joined: 4-December 04
From: Miami, Florida
Member No.: 679





QUOTE (Assman @ May 19 2012, 01:30 PM) *
Nah, I don't want a sex change. I mean I could play with the tits all day, but no way I'm giving up the ability to pee standing up.


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH


--------------------

Mercedes C63s
Go to the top of the page
+Quote Post
D.Wiggs
post May 19 2012, 03:38 PM
Post #51




Multi-Lambo Owner
Group Icon

Group: LPower VIP
Posts: 8,729
Joined: 24-May 05
From: Pittsburgh/Columbus/London
Member No.: 3,203





QUOTE (Assman @ May 19 2012, 12:30 PM) *
Nah, I don't want a sex change. I mean I could play with the tits all day, but no way I'm giving up the ability to pee standing up.



She-wee


--------------------

2010 Matte Pearl White LP720-2 SV
2016 Blu Cepheus LP787-4 SV Novitec Torado
2017 Ad Personam 1 of 1 LP750-4 SV Roadster (on order)
2016 Wraith Inspired By Music Novitec Overdose Widebody(1 of 8)
2011 White 458 Italia
2012 White Porsche Panamera Turbo
2011 White Land Rover LR4
2009 Black Harley Davidson Rocker C (completely custom)
2006 Black Dodge Ram 3500 Mega cab 4x4 (1200HP)
2016 Black SportChassis P4XL
Go to the top of the page
+Quote Post
LyinFapper
post Jun 6 2012, 05:38 PM
Post #52







Group: Official LP Member
Posts: 3,521
Joined: 23-January 06
From: San Francisco
Member No.: 6,631





Still have this card, any takers???

Attached Image


The $500 on the post it make it legit... that is straight from the RITZ

Attached Image





--------------------

They've done studies, you know. 60% of the time it works, every time.
Go to the top of the page
+Quote Post
topcabron
post Jun 6 2012, 05:42 PM
Post #53







Group: Multi-Lambo Owner
Posts: 21,368
Joined: 31-January 07
From: Puerto Vallarta/Scottsdale
Member No.: 9,296





Resurrection
Go to the top of the page
+Quote Post
LyinFapper
post Jun 6 2012, 05:49 PM
Post #54







Group: Official LP Member
Posts: 3,521
Joined: 23-January 06
From: San Francisco
Member No.: 6,631





QUOTE (topcabron @ Jun 6 2012, 06:42 PM) *
Resurrection


BRING IT!


--------------------

They've done studies, you know. 60% of the time it works, every time.
Go to the top of the page
+Quote Post
topcabron
post Jun 6 2012, 05:51 PM
Post #55







Group: Multi-Lambo Owner
Posts: 21,368
Joined: 31-January 07
From: Puerto Vallarta/Scottsdale
Member No.: 9,296





Send it!
Go to the top of the page
+Quote Post
LyinFapper
post Jun 6 2012, 05:57 PM
Post #56







Group: Official LP Member
Posts: 3,521
Joined: 23-January 06
From: San Francisco
Member No.: 6,631





QUOTE (topcabron @ Jun 6 2012, 06:51 PM) *
Send it!


Show me the money



--------------------

They've done studies, you know. 60% of the time it works, every time.
Go to the top of the page
+Quote Post
CCIE
post Jun 6 2012, 06:13 PM
Post #57






Group: LP Member 2
Posts: 109
Joined: 16-June 11
From: Columbus, Ohio
Member No.: 57,439





Assman.... how is it hanging..... did you sell your ritz card and get your operation yet o wait.....
Attached image(s)
Attached Image
 
Go to the top of the page
+Quote Post
topcabron
post Jun 6 2012, 06:39 PM
Post #58







Group: Multi-Lambo Owner
Posts: 21,368
Joined: 31-January 07
From: Puerto Vallarta/Scottsdale
Member No.: 9,296





It makes the perfect bookmark
Go to the top of the page
+Quote Post
cake
post Jun 6 2012, 07:01 PM
Post #59







Group: Lambo Owner
Posts: 2,913
Joined: 24-March 11
From: capt_chaos' garden
Member No.: 40,655





QUOTE (Assman @ May 19 2012, 12:30 PM) *
Nah, I don't want a sex change. I mean I could play with the tits all day, but no way I'm giving up the ability to pee standing up.

downtown.gif
lol.gif lol.gif lol.gif
Go to the top of the page
+Quote Post
TRANSAMERA
post Jun 7 2012, 01:58 AM
Post #60







Group: Official LP Member
Posts: 12,691
Joined: 31-January 07
From: Gotham
Member No.: 9,294





LOL at the post-it, wtf


--------------------

#lookatthatdude
Go to the top of the page
+Quote Post

4 Pages V  < 1 2 3 4 >
Reply to this topicStart new topic
2 User(s) are reading this topic (2 Guests and 0 Anonymous Users)
0 Members:

 

Lo-Fi Version Time is now: 22nd June 2018 - 05:00 AM

> Our Sponsors

your alt tag