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Chimay52
post Dec 25 2013, 12:03 AM
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Twas the night before Christmas
And all through LPower
Not exactly sure what time it is
This forum doesnít show the correct hour

The banner is hung
At the top of this page
Not a creative photoshop done to it
Donnie is showing his age

The elderly forum members,
are all snug in their beds
Jpegs had dinner at 4pm,
tucked his beloved Roxie in and had his meds

Time for the young Official LP Members
To prepare the Christmas feast
I keep Bugking Santa for Veyron money
So I can also afford such a beast

Wheels piped up with the question,
about thawing a turkey
Not the first time heís had thawing dilemmas,
Electricity sure is quirky

TransAmera went to stuff the bird,
which is a really important role
Got turned on by the big Foxy breasts,
so just started to lick its butthole

The presents were all wrapped
Like Salamoneís concubine
Allan dropped off a present for North West Kardashian
It was a log that went Kerplop like an Australian Brown Pine

The Christmas tradition
Dates back to Roman empire
I donít think they ate avocado though
It was turkey kebab that they would desire

After dinner was dessert
Time for dirty sweetness to make its debut
Well I guess the Captain was right all along
You can have your Cake and you can eat it too

The sweets arenít good for the teeth though
Is there a toof doctor on this board?
Itís hard for me to takes care
When my mouth feels like a busted Ford


You have to get to sleep before Santa comes
With his presents and goodies he does excite
But with such a smokin hot wife
How does megachad even sleep at night?


In the morning my boy Mason
Will awake and the day will begin
The same as my buddy Robster
With his big toothy grin

So if LPDaddy is the father figure
Then who should we say is the mother?
I just keep running into Doug Ford
And his crack addicted brother.

Just like the euceís Porsche
The sun will be shiny and bright
Oh you think Iím missing the ďDí
Iíll get it later said one liner Sprite

Fortis might design a chimney
Out of nothing weíve ever seen
But Santa knows how to climb down it
Will someone take away Chipsters sunscreen?


Not as Assman Iím not materialistic
I admit I like the odd word game
So 10 years later I just realized
That emanon spelled backwards is No Name!

I really should go to bed now
I see porterís finger on the red light
Iíd hate to piss him off
And ban the entire site


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gallardo23
post Dec 25 2013, 01:00 AM
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Fantastic! eusa_clap.gif That had to have taken some time.
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Jpegs13
post Dec 25 2013, 01:27 AM
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Immediate Gold Status!

Merry Christmas to you and all the best


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post Dec 25 2013, 01:32 AM
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lol.gif Bravo bravo!


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post Dec 25 2013, 04:16 AM
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Damn that was fantastic I am in tears here lol.gif Chimay for President icon_super.gif

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post Dec 25 2013, 04:59 AM
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Merry christmas to everyone on lambopower
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Roman
post Dec 25 2013, 06:45 AM
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Wow.


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post Dec 25 2013, 07:06 AM
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Haha, some funny stuff! Thanks for taking the time to put that together.


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Assman
post Dec 25 2013, 07:14 AM
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Well done. I didn't quite understand the meaning of this line:

"Not as Assman Iím not materialistic"




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post Dec 25 2013, 07:24 AM
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Funny stuff... Great work! icon_thumleft.gif


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post Dec 25 2013, 07:57 AM
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Yeah it is good but if I am really honest I want to hear the rest of the Die Hard Christmas Carol

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Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house, not a creature was stirring, except... the four assholes coming in the rear in standard two-by-two cover formation...


They never tell us the rest of that one.


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Chimay52
post Dec 25 2013, 08:00 AM
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QUOTE (Assman @ Dec 25 2013, 08:14 PM) *
Well done. I didn't quite understand the meaning of this line:

"Not as Assman Iím not materialistic"



I don't know either. I pretty well had 1 beer per paragraph so that was beer 16.

Just meant that if I was an ass-man I would be valuing material things over spiritual. If your screen name was "Loves tits" I would have used that same line.


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post Dec 25 2013, 08:07 AM
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icon_thumleft.gif Very nice, you have some talent buddy!
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post Dec 25 2013, 08:42 AM
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QUOTE (Chimay52 @ Dec 25 2013, 08:00 AM) *
I don't know either. I pretty well had 1 beer per paragraph so that was beer 16.

Just meant that if I was an ass-man I would be valuing material things over spiritual. If your screen name was "Loves tits" I would have used that same line.


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post Dec 25 2013, 08:49 AM
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LOL biggrin.gif


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post Dec 25 2013, 09:24 AM
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Hahaha! Excellent Chimay wink.gif Laughed my ass off and everyone in the living room was wondering why I had my big toothy grin showing lol
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post Dec 25 2013, 09:26 AM
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I'll read this to my future children every year.


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post Dec 25 2013, 09:36 AM
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QUOTE (Milligan740 @ Dec 25 2013, 09:26 AM) *
I'll read this to my future children every year.


Why wait, you can read it to your used condom or crusty tube sock now.


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post Dec 25 2013, 09:41 AM
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Well done my friend! Merry Christmas. icon_pidu.gif
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post Dec 25 2013, 10:38 AM
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Best Christmas post ever. Instant classic.
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