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post Aug 1 2017, 11:12 AM
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QUOTE (pakisho @ Aug 1 2017, 01:02 PM) *
Oh shit not the No Dong 1!!!!!!!!



So does that make the D-2 the long dong ?
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post Aug 1 2017, 11:21 AM
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QUOTE (Kim-Jon Un @ Aug 1 2017, 12:00 PM) *
Calm and ready.

at first glance I thought that was a poster in a gyno's office on my phone.


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post Aug 1 2017, 11:39 AM
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seeing potential gold in this here thread....

Question: does Dong size matter?
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post Aug 1 2017, 11:45 AM
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Ummmmm...... maybe?

All depends how it's used.
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post Aug 1 2017, 11:51 AM
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Lol


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post Aug 1 2017, 11:53 AM
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QUOTE (cake @ Aug 1 2017, 11:39 AM) *
Question: does Dong size matter?


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post Aug 1 2017, 12:09 PM
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Yeah right, fat boy. You couldnt palm a grape.


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post Aug 1 2017, 12:10 PM
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QUOTE (abolfaz @ Aug 1 2017, 12:06 PM) *
fcuk YES! Floriduh is SAFE!


Never thought I'd say this, but now I'm glad to be moving to FL Saturday. Hopefully, shit doesn't happen until then.

Bad joke. Hope nothing happens. Family is still in CA.

Kim is unstable. Trump seems worse. Nothing good will come of this.

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post Aug 1 2017, 12:28 PM
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Like I said. Pieces are already in motion.

Where those pieces end up or how fast they get there is beyond my source. And may be unknowable to anybody as that decision is unlikely to have been made yet. Even by the ultimate decision makers.

My guess: We double or triple troop strength on the DMZ. This may sound like "a big nothing burger". But that's not true. It in itself would be tantamount to cocking the hammer.

You can't keep 50,000- 100,000 troops on the dmz for very long. Either somebody blinks. Or they go.

The problem everybody recognizes is there is no easy military answer to a million man North Korean army. With 10,000 tanks. Dug into tunnels in the hills overlooking Seoul. And nuclear weapons.

Any military answer has to be to decapitate the regime quickly and decisively.

Easier said than done.


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post Aug 1 2017, 12:31 PM
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QUOTE (Kim-Jon Un @ Aug 2 2017, 12:34 AM) *
Subscribed


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post Aug 1 2017, 12:35 PM
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I also have a source that tells me we are sending Wheels in.


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post Aug 1 2017, 12:35 PM
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If we do go to war with them and take it over, what do you do with all the brainwashed citizens? I can't imagine trying to bring those people into the real world.
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post Aug 1 2017, 12:35 PM
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Someone should train Dennis Rodman to handle it.
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post Aug 1 2017, 12:43 PM
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Amazing is cultural dissimilarity to cause from corrupt Western imperialist influences. Sad. Jealousy drives imperialistic thoughts!


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post Aug 1 2017, 01:02 PM
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QUOTE (capt_chaos @ Aug 1 2017, 12:35 PM) *
I also have a source that tells me we are sending Wheels in.

Cruel and unusual punishment is against the Geneva Convention
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post Aug 1 2017, 01:07 PM
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QUOTE (Kim-Jon Un @ Aug 2 2017, 06:43 AM) *
Amazing is cultural dissimilarity to cause from corrupt Western imperialist influences. Sad. Jealousy drives imperialistic thoughts!


I think what's driving you nuts is having to wear the same clothes everyday, also those pants God damn, they went out with the 80s, did nobody tell you ?

Someone needs to be strapped to a rocket. Just sayin.
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post Aug 1 2017, 01:09 PM
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Can he tell us his secret to never pooping?

Because thats the...uh.....shit Ive been hearing/reading.



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post Aug 1 2017, 01:25 PM
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They just want to be taken seriously. Wither they all die the glorious good fight, or the west caves and the Un-one looks like a hero for providing for his country when sanctions are lifted.


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post Aug 1 2017, 01:28 PM
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QUOTE (TTSL @ Aug 1 2017, 01:35 PM) *
If we do go to war with them and take it over, what do you do with all the brainwashed citizens? I can't imagine trying to bring those people into the real world.


Well technically we're still at war with them...The Korean War never actually ended officially...we just hit a prolonged cease fire.


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post Aug 1 2017, 01:39 PM
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Response official from Great Leader! Enjoy!

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