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TestShoot

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  1. Third in the series of shoot 'em ups, JW 3 is John on the run. All the films are a continuous story, there is no time off between films, this one is no different. So from his wife croaking to this film is pretty quick, which is a WTF moment later. Cliffs: -Are we in NY or Blade Runner's rainy-LA? -Horses kick! -Eyeballs pop! -Wick-boy assembles a pistol, Tuco Benedicto Pacifico Juan Maria Ramirez style. -NY Triad seeks new recruits: Due to recent cutlery incident, we need new members. -Well, for some reason, dogs hold some special place in the hearts of the film makers. -Halley Berry and her dogs are in Morocco for some useless reason. -Casa Blanca: population 928374918234^3 -Pay top dollar for your dog trainer, you get what you pay for. -Chopper, sick balls! -Casa Blanca, population: Halley Berry and two dogs -Taylor from Billions makes an appearance at a sushi bar and gets the chef to turn take "chopped" on the road -Taylor to everyone: "you got 7 days to clean out your desk" -John-boy goes for a desert stroll in a kevlar, black suit. -Forget your wife, I mean she's been dead for like a week, that's an eternity -Know what will cheer you up? Killing your BFF -Always keep your woodworking tools sharp. -Homeless problem reduced through Taylor's outreach program -John goes back to NY and fights Brooklyn ninjas before checking in to the hotel without a reservation -The bad guys travel in luxury buses with big logos on them. -Nobody gets what they want, prepare for an all-dog cast of John Wick 4
  2. S is for sexy, V is for violent, J is for jesusfuckingchrist!
  3. That's exactly what everyone expected, the Urus to lead the charge. It's a "bull" market for Lambos lol
  4. Gas 'em up, I'll be by in the morning with a Haliburton briefcase of Colombia's finest as collateral Lambo v Ferrari has been done by that trio before, as well as countless others. Walter Wolf is interesting in that Ferrari just shoveled cars out the door and Lambo took the collaboration. How and why that car became the norm is the missing link I would like to know more about. Of course this is a comprehensive...
  5. Walter Wolf is part of the story. They made it a head-to-head versus a little bit of history on either car. The mythology of the wing and the Cannonball Run car really needed to be said in better detail. The damned cars were the center of the top speed wars, so I feel like we got more "Motor Week" than "Grand Tour". There was so much more meat on that bone. Sexy wings that slow you down are stupid (even on the beloved Pantera), like fake air vents, wings on rice, and the proliferation of rear "diffusers" that are more like drag chutes than an aero device. The sound of the Lambo however, was amazing.
  6. I was waiting for your reply Wished they actually talked about the history of the stupid wing.
  7. I am enjoying it for the most part. I think it is easier to read and it feels like it is not an out of the box template.
  8. Yeah, it was strange to see on a wet road, but there is no mistaking that car
  9. I actually saw one last night driving up my canyon. It is truly ugly and dated like a weird Ford probe concept. The exhaust note is interesting though, very synthetic
  10. I picked up a fully loaded red/black CPO because BMW depreciation is stupid. I spent a few hundred bucks to add 100+hp (now ~660hp), and I'll tell you it is everything I need from a practicality standpoint and for passing power, I humiliate a lot of people that think their car is fast. I have spanked so many 911s on the freeway in the "merge" game, I feel bad for them BMW has always called the X6 a "statement car" that bucked the trend of boxy family haulers, but gave us this urban-assault crossover that we are seeing become popular now. When people talk about "practicality" I ask if they are moving lots of tall house plants or what about it makes it less practical, but not in some fake scenario, but reality because I haul light stands and loads of camera gear with no problem. If I needed more "practicality" I'd get a Raptor.
  11. 10k? Are we trying to get him an escort too? OOOOrrrrrrr...... LP rents a party RV and tailgates at Monterey. Better than any tent that requires sportcoats and cufflinks.
  12. Skillz! I love my red X6M and this is the spiritual successor.
  13. Not a fan of the jumbotron, but otherwise it is a lot easier to read and subtle. Also... I feel very lonely fellas...
  14. Just when I began to get adjusted to this look. Go Steelers!
  15. so you'll need to set up a way to get payments. fastforward to when so many people pledge support we have an LP hedge fund
  16. My first though in mailing something for someone else is that they need an alibi lol "Hi, I am totally alive and not dead. And since I am on a long trip, give all my money and stuff to my friend. - kthxbye"
  17. yup. I know one of his old neighbors. nothing bad to say, just a guy with loud cars.
  18. hmm.... I'd go to see if everyone looks like their mugshots
  19. the "r" badge on it is beyond stupid but Panteras really do it for me
  20. Saw it today. Disappointing. I almost fell asleep. A dis-service to the memory of the lost generation. It was written and directed to talk about a common man going in to WWI as infantry and it was pretty boring. The images were graphic at times, but the depth by which they went in to historic details was barely above a grade school text book on the subject. I stuck around after the credits for the behind the scenes, and it was 30 minutes of meh.
  21. https://www.fathomevents.com/events/they-shall-not-grow-old It will be in theaters again Jan 21st... TOMORROW
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