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...the S600, the G550, and the freakin' house. This leaves me with the condo in Tampa and the (gasp!) Honda minivan. This will not do. I'm seriously considering just torching the Odyssey on the front lawn while swilling down this bottle of Moyet in a lawn chair. Think of it as therapy. Anyway. My good friend has done everything but blow me trying to convince me to buy his garage queen 993 GT2. I hate this car and I hate Porsche in general. You ever driven one of these? talk about no soul. Oh yes! It's fast, it is precise... zee perfect vehicle (clicks heels together smartly). Gentlemen, I think this is the time in a man's life when he should consider a Lamborghini. Now what Lamborghini is the quandary. Do I want a new and civilized car or an older feral beast. I really don't want civilized. I want nasty... hot... noisy. I want something that makes the 20 something deer-in-the-head-lights sitting next to me inner thighs sweat. I want anger. I want disgust. Most of all I want fun. Suggestions?

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You my friend...belong here. Like Shamile says, the doors go up, the panties go down. Get something like a diablo roadster. Just completely impractical and fun. But in all honesty, the 993 GT2 is insanely rare and a sick car. You must be in europe as there are hardly any of those (if any at all) in the US. Welcome to the LP!

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I really don't want civilized. I want nasty... hot... noisy. I want something that makes the 20 something deer-in-the-head-lights sitting next to me inner thighs sweat. I want anger. I want disgust. Most of all I want fun. Suggestions?

 

Purple SE30 with cat delete.

 

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Oh...and the G550....do you mean?

 

Or do you mean!?!?!?!??!

 

Has to be the benz... anyone who had the turbine style G550 wouldn't own a honda minivan if his life depended on it and he sure wouldn't be bitching about losing an S600.

 

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I have a solution...

 

Purchase a Lambo (any would suffice), pick up a local 20-something yr old woman at the local bar/club/etc., perform any of your sexual fantasies on her that you were too timid to perform on your wife all while being in the new car, video tape the action, and send it over to your wife for her viewing pleasure. :icon_mrgreen:

 

On a more serious note, good luck with yout future endeavor.

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Damn sounds like that bitch cleaned house! Let us know where you live so we can stay away from her. haha. But yes that GT2 sounds sick. But I must say post-divorce get something real fcuking nasty. Something that will make women cream the panties and also let the wife know, "hey fcuk you the grass IS greener on the other side." Use the Honda Minivan as the pussy mobile... GL with your decisions and some "strange!"

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You my friend...belong here. Like Shamile says, the doors go up, the panties go down. Get something like a diablo roadster. Just completely impractical and fun. But in all honesty, the 993 GT2 is insanely rare and a sick car. You must be in europe as there are hardly any of those (if any at all) in the US. Welcome to the LP!

 

Doubt he's in Europe, we don't sell G550's.

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Impractical and turns heads of the young ladies.... Definitely a twin turbo Gallardo or a Superleggera. If money is no object, which is usually not the case after a divorce, a Super Veloce Murcielago.

 

Nasty, hot and noisy.... all day long.

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What? Nobody is reminding Vapor of the infamous Bruce Wayne 2 chicks in a Murci. That has to be the way to go. Get it filmed and post up here . :3some: All bs aside, good luck on your future and remember that happiness in from within.

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first off, congrats on the divorce, condolences on the lost cars and what not.

 

sounds like murci roadster or gallardo spyder w/ an exhaust upgrade of some kind would fit the bill perfect!

 

 

welcome to the best site on the internet!

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Yes, "happiness is from within". What ysrjunikie means is that "you get happiness from being within a Lambo".

 

Nothing even comes close to attracting chicks (and unfortunatlely their guys) like a Lambo. Go for it! You only live once, and you aren't getting any younger...

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Vote for ban for criticizing the 993 GT2!

 

Sorry for your misfortune. I would suggest a Ford GT, Diablo 6.0, LP640 Roadster, CGT or an SLR. Or, the cheaper route is to get a flat black Plastic mess-06 and take it to Lingenfelter and prepare to shit your pants.

 

 

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...welcome to the best site on the internet!

 

Er, actually the best site on the internet is that other Lambo porn site.....you know...

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Everyone is SPOT ON!!! You came to the right place, brotha!

 

Any of the following three will suit you fine for outlandishness in this order:

 

1) LP640 Roadster, 2) Diablo Roadster, 3) Gallardo SuperLeggera. Done Deal!

 

SLR if gonna be your only car , beastly DailyDriver and the doors go up!!!(you said the mini-van is all you have now). Standard Gallardo if price is an issue. $80K for an '04 you can't beat that.

OR........an 'old' Murcie '02-'03 (same RockStar attention at $130k).

 

GOOD LUCK and post pics! :icon_thumleft:

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