Things that make you say DAMN!

DAMN!

DAMN!

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,180206,00.html

Forthman Murff, a 74-year-old man in Monroe County, Miss., who nearly decapitated himself with a chain saw and lived to talk about it.

 

Cutting timber alone one day, Murff was knocked 10 feet into a ditch by a falling tree, shattering bones in his leg and foot and causing the spinning chain saw to tear into his neck. The chain saw blade ripped through Murff's windpipe, esophagus, several sets of muscle, both external jugular veins and one internal jugular vein. The only structures holding his head to his torso were the cervical spine and carotid arteries.

 

Murff never lost consciousness. With his head practically hanging by a thread, the spunky Murff dug himself out from beneath the fallen tree. "I saw a stream of blood about the size of my little finger," he told a reporter while recuperating. "It wasn't coming in spurts, so I thought I might have a chance." Despite numerous fractures, a profusely bleeding neck and a severed windpipe, Murff drove his truck one-half mile to his neighbor's house. Doctors at North Mississippi Medical Center successfully reattached his head in surgery. "He is the most amazing patient I've ever had," said Dr. Robert Lowrey. "Just think about walking the length of a football field with your head half cut off."

Forthman Murff, a 74-year-old man in Monroe County, Miss., who nearly decapitated himself with a chain saw and lived to talk about it.

 

Cutting timber alone one day, Murff was knocked 10 feet into a ditch by a falling tree, shattering bones in his leg and foot and causing the spinning chain saw to tear into his neck. The chain saw blade ripped through Murff's windpipe, esophagus, several sets of muscle, both external jugular veins and one internal jugular vein. The only structures holding his head to his torso were the cervical spine and carotid arteries.

 

Murff never lost consciousness. With his head practically hanging by a thread, the spunky Murff dug himself out from beneath the fallen tree. "I saw a stream of blood about the size of my little finger," he told a reporter while recuperating. "It wasn't coming in spurts, so I thought I might have a chance." Despite numerous fractures, a profusely bleeding neck and a severed windpipe, Murff drove his truck one-half mile to his neighbor's house. Doctors at North Mississippi Medical Center successfully reattached his head in surgery. "He is the most amazing patient I've ever had," said Dr. Robert Lowrey. "Just think about walking the length of a football field with your head half cut off."

 

makes the guy who cut his arm off with a swiss army knife that was trapped under a boulder look like a pussy

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/videos/crazybackflip.html

 

That keyboard reminds me of my own, which I changed last week after 5yrs, the only difference is I don't smoke

http://img74.imageshack.us/img74/4378/bedn...ayaklava6eo.jpg

 

 

Looks like a hard worker huh... The habbits of a diehard perv :axe:

Makes you appreciate warm weather.

Makes me miss the german snow even more.

 

 

:vom: :vom: :vom: :vom:

hahahaha!!

I love the snowed in door with the beer. Genious!

can't wait till the next blizzard. I haven't seen that much snow since i was 5.

i hate snow

Snow is nice to look at the day after the storm....and that's it....sux after that.

i hate snow

 

You and me both.

i hate snow

 

You and me both.

 

Me too which is why I moved to Florida.

That snow isn't something that makes me say damn. Those pictures made me say Holy Shit!

i hate snow

 

You and me both.

 

Me too which is why I moved to Florida.

 

Coming to Florida in acouple weeks..make sure it's warm for me

i hate snow

 

You and me both.

 

<-stupid

 

Arizona is hot, but you do not have to shovel heat :mrgreen:

lol the outdoor beer one is made with Keiths Beer. NOVA SCOTIA RULES :supz: :partyman:

A few that I have.