capt_chaos Report post Posted February 21, 2012 Normally reserved for the story of the day thread in VIP... 'Sport at its best is electrifying - but one new game takes the concept a little too literally by allowing players to tackle opponents by zapping them with stun guns. Ultimate Tazer Ball allows players to zap opponents with 300,000-volt stun guns, to induce a muscle spasm which will make them drop the ball or trip over. There have been no official games played but the sport's creators insist it is genuine and claim they are planning to form a league. A promotional video has been seen by more than 1million viewers on YouTube. 'The game's US inventors say the stun guns are designed to deliver eight milliamps of current - well below the lethal dose of one amp but enough to test even the legendary ball skills of Barcelona's Lionel Messi. In the video clip, one zapped player warns: 'If you're scared, don't play.' Another says: 'It hurts, man, it doesn't feel good.' Only the player in possession may be zapped as teams of four compete to manoeuvre an over-sized foam ball into their opponents' net. There are four fledgling teams - LA Nightlight, Philadelphia Killawatts, Canadian side Toronto Terror and San Diego Spartans. Toronto Terror look set to encounter problems at home games, as stun guns are banned in Canada' - Metro. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
vyce77 Report post Posted February 21, 2012 Braindead bellend might be the best descriptor for this, and I don't even fully appreciate the word "bellend" as I'm not from across the pond. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
capt_chaos Report post Posted February 21, 2012 http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=bellend Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
vyce77 Report post Posted February 21, 2012 http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=bellend That's what I assumed after seeing Ali G's drawing and description of Saddam Hussein Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
UFxi Report post Posted February 22, 2012 That's what I assumed after seeing Ali G's drawing and description of Saddam Hussein So he's a dcik head? lol but seriously, tasers? whats next? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SCL_Blackbird Report post Posted February 22, 2012 but seriously, tasers? whats next? How about a game of Fireball Tennis! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
UFxi Report post Posted February 23, 2012 How about a game of Fireball Tennis! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AccidentalChef Report post Posted February 23, 2012 How about a game of Fireball Tennis! I can't decide if it's fortunate or tragic that I didn't think of that in high school. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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