Man saws off own foot to receive unemployment benefits

http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow/man-s...-211222700.html

It appears he and the unemployment dept got off on the wrong foot. Possibly though he thought of doing this after he just saw the remake of footloose. Now he's like a one legged man in an ass kicking contest.

To do something so drastic he must have not had a leg to stand on.

He would have been six foot under if he lost more blood.

 

I like how he stayed one step ahead of the doctors and burnt his foot.

 

Its strange his family never saw this coming.

Luckily his unemployment benefits didn't cost an arm and a leg.

The ultimate liberal....willing to mutilate himself in the pursuit of gov't assistance!!

The unltimate liberal....willing to mutilate himself in the pursuit of gov't assistance!!

CCCC-COMBO BREAKER

That's a painful way to get your foot in the door at the unemployment office.

That's a painful way to get your foot in the door at the unemployment office.

 

He was trying to get a leg up on the competition.

He was trying to get a leg up on the competition.

I bet he's really kicking himself now.

I'm going to go out on a limb - time wounds all heels.

I'm going to go out on a limb - time wounds all heels.

 

I don't know, he told his foot, Trump style, "You're fired!"

I don't know, he told his foot, Trump style, "You're fired!"

 

 

I couldn't stand to be without my foot.

That reminds me of a nursery rhyme my mom used to tell me when I was an infant....

 

 

This little piggy went to market

This little piggy went home

This little piggy had roast beef

While this little piggy had none

And this little piggy.....got fcuking chopped the hell off with a compound miter saw and throw into the fire along with the rest of the little fcuking asshole piggys.

 

 

 

Ahh....good times. Good times.

That reminds me of a nursery rhyme my mom used to tell me when I was an infant....

 

 

This little piggy went to market

This little piggy went home

This little piggy had roast beef

While this little piggy had none

And this little piggy.....got fcuking chopped the hell off with a compound miter saw and throw into the fire along with the rest of the little fcuking asshole piggys.

 

 

 

Ahh....good times. Good times.

 

 

Just another pun in the oven.

^ I shit you not,I'm sitting at my kitchen table reading LP on my iPad and eating pork choppers for dinner. I gagged a little.

^ I shit you not,I'm sitting at my kitchen table reading LP on my iPad and eating pork choppers for dinner. I gagged a little.

 

 

 

Spit out the nails. They'll get jammed in your gums and cause some discomfort.

 

He stood corrected, but it was too late and fell

^ I shit you not,I'm sitting at my kitchen table reading LP on my iPad and eating pork choppers for dinner. I gagged a little.

 

I thought of you more as a shrimper.

He needs to pull himself up by his own bootstrap.

what a limp way to claim employment insurance.

what a limp way to claim employment insurance.

HA!!

Guess after exhausting his benefits, he decided to put his foot down and let them know he's still eligible.

Guess after exhausting his benefits, he decided to put his foot down and let them know he's still eligible.

 

Too soon man, too soon.

Guess he got it mixed up....he was offered a hack job not told to do one!!!