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Signed up to your email list, book club and conventions! Cant wait!

 

I made $100,000 today alone by doing what RD preaches! Its real, it works and you can do it from home while flapping

 

Romandad for President!

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How did this get to Gold Star Status that quick? Has to be a record of some sort.

How did this get to Gold Star Status that quick? Because it was Close to It!

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Signed up to your email list, book club and conventions! Cant wait!

 

I made $100,000 today alone by doing what RD preaches! Its real, it works and you can do it from home while flapping

 

Romandad for President!

 

Did you make a video of you fcuking yourself and sell it in San Francisco?

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Did you make a video of you fcuking yourself and sell it in San Francisco?

 

Dude we both know that was MODO, not me, and yes I sold it in San Francisco.

 

I'm sure we can make some decent money of you fcuking yourself as well

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Dude we both know that was MODO, not me, and yes I sold it in San Francisco.

 

I'm sure we can make some decent money of you fcuking yourself as well

 

I don't know. Modo will be a hard act to follow. He's a real pro.

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Dude we both know that was MODO, not me, and yes I sold it in San Francisco.

 

I'm sure we can make some decent money of you fcuking yourself as well

 

 

I don't know. Modo will be a hard act to follow. He's a real pro.

 

Lap I was your stand in cause your macro lens was broken and you couldnt get a clear cock shot.

 

Assman you've been married for a lot longer than me, your fapping skills are well honed i'm sure.

 

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Assman you've been married for a lot longer than me, your fapping skills are well honed i'm sure.

 

:turboalex:

 

This statement I can not contest. It has validity.

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Is there any way to pre-order the personally autographed, limited edition, collectors edition, sequel?

 

I will so ebay that instantly and make my own fortune...

 

Better than that.... We are setting up a multi-level marketing opportunity, for you to get in on the ground floor of... For a low package price of $1500, you get:

 

Access to my personal website, where you can worship my awesomness;

 

An autographed copy of "Close To It";

 

An autographed DVD of "Close To It", the Director's Cut, with three minutes of never before seen tips on how you to can be fcuking awesome just like me, and not piss money away on stupid bullshit;

 

The Award Winning "Close To It" Audio book, in your choice of MP3 or 8 Track;

 

A "Go fcuk Yourself" T-Shirt; And

 

Dinner with me at the Louisville KingFish.

 

 

 

 

You will then be a RomanDad Gold Circle Jerk member, with the opportunity to buy volume cases of "Close To It" packages at cost.

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I read it twice! Im still furiously fcuking myself as we speak!

 

 

Ladies and Gentlemen... Did I achieve this level of Hot Shitness alone? Close To It... Id like to introduce you all to my Mentor, the man who taught me how to fcuk myself, so I can teach you how to fcuk yourself.... ALLAN!!!!

 

 

Take a fcuking bow.

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I'm going to be holding a book club meeting to discuss this book, what it meant to you, and how it has changed your life. Anyone interested who is a fan of R. Dad, pm please.

gonna send PM asap

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Lots to laugh at/about in this thread....made my night.....THANK YOU :lol2:

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Ladies and Gentlemen... Did I achieve this level of Hot Shitness alone? Close To It... Id like to introduce you all to my Mentor, the man who taught me how to fcuk myself, so I can teach you how to fcuk yourself.... ALLAN!!!!

 

 

Take a fcuking bow.

:turboalex:

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Meeh, PDF booklet attached!

 

Download FREE for a LIMITED TIME!!!

 

:lol2: :lol2: :lol2: I've printed and laminated, awesome birthday present for the wannabe entrepreneur

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You need the digital counter with the royalties coming in, get with the program!

 

Also can you explain to us what inspired you to write such awesomeness ?

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You need the digital counter with the royalties coming in, get with the program!

 

Also can you explain to us what inspired you to write such awesomeness ?

 

 

Rainbows... Double fcuking rainbows.

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IT WORKS!!!! I JUST RECEIVED MY FIRST PAYMENT!!!

RD You are my idol, I will definitely mention you in my thank you to the Academy speech!

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IT WORKS!!!! I JUST RECEIVED MY FIRST PAYMENT!!!

RD You are my idol, I will definitely mention you in my thank you to the Academy speech!

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Level, you've just taken it to the next one. Lol

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Fortis this is epic!!! LOL!!!

 

RD,

 

it's when you become sarcastic in creating such a thread you realize how truly pathetic the whole "Far from it" business idea is. I remember reading his girl's website one day on her life story....there are some many times when I wanted to see her in person and just question her for hours on how she "achieved" all that wealth in such a short time...then finding the holes in the story...and laughing till I collapse in exhaustion...

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