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The 2013 Obama Scandal omnibus thread- Benghazi, IRS, AP, EPA, Congressional cloak room


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So now I've heard Obama wants a situation where there are no winners or losers in the Middle East. That isn't going to work with ISIS but also, is he kidding me? And he wants to achieve a new cordial working relationship with Russia too. Makes my head spin. If only Obama had the same attitude with regards to foreign policy that he has with regards to his political opponents.

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Brace yourselves, everyone is changing their facebook profile pic to the symbol that ISIS is putting on all the Christian's homes to identify them.

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Barack "Brick House" Obama business as usual.

 

 

"let's gather up all these bricks, and then let's build a shelter, so that you Momma has a place to live...And your sister too, I want them both outta my house!"

 

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http://www.reddit.com/r/news/comments/2d8l...the_epa_report/

 

Cliffs: House Republicans say billionaires pushing regulations through EPA to benefit green energy investments. Reddit readers call the rest of American morons and talk about how enlightened they are while clearly showing they didn't read a damn word of the article.

http://www.lambopower.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=65106

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Brace yourselves, everyone is changing their facebook profile pic to the symbol that ISIS is putting on all the Christian's homes to identify them.

 

What do you mean?

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President Obama walks into a local bank in Chicago to cash a check. He is surrounded by Secret Service agents. As he approaches the cashier he says, "Good morning Ma'am, could you please cash this check for me?"

 

Cashier:

"It would be my pleasure sir. Could you please show me your ID?"

 

Obama:

"Truthfully, I did not bring my ID with me as I didn't think there was any need to. I am President Barack Obama, the President of the United States of AMERICA !!!!"

 

Cashier:

"Yes sir, I know who you are, but with all the regulations and monitoring of the banks because of 9/11, impostors, forgers, money laundering, and bad mortgage underwriting not to mention requirements of the Dodd/Frank legislation, etc., I must insist on seeing ID."

 

Obama:

“Just ask anyone here at the bank who I am and they will tell you. Everybody knows who I am."

 

Cashier:

"I am sorry Mr. President but these are the bank rules and I must follow them."

 

Obama:

"I am urging you, please, to cash this check. I need to buy a gift for Michelle for Valentine’s Day"

 

Cashier:

"Look Mr. President, here is an example of what we can do. One day, Tiger Woods came into one of our bank branches without ID. To prove he was Tiger Woods he pulled out his putter and made a beautiful shot across the bank into a coffee cup. With that shot we knew him to be Tiger Woods and cashed his check.”

“Another time, Andre Agassi came into the same place without ID. He pulled out his tennis racquet and made a fabulous shot where as the tennis ball landed in a coffee cup. With that shot we cashed his check.

So, Mr. President, what can you do to prove that it is you, and only you, as the President of the United States?"

 

Obama:

Obama stands there thinking, and thinking, and finally says, "Honestly, my mind is a total blank...there is nothing that comes to my mind. I can't think of a single thing. I have absolutely no idea what to do and I don’t have a clue.”

 

Cashier:

"Will that be large or small bills, Mr. President?

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So... Isis beheaded an American Journalist... And the guy with the knife is definitely British...

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So... Isis beheaded an American Journalist... And the guy with the knife is definitely British...

 

Dont they have another hostage whose fate depends on what Obama says today?

 

Hearing/seeing this news made me fcuking livid. Mr. Foley kept his composure much better than I. Can't imagine having to endure that. Why doesn't that ISIS prick show his face if he is so empowered and so "just" for his message? Coward piece of excriment.

 

We need to introduce more their ISIS "army" of cowards to our selection of fine weaponry. I fear we may not be able to save the other captured journalist. I imagine now that guys like them are captured and sold off from group to group, Foley was captured in Syria in 2012. ISIS now has the cash and the platform to buy them and do this which will probably facilitate more kidnapping.

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So... Isis beheaded an American Journalist... And the guy with the knife is definitely British...

 

 

Of course he was. All the head cunts are educated in the UK, Germany, and the USA, fcuk em.

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Of course he was. All the head cunts are educated in the UK, Germany, and the USA, fcuk em.

 

Not just educated... Born and raised...

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The orange jumpsuit is an obvious reference to Gitmo--lots of speculation about whether the executioner may be a former inmate. One would think there would be some major blowback if that turns out to be true, but in this Alice in Wonderland world we live in these days who knows. The lefties and their media cronies may say it proves Gitmo created more terrorists.

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