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Yep I'm ready!

 

Oh shit nvm let me grab you as you about to release me!

 

 

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I saw a teen in Austin TX decide to jump into the pool from 2nd floor balcony of the hotel. His foot slipped and he went exactly lucky bellyflopping and landing with feet by the top of the first line and his head by the end of the lower line. _| Any other way and he'd be done and on the pavement w a part of his body. As his friends went to congratulate him he just saw with a "holy shit" face for about 10 mins not saying anything.

 

 

Play stupid games...

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What happened to good old fashion fcuking? What point of the day did you think, I have a roof and a pool and naked lady, must throw her off one...

 

 

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What happened to good old fashion fcuking? What point of the day did you think, I have a roof and a pool and naked lady, must throw her off one...

 

In the pursuit of outdoing what you did yesterday, every day, fueled by plenty of good drugs and alcohol, you end up wanting to see how far a porn star can fly vs how good she can fcuk. fcuking pornstars is so mainstream and unoriginal... us regular dudes just don't get it!

 

Bet they would have been all high-fives and lets-do-it-agains if she landed okay. But then again, give her a couple of months, they'll get bored and might just give it another try.

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