MrDoctor Report post Posted November 9, 2015 Time to save this thread. Name it Koffee, throw some accent characters above the "o", make your sign really modern, make the shop with a nice modern Fortis inspired interior. LOL. There you go, hipster paradise. Charge $6 a cup. Make people feel special. Interested to see what you do with the shop! The name is the least of worries, it's more about how to better offer something that everyone else already does. Goodluck! P.S. most of the names in here sound like bad porn0 titles. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
FEVIPER Report post Posted November 9, 2015 "Dark and Hot" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smash Boy Report post Posted November 9, 2015 Interested to see what you do with the shop! The name is the least of worries, it's more about how to better offer something that everyone else already does. Yeah, I'm sure there are better names than "Red Pipe", but right now it's the spot in Forest Hills, NY. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nuvolari612 Report post Posted November 10, 2015 Colombia's Other Export Would like to know more about how that system operates or maybe I don't. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nuvolari612 Report post Posted November 10, 2015 Time to save this thread. Name it Koffee, throw some accent characters above the "o", make your sign really modern, make the shop with a nice modern Fortis inspired interior. LOL. There you go, hipster paradise. Charge $6 a cup. Make people feel special. Interested to see what you do with the shop! The name is the least of worries, it's more about how to better offer something that everyone else already does. Goodluck! P.S. most of the names in here sound like bad porn0 titles. Plan on opening a few - tried for Nespresso at present they are all company owned stores. Agree it's about the inside European Sweden - playing off Nespresso. Thanks it's a good break in my d'aily g'rind Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nuvolari612 Report post Posted November 10, 2015 Yeah, I'm sure there are better names than "Red Pipe", but right now it's the spot in Forest Hills, NY. It's funny the majority of successful "spot" owners I spoke to have no name affiliation to what they offer. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nuvolari612 Report post Posted November 10, 2015 "Dark and Hot" It's the name of one of the drinks. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Castor Troy Report post Posted November 10, 2015 Beaners or Big Beans Make it a "breastaurant" type place. Have some smoking hot Mexican chicks working there with their tits hanging out. Thats what I would do. Have some drinks with booze in it to give the alcoholics something to drink too. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nuvolari612 Report post Posted November 10, 2015 Beaners or Big Beans Make it a "breastaurant" type place. Have some smoking hot Mexican chicks working there with their tits hanging out. Thats what I would do. Have some drinks with booze in it to give the alcoholics something to drink too. As owner of the building plus our main office on site have to keep it somewhat clean. Hoping it's viewed as a valued amenity to raise / retain occupancy with a flash of offensive panache build out is on the high end side on the weekends plan to host C&C for 3 - 400 cars. Building has 1200 - 1400 people per day with two hotels on the out lots. Great idea until the wife asks - what's all these breastaurant charges. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tara Report post Posted November 10, 2015 Would like to know more about how that system operates or maybe I don't. http://www.ondair.net/a-250000-cocaine-bb-...ombian-airport/ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nuvolari612 Report post Posted November 10, 2015 http://www.ondair.net/a-250000-cocaine-bb-...ombian-airport/ I told her not to wear that top! 10k and a boob job to smuggle 250k of drugs - not sure who is a bigger moron the girl or the person who retained her services. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
WheelsRCool Report post Posted November 10, 2015 Charming Coffee Joyful Coffee Jolly Coffee Sunbeam Coffee Radiant Coffee Maple Coffee Maple Oak Coffee Blue Sky Coffee Sunshine Coffee Funshine Coffee Koala Coffee Green Tree Coffee Paradise Coffee Mango Coffee Pineapple Coffee Passionfruit Coffee Star Apple Coffee Coral Coffee Palm Cove Coffee Mangrove Coffee Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
WheelsRCool Report post Posted November 10, 2015 Blue Sky Restaurant is the name of the restaurant on the other side of the lobby - adding Blue Sky Cafe is in the running. Looking for something that's slightly offensive. So that list gets me in trouble in Fortis's thread and here it has a workable name!? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nuvolari612 Report post Posted November 10, 2015 So that list gets me in trouble in Fortis's thread and here it has a workable name!? Ya lost me ... In my world energy creates energy. Apple started off making a shitty product but their goal was to get it to market and bring in sales while continually improving the product. To this day how many companies update their products while you are using and paying for them. If someone waits to make the perfect product which incurs a longer burn rate chances are it's doa. Anyway - you get what you pay for and I appreciate all the helpful posts. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Griza Report post Posted November 10, 2015 How about something simple like Kaffiene Kafe? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cabbe Report post Posted November 10, 2015 Sexpresso? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaoss Report post Posted November 11, 2015 You named it in one of your replies...it fits the building too.... Daily Grind. (drops mic and exits stage) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
FrankN Report post Posted November 11, 2015 Liquid Assets <--finance themed/hidden comedy <-- I really liked this one! Considering you wanted something that could be provocative. OT but what happened to user Liquid Assets? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
rmtn Report post Posted November 11, 2015 vote for Daily Grind. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
m6power Report post Posted November 11, 2015 2 girls, 1 one cup....of Coffee LMFAO! This made me LOL. On a serious note, Im actually looking to do the same thing in a vacant building I purchased a year or so ago. Its been on my mind for a few months. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Assman Report post Posted November 11, 2015 vote for Daily Grind. Yes Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AudiBull Report post Posted November 11, 2015 Being original is the hard part...along with naming rights. There is a Daily Grind and a Brewed Awakenings within 20 minutes of me. Once You Go Black Cafe? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
capt_chaos Report post Posted November 11, 2015 Dark Bean Flicker. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
rmtn Report post Posted November 12, 2015 Okay I throw one of my own: Mugged Coffee Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
CHADW Report post Posted November 12, 2015 Ya lost me ... In my world energy creates energy. Apple started off making a shitty product but their goal was to get it to market and bring in sales while continually improving the product. To this day how many companies update their products while you are using and paying for them. If someone waits to make the perfect product which incurs a longer burn rate chances are it's doa. Anyway - you get what you pay for and I appreciate all the helpful posts. One of my favorite sayings for those slowpokes waiting for perfection: don't let a little great get in the way of a lot of good. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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