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  1. Gallardo Tricolore

    in Automobili Lamborghini

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    This press junket just in

     

    To mark a new turning point in the production of Lamborghini motor vehicles, Lamborghini are releasing a new special edition Gallardo.

    This exciting and new revolutionary breakthrough special edition is being built to commemorate the factory canteen lady loosing her car keys and then finding them again.

    Lambo to mark this special occasion have developed the Gallardo 550-2 Ambrogio Chiavi Della Macchina SE which can be distinguished from other Gallardos by its ground breaking, heart stopping new styling of additional stripes and new refitted glovebox lining.

     

    On previous Gallardos the stripe has gone from bonnet to back but to really make this utterly jaw droppingly special, Lamborghini have added an extra stripe going from one door over the roof to the other door.  This is to mark that Ambrogio herself had a second cousin twice removed that visted England once and when Lamborghini realised that the St George’s Cross had multiple stripes going in different directions they thought straightaway they should capitalise on this.

    Ambrogio herself was naturally delighted by this model being released to mark her achievement in finding her keys after she lost them and is happy that the company have elected to produce this special car.

    "Its a great because the new lining in the glovebox means I can take my housekeys off my car keys and put them in the glovebox whilst driving but also I then have two sets of keys to lose and Lamborghini can make some other models to celebrate that momentous occasion."

    Ambrogio, as been working at the company for three and a half months now has already forged a reputation in the company after becoming quite popular (read sexually familiar) with the group of workers that fit the floor mats in the new special editions and that Bepe guy that fills up the vending machine.

     

    Previously Lamborghini have only been able to produce special editions that only had a nod to the Italian flag and its three stripes which has affected the company’s ability to produce only a small quantity of special editions. Lamborghini nearly shit the bed when they realised

    that the Union Flag representing Great Britain has a bucket load of stripes to represent lots of countries so will be looking into producing a model based on that.

     

    A company spokesman said “China can fcuking do one because even though

    they have a shed load of money they only have two colours and no

    stripes on their flag”.

     

    Meanwhile plans are afoot for the 550-2 Fasco Fotocopia to be released in the next quarter to mark the time when apprentice Fasco caught his cock in the main office photocopier during a rather raucous Christmas party.  This specially designed edition will have a thin red stripe, an evil matt finish on the windscreen wipers and a modified exhaust note which will be a higher pitch than normal.

    Textbook.

  5. LAMBOPOWER CRIBS MEGATHREAD!

    in Off Topic

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    Those pictures are more interesting to me than the finish product :icon_mrgreen:

    It looks like you guys are building in a similar fashion they do it here.

    How do you attach the brick cladding to the outside of the house? Metal ties to the frame? Is the outside brick cladding load bearing?

     

    Same here! Do they still use plasterboard sheets do you think? I'm just wondering because the horizontal battens accross the studs aren't the way we do it in Aus, actually that would be the reason why they dont put noggins in their wall frames.

     

    It doesn't look like it's been bricked though because of the sisalation wrap at the moment though, the different construction techniques definitely are interesting.

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