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Given your "WTF..." comment, I'm assuming this isn't a play on words Yes..... I am very close!!! Ok...seriously (if that's even possible on this forum) I appreciate all the ideas and have plenty to work with. Now I need to narrow it down.

Just fell off my chair LOL....between this and the PMS themed suggestions...

You guys DO NOT disappoint

Hadn't thought of it THAT way : Can you hear that sound? Its owners of balloon white cringing everywhere

My mistake....for ALL of you: 1TRKMIND Or 1TRKMND !!!

For several of you: 1TRK MIND Or 1 TRK MND

Based on the article, 90% of the suggestions won't fly or would be revoked. :sigh: What's the world coming to when you can't have a little fun with a license plate? Good luck to the parents who don't want their kids reading stuff and then asking about it. They better be ready to keep them at home with curtains drawn and TV/radios/computers/ipods/ipads/.... OFF. And what's up with the offended citizens? Nothing better to do than complain about someone's plate?

Yikes. Had to look up the various "knuckle" references - never heard them before. Scary OMG. You guys are TOO MUCH RED BOX - could be taken a couple ways - wonder if that was your intent (or am I alone in sinking to new depths)? I've been googling several abbreviations and references since joining this forum. I've learned a lot. It has been VERY educational. You could charge tuition but I'm a little afraid of how the diploma might read....

You crack me up!

Looks like I hit a nerve (again) Does anyone have the sarcasm font? If so please forward to me. This is clearly a sensitive group and I'll take it easier on all of you (to quote Rob Burgundy) in the future (KIDDING HERE!!!!) (this is where the sarcasm font comes in handy ) I appreciate all the funny, dirty, gross, hilarious, creative, outrageous suggestions. What an AWESOME forum !! Thanks

I KNEW it!!!! Finally - got it in writing!

hmmmm thanks for the education! VERY enlightening for solo night drives... I'll share a few things: 1. I have had some HUGE LOLs over these suggestions but many will not find themselves onto my rear - yes I'm enjoying the banter and creativity 2. I'm 49 AGAIN (might be a good plate ) 3. Hair was VERY dark brown but started going silver in late 20's - probably 60% silver/white so SNOWHIT might be good (I like my hair and will not color it ) just thought of another possiblity "NOMATCH".....maybe some will get my reference - cool double meaning although could be taken as arrogant 4. Nothing unusual re body type. 5'4" - proportionate, reasonable, not skinny or fat and for the record... I don't recall anyone asking GBGallardo about his looks (hair color, body type) when he asked for plate suggestions.... Guess I can only be one of the boyz to a certain extent... ...the old double std raised its ugly head but that's ok - TRUST me - I knew you guys were wondering, after all.... YOU'RE GUYS!!!!!!!!!!! To be expected LOL (not to mention some of the threads gave me a big heads up) And you might be wondering...No I'm not offended in the least (not that you really care but the question was cloaked nicely so maybe you care a little?) - part of the hazing ritual I guess. Now I feel like I REALLY belong If anyone is going to GIRO or Pocono I'll see you there and you can PM each other with the gory details If any of you care to share hair color/body type with me - doesn't matter - I luv you all just as you are !!!! Best group of guys I've had the pleasure to hang with since meeting my track buddies Thanks for loosening up and giving me some funny and serious suggestions. If I go the vanity plate route I'll let you know. I'm kinda liking REDSHUZ or SNOWHIT (or is SNOWYTE better?) but there are SO many good ones to think about!

Thinking about the request...working on it - will get back to forum shortly FYI - Not a MILF - no kids Lovin ALL of 'em - tx Ibnrushd: HRD N FST - Hahaha, this could be taken way too many ways, have fun with that. HUBBY2 BOYTOY2 EZ BRZY - If it were a spyder (it's a coupe) and I'm neither cheap nor EZ LOL NEWDLD0 - hilarious!!!! Still trying to figure out CODE 7Y - I don't think you're referring to chapter 7 - assuming it's related to Capt Chaos signature (its all about the .....) but haven't found the answer

I don't qualify for DOUBLE G but it's catchy I LV GUYS is PERFECT on the "husband" and the "officer calling it in" categories, and true Never been divorced but I love NO PRNUP although kinda negative. I could see some bitter ex's keying it What about: REDSHUZ 1OFBOYZ (just a redo of Mike's) VA JJ (slang for vag) V1BRATR (probably wouldn't pass but would get lots of :Ds) again - would have it ALL to myself

AGAIN - SO CREATIVE - LUV EM!! I suspect several wouldn't be allowed, and most would keep my husband out of the car . Not sure about NOPNTYS (well officer, see - I was on this forum asking for suggestions...No sir - I usually DO wear them....OFFICER SAYS: outta the car lady, and spread em) hmmmm - might have to pass on that one. giggle MYRBBIT - total winner!!! Love HER DD - could mean daily driver or be another reference :) What about NCEPAIR? (for nice pair)? I don't have PNISENV but that is SOOOO GOOD. No way hubby would go near that one! and I'm lovin SNOWHIT I DID ask for it - thanks for these.

Thanks - love CHXRULE I CANDY EYCANDY MYGSPOT I'm pretty sure any of these would keep my husband FAR AWAY although he just told me he could always take the plate off at the track if he had to Guess I'll have to epoxy it to the car! (J/K - could NEVER deface a lambo like that) off topic - my latest avatar is a pic from yesterday at BeaveRun (yeah....I know....beaver.....hahaha) taken by Chris Juliano, a friend and photographer who also took this: avatar: Here's a 12 second video of me - front straight at BeaveRun (it's a very short course: 1.5 miles, 12 turns) I'm in 5th and probably top out at 130-135? wasn't really looking at the speedo - too much to focus on. CIMG3643.MOV

Should have noted GIRLPWR thanks to Rawr also TROUBLE (like it)!!

I'm inspired UGOGIRL (all except for the UGO part aka YUGO) GIRLPWR COOKIN (in reference to the KITCHEN suggestion - tx Rawr) - double entendre PINK (combine red + white.... also fav Aerosmith song - lyrics hit the (G) spot) - maybe far fetched & girlie but it appeals to me anyway although I don't want to be mistaken for a Mary Kay rep (would that be possible?)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA You are AWESOME !!! I am sitting here laughing at my computer. I can see this group will test my abilities to keep up. I welcome the challenge.

Guess my sarcasm font wasn't working. Maybe I should've included "NOT!!!!!" at the end of my comment about the "shy and sensitive" group that has welcomed me with open arms. I have read many of the T&A threads. You guys are HILARIOUS!!!! I haven't commented cause I don't know how it will be taken, and until you guys understand I'm okay being one of the boys - I'll be a bit reserved. I'm navigating slowly and carefully through this boys club which seems LOADED with land mines! I am delicately trying to encourage you guys to loosen up around me. I'd say this thread is a nice start My background is in the construction industry. That may give you an idea of what I've encountered. Actually - you might not believe some of what I've encountered (strike that - some of this group probably would be guilty of dishing it out). J/K - don't know any of you but from reading the threads I'm forming opinions and "honey" was a REALLY nice touch

Might read like "Bears & Cream" but berries/cream is a good thought. I was thinking about "CHERRY" - also multi-meanings Hope I'm not offending anyone - I know guys can be VERY sensitive and shy, especially THIS group !!! As for TAMPON - great minds... I'm not familiar with WALDO but from the pic obviously a white/red reference

Another suggestion that meets ALL requirements (husband & cops will hate it, VERY female!) Love the double meaning of "G" (hadn't thought of it before - :)) NICE!!!!!!!!!!

OKAY - HILARIOUS, and you've hit all the notes: White with red interior (I assume it was intentional - yuck - but SO FUNNY) Husband wouldn't be caught DEAD in it No cop would want to have to call it in IT'S PERFECT!!!! You are BRILLIANT!!! It's at the top of the list but please keep 'em coming None of you know this but I BEGGED gasman in a PM to send it, and promised I wouldn't be offended. Trust me - I can handle it so please don't hold back.

LOL!!!! Tears.... so very entertaining thanks!