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  1. The video was too long. Halfway through it, I got hungry so I left it playing and went to the kitchen to fix my self a sandwich. But then I found out that I'm out of mayonnaise so I went to a grovery store.

    There, I saw the most beautiful woman I have ever seen in my life. But I'm a shy person so I took up a three-year personality development course so I can introduce my self. She was very friendly and all, but unfortunately, she has a boyfriend. So I said, all good, I'm a mature person. I want the best for her and I harbor no illusion that I am the best person for her and she seems happy with her boyfriend, so I did not bother her anymore. But we kept in touch and we became friends and I got over my crush on her.

    Then she broke up with her boyfriend, we drank some alcohol because of it, I told her she'll be fine and I wished her well. I still think she's the most beautiful woman in the world, but like I said, I am over my crush on her. It was like five years already when I first saw her. Besides, I am quite happy with the friendship I developed with her. It was more important than a crush. So we kept hanging out, drinking, having coffee, and all. I had a girlfriend, she started dating other guys. My girlfriend wants to live some other life without me in it, so I said, okay, I want the best for you and I want you to pursue your happiness.

    My lady friend and I drank alcohol about it, and she gave me the same advice I gave her when she was in that position and I became okay with the breakup immediately. But we were really drunk, so she spent the night in my pad. I only have one bed, so you know what that means: She took the bed and I slept on the couch. But on the couch, I really can't sleep. Something was bothering me. So I tossed and turned for about three hours, then I finally can't take it anymore, I stood up and went straight to my room where she's sleeping. I approached the bed, gently sat on it and I reached for her shoulder to pull her closer to me. She stirred and woke up. She asked what's up.

    I told her, you know, the first time I saw you, I was watching a video and left it playing to get my self a sandwich then went to the shop to get some mayo then I got distracted by life that I forgot to finish the video.

    She said, you know what, I've been wondering about a weird noise in your night drawer. So we opened that drawer, and lo and behold, there's my phone and this video still has two minutes of play time on it.

  2. So Nikki is actually quite cool, one of media friends knows of her.  She seems by all accounts to be a good sort, her youtube videos of McLaren reviews with the exceptional Baron Van Grumble are good fun.   

    Is the Urus a female car?  I would not pigeon hole in that way but it has big enough engine to produce sports car performance with a bench of seats behind the driver.  It means some families will look at it, think, the Urus turning up at the School gates and other mom's are in some rot box SUV it will stand out, it does stand out. 

    Is it a female car?  It it is certainly a Lambo that more females will drive them but I would not say it is a female car. 

    I can see Lambo playing the off road card and explore the rugged look and capabilities card especially as the product evolves. 

  3. I know I know it has been discussed a million times but the company I work for have an API and I have been toying with building an app to display some reporting on our platforms perform.  Anyone got any pointers or go to sites to build something? 

  4. Just because there was an off the shelf product there has are buckets of data to slowly upgrade and wade through and literally years of technical debt to catch up with.  We have jobs so are not going to sit there and watching things upgrade and we want to do bits right. 

    We also have some feature plans to work out.  

    If we started again, yes, we could use lots of different frameworks out there to build what we want with relative ease but what we have here that is gold is data.  Starting from scratch you would lose that.  

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