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  1. Option of matt black or body colour.
  2. I meant a completely new model. Iterations they may well do.
  3. The video was too long. Halfway through it, I got hungry so I left it playing and went to the kitchen to fix my self a sandwich. But then I found out that I'm out of mayonnaise so I went to a grovery store. There, I saw the most beautiful woman I have ever seen in my life. But I'm a shy person so I took up a three-year personality development course so I can introduce my self. She was very friendly and all, but unfortunately, she has a boyfriend. So I said, all good, I'm a mature person. I want the best for her and I harbor no illusion that I am the best person for her and she seems happy with her boyfriend, so I did not bother her anymore. But we kept in touch and we became friends and I got over my crush on her. Then she broke up with her boyfriend, we drank some alcohol because of it, I told her she'll be fine and I wished her well. I still think she's the most beautiful woman in the world, but like I said, I am over my crush on her. It was like five years already when I first saw her. Besides, I am quite happy with the friendship I developed with her. It was more important than a crush. So we kept hanging out, drinking, having coffee, and all. I had a girlfriend, she started dating other guys. My girlfriend wants to live some other life without me in it, so I said, okay, I want the best for you and I want you to pursue your happiness. My lady friend and I drank alcohol about it, and she gave me the same advice I gave her when she was in that position and I became okay with the breakup immediately. But we were really drunk, so she spent the night in my pad. I only have one bed, so you know what that means: She took the bed and I slept on the couch. But on the couch, I really can't sleep. Something was bothering me. So I tossed and turned for about three hours, then I finally can't take it anymore, I stood up and went straight to my room where she's sleeping. I approached the bed, gently sat on it and I reached for her shoulder to pull her closer to me. She stirred and woke up. She asked what's up. I told her, you know, the first time I saw you, I was watching a video and left it playing to get my self a sandwich then went to the shop to get some mayo then I got distracted by life that I forgot to finish the video. She said, you know what, I've been wondering about a weird noise in your night drawer. So we opened that drawer, and lo and behold, there's my phone and this video still has two minutes of play time on it.
  4. There will be never be a new version reveal at a USA show. VW brand pump too much into Geneva. Also not sure if anything radical will be launched this year from Lambo. We might see new GT3 though
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    New Ghost. Exclusive to

    The new phantom has been on his drive a number of times and looks a lot bigger. This looked slightly smaller. He has had a purple dawn with black badge wheels on his drive, the Cullinan etc. so it is an engineer of sorts from Rolls.
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    Happy new year

    Happy new year to all our members. Wishing you a prosperous but more importantly a healthy 2019.
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    Lamborghini Urus - A Woman's Perspective

    So Nikki is actually quite cool, one of media friends knows of her. She seems by all accounts to be a good sort, her youtube videos of McLaren reviews with the exceptional Baron Van Grumble are good fun. Is the Urus a female car? I would not pigeon hole in that way but it has big enough engine to produce sports car performance with a bench of seats behind the driver. It means some families will look at it, think, the Urus turning up at the School gates and other mom's are in some rot box SUV it will stand out, it does stand out. Is it a female car? It it is certainly a Lambo that more females will drive them but I would not say it is a female car. I can see Lambo playing the off road card and explore the rugged look and capabilities card especially as the product evolves.
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    Brand wars / warts

    Through the years there have been many many stories of brand x versus brand y. Who copied who, who said what. This section is the one that tends to draw the drama, sometimes when you have not got a dog in the fight it is okay to sit on the side and grab the popcorn. But the reality is the faceless factless handbag swinging bitch fight is actually doing your community a disservice. Before you as a user here engage in any kind of debate here stop and think. There will become a time when the macho dick swinging will get boring and people will walk away, companies will close as a result and you end up with an unserviceable bucket of bolts. Everytime you engage in pointless inane rubbish debates and it descends into he said she said think about what the actual result actually is. The arena of super fast twin turbos should be exciting enough without adding a pointless layer of bullshit to it. Respect another brand, respect another member on here and just hammer the competition on race day. You don't win prizes for doing anything else. No one is on their deathbed wishing they argued with people on the internet more.
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    California Fires

    Good to hear you are safe mate.
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    I have a lot of love for that.
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    App building suggestions

    I know I know it has been discussed a million times but the company I work for have an API and I have been toying with building an app to display some reporting on our platforms perform. Anyone got any pointers or go to sites to build something?
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    App building suggestions

    No that is fine, exactly the starter I needed for now. Thanks
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    App building suggestions

    Essentially a dash board with live graphing. I want the users to see the performance of their campaigns on the app, ideally with push notifications.
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    Bring the old site back

    Cheers for the constructive feedback. Always welcome. As for bringing the old site back. We obvs cannot go back a version and there were so many issues that it got to the point where we just had to start again. Rome was not built in a day and the feedback helps.
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    Aventador SV-J Discussion and New Information

    See, I am reading your meandering post Ace, all the the time I am thinking this stuff you wrote on gofundme. Those poor saps that actually donated. I cannot understand why you keep asking Poor Lambocars to put together renders for you free of charge and for what purpose. It really is disappointing and questionable behaviour at best.
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    Aventador SV-J Discussion and New Information

    Ace, how did the deals go? I mean you are asking lambocars to do all of these renders. The deal must be really really close right? I mean it would be horrible to waste Lambocar's time with renders, you want to be closing those deals.
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    So What Happened?! Details Inside

    Just because there was an off the shelf product there has are buckets of data to slowly upgrade and wade through and literally years of technical debt to catch up with. We have jobs so are not going to sit there and watching things upgrade and we want to do bits right. We also have some feature plans to work out. If we started again, yes, we could use lots of different frameworks out there to build what we want with relative ease but what we have here that is gold is data. Starting from scratch you would lose that.
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    So What Happened?! Details Inside

    Black theme is on the to do list.
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    So What Happened?! Details Inside

    You know that is there? Top right.
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    Who knows of the magic hangover cure pill?

    Is google broken where you are? Look it up and it is all bullshit
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    So What Happened?! Details Inside

    Wheels. See this as your one chance and one chance only to be in the main fold. One chance. You need to remember you don't have much goodwill with many members and even less with me. Destructo and I have a truckload of crap to work through in the next month or so, I don't want handle complaints centred around you. No questions just think about it.