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Movie review: John Wick 3 (wait for HBO)-spoiler alert


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Third in the series of shoot 'em ups, JW 3 is John on the run. All the films are a continuous story, there is no time off between films, this one is no different. So from his wife croaking to this film is pretty quick, which is a WTF moment later.

Cliffs:

-Are we in NY or Blade Runner's rainy-LA?
-Horses kick!
-Eyeballs pop!
-Wick-boy assembles a pistol, Tuco Benedicto Pacifico Juan Maria Ramirez style.
-NY Triad seeks new recruits: Due to recent cutlery incident, we need new members.
-Well, for some reason, dogs hold some special place in the hearts of the film makers.
-Halley Berry and her dogs are in Morocco for some useless reason.
-Casa Blanca: population 928374918234^3
-Pay top dollar for your dog trainer, you get what you pay for.
-Chopper, sick balls!
-Casa Blanca, population: Halley Berry and two dogs
-Taylor from Billions makes an appearance at a sushi bar and gets the chef to turn take "chopped" on the road
-Taylor to everyone: "you got 7 days to clean out your desk"
-John-boy goes for a desert stroll in a kevlar, black suit.
-Forget your wife, I mean she's been dead for like a week, that's an eternity
-Know what will cheer you up? Killing your BFF
-Always keep your woodworking tools sharp.
-Homeless problem reduced through Taylor's outreach program
-John goes back to NY and fights Brooklyn ninjas before checking in to the hotel without a reservation
-The bad guys travel in luxury buses with big logos on them.
-Nobody gets what they want, prepare for an all-dog cast of John Wick 4

 

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