I apologize about the Scion comment, but when you tell us that your other vehicle is a car that was cross bread between a clown car and toolbox I just can't hold back because you dress like a clown. Whatever makes you happy though.
I think a lot of people on this forum aren't going to take you seriously because it seems like you are still wearing this mask that you have created when you enter this forum. Most of the people here are going to be real with you so you should be too. You can drop the whole 18 year olds and I'm a clown thing in here because there is nothing to compensate for and no reason to advertise a business.
From the sounds of it you are in for a long headache here. I wish you the best of luck, but from what it sounds like you are going to be screwed in this situation. Blaming Lambo isn't going to help or work either.