TRANSAMERA Report post Posted December 26, 2013 Ask a hot girl, "What's the difference between a Lamborghini and an erection? "Girl: "What?" ... "Guy: I don't have a Lamborghini." HA Ask a hot girl, "What is your name - WAIT let me guess, Wifi?" "Girl: No wtf why?" "Guy: Because I'm feelin a real connection here" Are you from Iraq? Cause I wanna see you Baghdad ass up. Are your boobs from Wendy's? Cause I know when its real. lol Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Chimay52 Report post Posted December 26, 2013 Haha haha! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
megachad Report post Posted December 26, 2013 This worked for me one time. Nice fcuk me shoes.. (i meant to say "NICE SHOES, WANNA fcuk?") but i was drunk and nervous.. It came out wrong, but ended up right! They were a black heeled boot.. They stayed on when nothing else did.. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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