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Nah! There are two things of fries with no chilie or cheese!

Whats he going to do with 60k? Go buy a new 335i?

Lp stats are indeed impressive! I was most suprised by the Panemera's lap time! 1 second off a c6 Plastic mess-06 on a nearly 3 minute lap??? Does not sound right, but if it is, DAMN!!!!! :eusa_clap:

Funny Blockbuster emails!

Great post, bravo...

"welcome" LOL, tough crowd!

Those are great!

Ahh, thanks will have to google it. Your area looks unreal, how hard is it to get there from the states? Just curious, how much approx would something like your neighbors sell for $usd? If that is too personal no problem, just curious, it looks amazing.

Man that is beautiful!!!! What do people use for transportation there? I have a friend who's parents have a place in Ajijic (sp) and he keeps telling me we should go visit, might have to go if it looks anything like that! It is supposedly on a lake or something I think somewhere near PV.

I have a 18 month old Kerry Blue Terrier and have noticed if he is approached by a black person he backs up and growls! This is very unusual as he is ALWAYS loveable and an attention whore. I mentioned it to a neighbor and he said his Miniature Schnauzers do the same thing. It is somewhat embarrassing when he acts like this, has anyone else ever had this happen?

LOL...Look it matches your car!

Actually I AM gay. Gonna get a new avtar just for you "TOP"....

I started this thread to show a e46 with lambo doors, and you guys turned it into a porn fest!!!

Kinda long, but worth the read, really funny! Sorry, I don't have anything to post about layoffs or politics, but I DO have another story from the Public Bathroom. Enjoy. You are my arch nemisis. I see you wandering around as I go about my IT Computer Nerd business: Tall. Middle Eastern. Pot Belly. We catch each others eye every now and then and give each other a slight nod. I know you, I know what you do and I am on to your games. I saw you this morning, we made eye contact. You nodded and took another bite of whatever Death-Ass producing garbage you fuel up on that makes the bathroom, smell like the inside of a dead monkey's colon, and nodded at me. I got you this time, fucker. I give you my icey grin and nod back, then hurry back to my office. It's almost noon, and that's the time you like to run to the toilet and preform your daily ASS JIHAD on all the people just trying to wash their hands. Maybe in your country there is no commen sense that would tell you that lunch time = hand wash time. People want to get clean and eat, not be fumigated with the high octane liquid shit attack you subjigate them too. But I got you this time. Yeah fucker I GOT SOMETHING COOKING UP FOR YOU! Two egg sandwiches with cheese. Greasy sausage patties. A couple glasses of Tang. Some leftover Chinese food. A Twix. Root Beer Soda. Some steamed brocoli I had in the fridge. A Hot Pocket with peperonni and cheese. A Chocolate Poptart. And like a cherry on top ... a McDonald's Quaterpounder with cheese. I never eat this shit, it's all greasy and fcuking nasty, but today is the day I fight back. I go out for a quick mile jog and almsot die. My stomach feels like there are two midgets fighting to the death inside there. I walk back to work, ass clenched tighter than a virgin's thighs at Church. Great. The hot chick from next door wants to chat. She assumes the sweat on my face and arms is from running. She doesn't realize that it's a cold sweat induced by my severe sphicter trauma. She finally shuts up and I stagger to the Death Ass Arena. You are there already in your favorite stall: The one right next to the fcuking sinks. You stupid, socially retarded fcuk. Fine. You have yet to begin your daily purge of Middle Eastern Ass Stew. I enter the stall next to you and drop my pants in preperation of the upcomming battle. Your opening slavo is fired: A sloppy wet fart with a solid-shot closer. I laugh and show you the power of Advanced American Foodstuffs. The tuba fart I unleash echos off the walls and shrinks my waistline about an inch. The guy at the urinal laughs as I slap the wall between you and I and say "Back to YOU, Kajid!". You are silent, I assume you know who I am and that the time has come for us to battle. I know you are summoning your intestinal fortitude for full out war. You do not dissapoint me. With a hissing "SSSShhhhhzzzzzzzzz!" you squirt out a deadly spray of ass juice that pollutes the air and makes my head swim. The pisser at the urinal is no longer laughing, he quickly zips up and runs for the door. He did not stop to wash his hands, instead opting to head for the hills. I cover my mouth and nose with my shirt and the black spots dissapear from my vision. My head clears. I am ready. "AAaaaaaaaRRRRRGGGHHH!" I yell, as I drop Big Tim. That's short for "Big Timber" ... AKA "Mississippi Butt Log". Quick-fire farts stutter out of my ass, as I push the monster log from the Shit Dimension into our reality. The beefy, yeasty stench easily overpowers the Indian Ass Gutter oder of your previous attack. Mega Turd hits the water in the bowl with a mighty splash, the reek is that of a dead whale slowly ripening in the hot, tropical sun. I catch my breath and wipe my brow, and start to pat myself on the back. I should have known the battle was not over. The only thing I can think of is that you must has completly unzipped your ass to your elbow. That's the only way I could begin to explain the lumpy, creamy splashs falling out of your ass into the toilet. It sounds like you are pouring a gallon of strawberry shake with whole strawberries in it into the shitter. I see the hairs on my arms start to curl from the horrid stench wafting up from under your stall. I shudder and sway on my throne, unsure if I will survive. I have no choice. I must employ the Deal Breaker. I hunker down and clench my hands together. My fingers twitch and entwine like a nest of snakes, almost like I am running through a series of ancient Ninja Hand Symbols. My feet lift up onto the toes and my legs start to shake. "You want to play??" I growls. A low moaning comes from my stomach, like a dinosaur calling into a swampy, foggy night. "YOU GOT IT! AAAAAAHHHHHH!" Like Cloud summoning The Knights of the Round in Final Fantasy 7, I summon the Excalibur of Turd Demons to destroy my enemy. Hot magma-like shit rockets out of my ass, releasing a noxious, sticky cloud of deadly recal perfume. I hear you gag and see your feet shuffle around, but you can't get away, can you? No. You can't. Veins throb on my neck and temples as the turd monster tears itself from my bowels. My lips skin back from my now clenched teeth and I try not to scream. Your roll of toilet paper rolls into my stall. You must have torn it from the wall with numb fingers in an attempt to "Wipe and Scoot". Too late. MUCH too late! Oders pound you with merciless fists: Rotten Fruitcake stuffed with boiled chicken assholes. Hammered shit-logs served on a bed of week old white rice. Rosie O'Donnel's racid crotch farts. The smell of your mom's dank, hairy Middle Eastern armpits. Your stall door bangs open and you stagger out. You take three unsteady steps to the door and can barely open it wide enough to slip out. I laugh at you before you leave. "Yeah! RUN, Fucker!" I yell, and laugh again. You say nothing. It's all over except for the clean up. fcuk with me again, you shit filled Anal Terrorist. Me and my ass will be waiting.

Have you ever been to the "churches" websites? They are some crazy motherfuckers!

Why is that? Because it was not in combat?

Thank you for your reply RomanDad. I really do not want to leave, but I made some pretty shitty comments about people I really do not know. If most want me gone then delete me, if not I will stay. Any further posts made by me will be on topic and not about anyone here, good or bad. I think sometimes people come off different on the internet than they really are. I apologize to anyone here I offended and retract any previous comments or opinions, as again I really do not know anyone here personally. Thanks for listening. And if anyone wants to flame me, go ahead I probably deserve it!!!

Well here is one more vid before I am out!

HAHA I see my I think im cute logo is back!!!!!! The kidding here never stops!

Thanks, see ya Skokos

Rd please cancel my account, I am too old to be doing this crap on the internet. Sorry if I pissed anyone off, there are some funny guys here and I had a good time. See ya, good luck to you all