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JR is really typing away... this must be good.

 

LOL, I love seeing them flail away in italics at the bottom of the thread for like a half hour when they get mad...don't hurt yourself by thinking too hard JR! :icon_mrgreen: :icon_thumleft:

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JR is really typing away... this must be good.

He just wants to know how we knew he was on the other team. Hints, the name change. The secret was almost kept, just like Juicee's singing.

 

Also Juicee, Why did you take the video's down?

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If I promise to play nice can I please not get banned? I want to be able to hang out with you "rich" guys and see how the other half lives, it will give me something to aspire for...maybe someday I can sell my old CLK 320 and get a real sports car, I mean you guys just look so cool in your yellow and purple cars with the pinky ring hanging out the window. I'll bet some of you guys are really really great drivers too maybe you guys could teach me a thing or two about driving a high performance car so if I am ever fortunate enough to own one I will be able to harness and handle all the power, gosh, I mean with all that power I might get hurt.

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LOL, I love seeing them flail away in italics at the bottom of the thread for like a half hour when they get mad...don't hurt yourself by thinking too hard JR! :icon_mrgreen: :icon_thumleft:

 

I just invision these people pounding away on their keyboard in a flurry, driven totally by rage. Then sitting back, reading it like 20 times, then out loud to themselves and thinking how proud they are of it. Carefully checking the grammar and spelling too, heaven forbid! :lol2:

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If I promise to play nice can I please not get banned? I want to be able to hang out with you "rich" guys and see how the other half lives, it will give me something to aspire for...maybe someday I can sell my old CLK 320 and get a real sports car, I mean you guys just look so cool in your yellow and purple cars with the pinky ring hanging out the window. I'll bet some of you guys are really really great drivers too maybe you guys could teach me a thing or two about driving a high performance car so if I am ever fortunate enough to own one I will be able to harness and handle all the power, gosh, I mean with all that power I might get hurt.

 

That witty reply took a half hour to think of and type?? I should have gone back to surfing Asian porn instead of waiting around, yeesh.

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If I promise to play nice can I please not get banned? I want to be able to hang out with you "rich" guys and see how the other half lives, it will give me something to aspire for...maybe someday I can sell my old CLK 320 and get a real sports car, I mean you guys just look so cool in your yellow and purple cars with the pinky ring hanging out the window. I'll bet some of you guys are really really great drivers too maybe you guys could teach me a thing or two about driving a high performance car so if I am ever fortunate enough to own one I will be able to harness and handle all the power, gosh, I mean with all that power I might get hurt.

 

 

It took you an hour to write that? :jackoff:

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If I promise to play nice can I please not get banned? I want to be able to hang out with you "rich" guys and see how the other half lives, it will give me something to aspire for...maybe someday I can sell my old CLK 320 and get a real sports car, I mean you guys just look so cool in your yellow and purple cars with the pinky ring hanging out the window. I'll bet some of you guys are really really great drivers too maybe you guys could teach me a thing or two about driving a high performance car so if I am ever fortunate enough to own one I will be able to harness and handle all the power, gosh, I mean with all that power I might get hurt.

I think you might be able to handle the power, but the cock in your mouth might be rather distracting for you.....especially going around turns with a set of balls smacking you in the face..

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He just wants to know how we knew he was on the other team. Hints, the name change. The secret was almost kept, just like Juicee's singing.

 

I guess this is funny, thanks for the laugh.

 

Jr , I know you could buy Allan many times over

 

 

 

 

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If I promise to play nice can I please not get banned? I want to be able to hang out with you "rich" guys and see how the other half lives, it will give me something to aspire for...maybe someday I can sell my old CLK 320 and get a real sports car, I mean you guys just look so cool in your yellow and purple cars with the pinky ring hanging out the window. I'll bet some of you guys are really really great drivers too maybe you guys could teach me a thing or two about driving a high performance car so if I am ever fortunate enough to own one I will be able to harness and handle all the power, gosh, I mean with all that power I might get hurt.

 

First rule you have to get some 3M to cover near the drivers door so when you put your ring out it doesn't damage the paint. Cause the MB guys don't know a lot about this, but image is everything. It's science.

 

If you stick around long enough, maybe we'll tell you the other secrets.

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I think you might be able to handle the power, but the cock in your mouth might be rather distracting for you.....especially going around turns with a set of balls smacking you in the face..

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

 

OWNED.

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I guess this is funny, thanks for the laugh.

 

Jr , I know you could buy Allan many times over

 

 

fcuk I fell for lambopowers trap yet again.

 

you guys are the problem, its a circus and psychoological circus, sucks you in and ruins your day.

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I guess this is funny, thanks for the laugh.

 

Jr , I know you could buy Allan many times over

Not a problem. That's what we are here for.

 

 

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fcuk I fell for lambopowers trap yet again.

 

you guys are the problem, its a circus and psychoological circus, sucks you in and ruins your day.

 

 

Allan , I can send you the 300k, just give me a week and a couple links to some otherforums, jackoffff

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So Allan, is that 1005hp at the wheels or crank? Do you track that thing often? Are you a betting man? Can you make it to Chicago on April 5th? Interested in a money race on a road course with that big bad 1000hp Lambo against me in my lowly CLK? Let me know.

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I guess this is funny, thanks for the laugh.

 

Jr , I know you could buy Allan many times over

Yup, take it from the shower singing panhandler... he knows whats up...

 

Hey brother can you spend a dime?

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this week has been epic. I am calling in sick tomorrow so I dont miss anything.

 

It has been, just expressed that same sentiment in the mod area.

 

Like old times teeing up imbeciles and driving them 300+ day after day. The board got to sharpen their knives this week....:lol2:

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I think you might be able to handle the power, but the cock in your mouth might be rather distracting for you.....especially going around turns with a set of balls smacking you in the face..

 

 

How is going to steer from the passenger seat? How is he going to see with his head in your lap Alan?

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fcuk I fell for lambopowers trap yet again.

 

you guys are the problem, its a circus and psychoological circus, sucks you in and ruins your day.

It might ruin your day...not ours...LOL

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He just wants to know how we knew he was on the other team. Hints, the name change. The secret was almost kept, just like Juicee's singing.

 

Also Juicee, Why did you take the video's down?

 

 

you guys got me, I admit this place has excellent tactics but never underestimate your opponet, I have info that could seal the fate of many here, 12 monkeys did you see it ?

 

Jrcart has the fastest 63 on the planetand it is faster than Allans POS heffner whatever the hell it is

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