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RIP Liz Taylor


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My ghoul pool obit from a few years ago

 

Liz Taylor- 78 year old academy award winning actress and chronic hypochondriac most famous for gaining and losing a combined 17.5 metric tons of weight over the course of her life. With her role as queen of the Tabloid headlines now firmly ensconced in history, and having recently accomplished her life's goal of outliving Michael Jackson, she may just kick the bucket to spite them all.... Having already made arrangements for a lavish plot at Hollywood Forever including a granite tombstone bearing the epitaph "I told You I was sick" there is no way in hell she will ever get more than - 5 points.

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I forgot to mention that Vallarta is going nuts today because of her death. Richard and Liz did a movie that put Vallarta on the map in the 50s: Night of the Iguana.

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