Chimay52 Report post Posted October 10, 2013 I would succumb to withdrawal so bad that I would be forced to turn to a mix of Krokodil and Bath Salts just to get my morning fix. The Krokodil forced me to saw off one of my legs and the Bath Salts made me eat that leg. Thankfully LP went back online before I could get to work on my face because quite frankly I'm pretty full. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robster Craws Report post Posted October 10, 2013 Unless you put your sawed off leg on a skewer over a slow flame and cooked it like a Kebab, you did it wrong. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chimay52 Report post Posted October 10, 2013 Unless you put your sawed off leg on a skewer over a slow flame and cooked it like a Kebab, you did it wrong. Actually it was complete with its own skewer which was pretty cool! That's the thing I had to saw through. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
megachad Report post Posted October 10, 2013 Unless you put your sawed off leg on a skewer over a slow flame and cooked it like a Kebab, you did it wrong. numnumnumnum Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
grngryoutmyway Report post Posted October 10, 2013 I hope you cooked it in this stone smoker you built for your masonry hobby. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Assman Report post Posted October 10, 2013 I got so confused I put a deposit on a Ferrari Mondial. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chimay52 Report post Posted October 10, 2013 I got so confused I put a deposit on a Ferrari Mondial. Wow, that's worse than me sawing my leg off and eating it while convulsing naked in the middle of the street. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Assman Report post Posted October 10, 2013 Wow, that's worse than me sawing my leg off and eating it while convulsing naked in the middle of the street. I'm not proud, but hey now I can fit you and a one armed midget hooker in the passenger seat. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chimay52 Report post Posted October 10, 2013 I'm not proud, but hey now I can fit you and a one armed midget hooker in the passenger seat. I seriously doubt a one legged Krokodil/BathSalts junkie and a one armed midget hooker would lower their standards to ride in a Mondial. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Assman Report post Posted October 10, 2013 I seriously doubt a one legged Krokodil/BathSalts junkie and a one armed midget hooker would lower their standards to ride in a Mondial. I'll throw in a Kabob (I actually mean kebab) (I actually mean kebab) lunch special. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chimay52 Report post Posted October 10, 2013 I'm not going to fall for the "hey, if you get in my Mondial I'll fill your mouth with my meatstick" trick a 9th time. I'm not stupid. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Assman Report post Posted October 10, 2013 I'm not going to fall for the "hey, if you get in my Mondial I'll fill your mouth with my meatstick" trick a 9th time. I'm not stupid. Forget you then, I'll call Modo. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Modo Report post Posted October 10, 2013 Forget you then, I'll call Modo. KebabQueen is in Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
HannibalACP82 Report post Posted October 10, 2013 I tried to by the domain while it was down. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
rmtn Report post Posted October 10, 2013 I tried to by the domain while it was down. Before that I suggest playing the wheel of fortune game and buying a vowel U. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cabbe Report post Posted October 11, 2013 Before that I suggest playing the wheel of fortune game and buying a vowel U. Ok, KabUb!! Sorry just doesn't work for me!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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