Spanish Speakers Needed

I imagine thats what urine tastes like.

 

Have tried making my own mojito a few times when bartended. That sugar syrup shit has to go - it ruins the drink. More mint, little lime and may be sprite, but none of that sugarshit!

 

 

I need the Spanish translation for:

 

"

DEAR GARDNERS:

 

STAY THE fcuk OUT OF MY MINT GARDEN, DUMBASS. THESE PLANTS ARE NOT WEEDS. I PAID $200 FOR THEM AT HOME DEPOT AND A WEEKEND PLANTING THEM. WEEDS DON'T SMELL LIKE MINT. PLEASE GO fcuk YOURSELVES.

 

THANK YOU!"

 

 

Cabrones, hijos de putas, no toquen mis plantas de menta !!!!!!

Try this

 

ESTIMADOS JARDINEROS HIJOS DE LA GRAN PUTA:

 

MANTENGANSE ALEJADOS DE MI JARDIN, TARADOS. ESTAS PLANTAS NO SON MALA YERBA. YO PAGUE MAS DE USD $200 (esto es mas de lo que ustedes ganan en un puta año) A LOS LADRONES DE HOME DEPOT Y ME TOMO UN FIN DE SEMANA PARA SEMBRARLOS. PENDEJOS, MALA YERBA NO HUELE COMO MENTA. HAGAN EL FAVOR DE IRSE A LA MIERDA CABRONES MAL PARIDOS.

 

GRACIAS!

 

PS

My COJONES are bigger then your!

 

RD

 

 

You know it just might be easier to put a sign in your garden saying "LA MIGRA VIVE AQUI!". That will keep them away.

I would think that would be a drink you would know well from where you live.

 

J it is Mojitos. MO-HEE-TOS.

are they smoking the mint?

are they smoking the mint?

No.... I found it in my trash this morning.....

 

 

This was my reaction.

Mojitos, I'm on my way over!

Usted coge con mis plantas de la menta que cortaré otra vez sus bolas.

I'll probably get banned or suspended by RD for this but here you go:

 

http://www.dasaudio.com/documentos_c/aero2...lish/index.html

Mojitos, I'm on my way over!

Dont bother.... The fuckers pulled all the mint out and threw it away....

I'll probably get banned or suspended by RD for this but here you go:

 

http://www.dasaudio.com/documentos_c/aero2...lish/index.html

Do you know it took me a whole 30 seconds to get that......

 

 

VERY FUNNY!!!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Youre banned.....

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Just kidding.........

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Sort of.

^In view of your loss on the mint, I thought of providing you some possible humor. You know me and my audio thing. Pretty good Spanish speakers for pro use actually.

¡Estimados jardineros! ¡Estancia lejos de mi jardín de la menta! ¡Éstas son plantas de la menta, no una mala hierba, idiotas!

 

Picosegundo: Usted huele como la vagina. Usted puede ir al infierno.

 

 

Dear gardeners! Stay away from my mint garden! These are mint plants, not a weed, idiots!

 

PS: You smell like vagina. You can go to hell.

They fcuking did it again.....

 

 

 

I Caught them in the act this time.....

 

 

There was a lot of screaming and Yelling..... Culminating with a "YOURE FIRED.... GET THE fcuk OUT OF MY YARD.....SERIOUSLY.... GET THE fcuk OUT!!!! LEAVE!"

 

 

Im apoplectic.