TRANSAMERA Report post Posted November 4, 2013 Lets put it to rest once and for all. NEVER!! Even the place run by your fellow countrymen on Lincoln Road spells it KEBAB, Sultan Kebab to be specific, OMG I ate there so many times and it wasn't even good. I would easily become a billionaire if I could take our concept to the states, if anyone wants to do this, PM me, I swear to God I have been thinking about it for real. We have to enlighten Miami and the rest of you KEBAB-missing people in the US!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AudiBull Report post Posted November 4, 2013 NEVER!! Even the place run by your fellow countrymen on Lincoln Road spells it KEBAB, Sultan Kebab to be specific, OMG I ate there so many times and it wasn't even good. I would easily become a billionaire if I could take our concept to the states, if anyone wants to do this, PM me, I swear to God I have been thinking about it for real. We have to enlighten Miami and the rest of you KEBAB-missing people in the US!! You may run into some problems if you market it as LaTransgender Kebab. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Modo Report post Posted November 4, 2013 I propose a new filter: kaboob Everytime I go to a Persian restaurant and a hot waitress comes to get my order; Hi I'd like an order of KAB......BOOBS please Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
topjay Report post Posted November 4, 2013 You may run into some problems if you market it as LaTransgender Kebab. Haha, very good Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fortis Report post Posted November 4, 2013 Everytime I go to a Persian restaurant and a hot waitress comes to get my order; Hi I'd like an order of KAB......BOOBS please Now it explains why you think it's spelled Kabob (I actually mean kebab) (I actually mean kebab)! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Modo Report post Posted November 4, 2013 Now it explains why you think it's spelled Kabob (I actually mean kebab) (I actually mean kebab) explains a lot about me, just not the spelling Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
feelingBULLISH Report post Posted November 5, 2013 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ATL_ Report post Posted November 5, 2013 Very informative: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kebab Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Modo Report post Posted November 5, 2013 Very informative: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kebab All you really need to take away from that is this one line; tradition has it that the dish was invented by medieval Persian soldiers who used their swords to grill meat over open-field fires. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
capt_chaos Report post Posted November 5, 2013 All you really need to take away from that is this one line; tradition has it that the dish was invented by medieval Persian soldiers who used their swords to grill meat over open-field fires. That euphemism right there explains Snowpokes fascination. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Modo Report post Posted November 5, 2013 That euphemism right there explains Snowpokes fascination. think he fancies Persian swords?? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Destructo Report post Posted November 5, 2013 think he fancies Persian swords?? I made the mistake of drinking water while reading. That was dangerous! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Modo Report post Posted November 5, 2013 I made the mistake of drinking water while reading. That was dangerous! Persian swords are dangerous. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AudiBull Report post Posted November 5, 2013 think he fancies Persian swords?? I think he prefers Knight sticks. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Destructo Report post Posted November 5, 2013 Persian swords are dangerous. Persian honeypots are even worse!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gatsby Report post Posted November 6, 2013 Persian honeypots are even worse!! I ate a bee once Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fortis Report post Posted November 6, 2013 All you really need to take away from that is this one line; tradition has it that the dish was invented by medieval Persian soldiers who used their swords to grill meat over open-field fires. That's similar with claiming you've invented the hot water, I am pretty sure a lot of people used some kind of stick to grill meat over an open fire, perhaps right after humans discovered fire. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Modo Report post Posted November 6, 2013 That's similar with claiming you've invented the hot water, I am pretty sure a lot of people used some kind of stick to grill meat over an open fire, perhaps right after humans discovered fire. We invented hot water as well, you're welcome. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AudiBull Report post Posted November 6, 2013 We invented hot water as well, you're welcome. Was that before or after you decided it was a good idea to cover up all the beautiful women and ban alcohol and pork? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Destructo Report post Posted November 6, 2013 Was that before or after you decided it was a good idea to cover up all the beautiful women and ban alcohol and pork? And here is why we'll never have peace in the middle east Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AudiBull Report post Posted November 6, 2013 And here is why we'll never have peace in the middle east Bacon, bourbon, and porn carpet bombing is the only true solution to the problem. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
capt_chaos Report post Posted November 6, 2013 Bacon, bourbon, and porn carpet bombing is the only true solution to the problem. They can road test that shock and awe tactic over my house until I convert as far as I am concerned. Make sure the bacon is just the right side of crispy, the beer cold and porn contains midgets. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Modo Report post Posted November 6, 2013 Was that before or after you decided it was a good idea to cover up all the beautiful women and ban alcohol and pork? Not us. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AudiBull Report post Posted November 6, 2013 They can road test that shock and awe tactic over my house until I convert as far as I am concerned. Make sure the bacon is just the right side of crispy, the beer cold and porn contains midgets. Unfortunately (or fortunately for many) the only Persian carpet bombing that will be conducted will be of the Brazillian variety and it will mostly happen in Modo's neck of the woods. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Modo Report post Posted November 6, 2013 Unfortunately (or fortunately for many) the only Persian carpet bombing that will be conducted will be of the Brazillian variety and it will mostly happen in Modo's neck of the woods. All that pork in your koobideh is making you pigheaded. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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