Janet147 Report post Posted June 9, 2017 I met with a car accident last night. I was in the back seat of my friend’s car. I was actually on my phone when my friend who was driving the car took a sudden break. I got hit on my mouth and broke my front teeth. When I opened the door to get out of the car, my mouth was bleeding. I put some ice-cubes and somehow managed to stop the bleeding. I’m not able to drink or eat anything. I have never looked into the mirror yet. I have anyway booked facial reconstructive surgery so that I can fit as many as 5 cocks in my mouth at once. Is there any advice or experience with this? Please share. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lightning Report post Posted June 9, 2017 Drink another 24 beers and do another line of blow. The pain won't even be noticeable! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Allan-Herbie Report post Posted June 9, 2017 A world record gangbang will help! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Assman Report post Posted June 9, 2017 No teeth means you can give a better blowjob b Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
12097 Report post Posted June 9, 2017 She's a real multi tasker....... Giving a hummer AND talking on the telephone at the same time. But I do feel sorry for the poor bugger on the receiving end of her endeavours. Perhaps he'll reply with recommendations about a good plastics doctor that is great at penile reattachment surgery. . Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
misterchaos Report post Posted June 9, 2017 The mods should delete the link and deny this spammer of all their backlinking goodness. Janet do you know Judy? Your traffic stats are pretty bad to have been building backlinks/spamming since 2016 smh cmon Janet. You should check out my course. 126 Irresistible Ways To Increase Traffic and Multiply YOUR Leads Today... a 395$ Value Yours for only 36 payments of 19.99!!!!! Cmon Janet....what are you waiting for! This once in a lifetime opportunity won't last long. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
VCR Report post Posted June 9, 2017 ^Call within the next 15mins and a very special offer of 24beers will be included as a free bonus! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fortis Report post Posted June 9, 2017 I am worried, most of these "accidents" and "alcoholism" happen in Canada Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
IanMan Report post Posted June 9, 2017 I am worried, most of these "accidents" and "alcoholism" happen in Canada You obviously haven't been to New England. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
VCR Report post Posted June 9, 2017 I am worried, most of these "accidents" and "alcoholism" happen in Canada That might have more truth than you anticipated. You do realize that there are places in Canada where the sun never sets for 6 months and then followed by 6 months of almost total darkness. Imagine living like that and in sub-zero temperatures for like 46 weeks out of a year. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TestShoot Report post Posted June 10, 2017 Damn it, Janet Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fortis Report post Posted June 10, 2017 That might have more truth than you anticipated. You do realize that there are places in Canada where the sun never sets for 6 months and then followed by 6 months of almost total darkness. Imagine living like that and in sub-zero temperatures for like 46 weeks out of a year. That sounds like pure hell Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
VCR Report post Posted June 10, 2017 That sounds like pure hell It more than likely is except it's the real "hell freezes over" so it's actually worse. Although now and then, you get one hell of a nature's light show from the aurora borealis. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
capt_chaos Report post Posted June 10, 2017 But Michael Moore tells us you guys don't lock your doors ah. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
IanMan Report post Posted June 10, 2017 But Michael Moore tells us you guys don't lock your doors ah. Hahahaha. I thought that documentary was so silly. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
VCR Report post Posted June 11, 2017 But Michael Moore tells us you guys don't lock your doors ah. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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