Your favorite rap lines..

"And heres my most funniest joke, I'm broke (haha)

Don't worry 'bout me, the money got me

And I keep the burner on me like an I.D.

The Lamborghini orange like vitamin C

And leave a bitch stuck like a kite in a tree

Weezy F. B., the money is the matter

I'm working like a bad bladder, M.O.B."

-Lil Wayne

I'm hittin switches, makin bitches eat bitches

See me grab my dick everytime I pose for pictures

I own acres, floor seats watchin The Lakers

I'm cool with eses who got AK's in cases

 

Greatest Jay-Z song EVER.

 

Enjoy!

 

"2 much West coast dick-lickin, and 2 many niggaz on a mission

Doin your best Jay-Z rendition

2 many rough motherfuckers, I got my suspicions

that you're just a fish in a pool of sharks nigga, listen

2 many bitches wanna be ladies, so if you a hoe

I'ma call you a hoe, 2 many bitches are shady

2 many ladies give these niggaz 2 many chances

2 many brothers wannabe lovers don't know what romance is

2 many bitches stuck up from 2 many sexual advances

No question; Jay-Z got 2 many answers

I been around this block, 2 many times

Rocked, 2 many rhymes, cocked, 2 many nines, 2

2 all my brothers it ain't 2 late 2 come 2gether

Cause 2 much black and 2 much love, equal forever

I don't follow any guidelines cause 2 many niggaz ride mine

so I change styles every 2 rhymes, hah, what the fcuk

That's 22 too's for y'all motherfuckers out there, yaknahmean?

Shall I continue? Check it out, what?

 

Copped to reach my quota, push rock, roll up smooth like on ya

Whole groove like hold-up, swoll up

Too many faggot niggaz, clockin my spendin

Exercisin you're, gay like minds like Richard Simmons

If you could catch Jay right, on the late night

without the eight right, maybe you could test my weight, right

I dip, speak quicker than you ever seen

adminster pain, next the minister's screamin your name

At your wake as I peak in, look in your casket

feelin sarcastic, "Look at him, still sleepin"

You never ready, forever petty minds stay petty

Mines thinkin longevity until I'm seventy

Livin heavenly, fcuk, felony after felony, what?

Nigga ya broke, what the fcuk you gon' tell me?"

"I'm not a businessman--I'm a business, man"

 

-Jay Z

 

 

"I'm not a businessman--I'm a business, man"

 

-Jay Z

 

HAHA! That's a good one...

 

 

**People, post lines not the entire song!

Wayne is THE WORST RAPPER ALIVE. I kid you not, if you listen to that garbage, you don't know shift from caviar.

 

I can't believe anyone buys that music, 50 Cent is God if Wayne is "amazing."

 

You are entitled to your opinion.

 

And thats exactly what that is.

 

An opinion.

 

 

 

 

 

 

"Get a tan, Im already black. Rich, I'm already that."

-50 Cent

Dr.Dre and eminem are the best when it comes to this imo, here's a nice one from Guilty Conscience

 

[announcer]

Meet Grady, a twenty-nine year old construction worker.

After coming home from a hard day's work,

he walks in the door of his trailer park home

to find his wife in bed with another man.

("WHAT THE fcuk?!?!")

("Grady!!")

 

[Dr. Dre]

Alright calm down, relax, start breathin..

 

[Eminem]

fcuk that shit, you just caught this bitch cheatin

While you at work she's with some dude tryin to get off?!

fcuk slittin her throat, CUT THIS BITCH'S HEAD OFF!!!

 

[Dr. Dre]

Wait! What if there's an explanation for this shit?

(What? She tripped? Fell? Landed on his dick?!)

Alright Shady, maybe he's right Grady

But think about the baby before you get all crazy

You are entitled to your opinion.

 

And thats exactly what that is.

 

An opinion.

"Get a tan, Im already black. Rich, I'm already that."

-50 Cent

 

Indeed, an opinion is an opinion....

 

But you can't be serious if you're surprised at the scoffing you're getting from rap purists.

 

Here's a few lesser known lines, but the last one young partygoers should recognize:

 

 

"Hey, it's ME VersaCE,

somebody shot ME,

checkin the MAIL

get it, checkin' the MALE"

 

- Eminem "Criminal"

 

"I got it goin on, even flip 'em on this song

Every afternoon, I kick half the tune

And in the darkness, I'm heartless like when the NARC's hit

Word to Marcus Garvey I hardly sparked it

Cause when I blast the herb, that's my word

I be slayin them fast, doing this that and the third

But chill, past to Andre, and let's slay

I bag bitches up at John Jay, and hit a matinee"

 

- Nas "Halftime"

 

"I gotta admit, my first thought of you was a trick

you looked so good, I'd suck on your daddy's dick"

 

- Notorious B.I.G. "Me and My Bitch"

 

"After the show it's the after party AND

After the party it's the hotel lobby AND

After the Belvedere, it's probably Cris

And after the original, it's probably this"

 

Jay Z "Fiesta" (remix)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

"Birfdays was the worst days, now we drink champagne when we thirstays"

 

"Come on baby when we bone its on, its so strong bitches in the next room will cum"

"I'm not a businessman--I'm a business, man"

 

-Jay Z

 

 

love that one too.

 

I also like Jay-Z from Kanye's song Diamonds are forever:

 

"How could you falter when you're the rock of gibralter? I had to get outta the boat so I could walk on water!"

 

Unwaivering confidence!! Love it!

 

not a rap line but a really great line is in a jon mayer song waitin on the world to change:

 

"When you trust your television what you get is what you got, cuz when they own the information, they can bend it all they want"

 

 

oh and there is always:

 

"Move Bitch get out the way!" Ludacris.

F*ck the pooolice!

"i love you like a fat kids loves cake" - 50 cent

Jay-Z

 

"I got wannabes who wanna be me that sound better than you, my nigga please."

 

"My nigga please, you ain't start out from your trunk,

to reach the roof, just so you could put your roof in the trunk."

 

"Faggots wanna talk to Po-Po's, smoke em like cocoa

fcuk rap, coke by the boatload."

 

Dr.DRE

 

"I ain't havin' that, this is the millennium of Aftermath,

and ain't gon be nothin' after that,

so give me one more Platinum Plaque,

and fcuk rap you can have it back.

My favorite lines of all time:

 

Eminem- I'll murder you hoes worse than a convertible flipping vertical, nose first, with the top off, landing upside down. ---There are so many, but this is my favorite.

 

Tupac--You claim to be a player but I f'ed your wife

 

Of course--It aint no fun if the homies can't haaave none.

From "ditch that" by the DREAM

 

 

"He aint like me

I can make your days and nights look like fantasies

He aint got nothing on me

My garage looks like the DuPont registry"

 

"My girl is on top of the 'A' List

Your girl barely made it on a list"

 

Kanye West

"I gots to have it, with V-12 kick back

Then sit back, while this young cat spit that"

 

"M.O.B. 'til the day I go"

 

"I'm grippin grain, switchin lanes

Causin pain in the turnin lane"

 

"This the two-seat rider with the ketchup inside.

Red pepper paint must believe my ish ride.

They pause like stop signs when they rollin’ up.

Cause’ when the doors open up, they open UP."

 

"Ladies call me Barney Rubble because I make the Bed Rock"

 

 

Fellippe didn't represent for Jay-Z enough .

 

I was listening to Big L today, shall we?

 

"You fcuking punk, you ain't leader, what, nobody followed you. You was never shit, your mother should have swallowed you."

 

"Mad hoes, ask Bevis I get nothing But head."

 

Too many to list for eminem and 2pac. Scarface has some good lines too. Jay-Z. Big. Nas is...ehhhhh. Man, I'll have to get back to this tomorrow .

 

"This rule is so underrated, keep your family and business completely separated. Money and blood don't mix like two dicks and no bitch, you'll find yourself in serious shit."

 

"fcuk fist fights and lame scuffles, a pillow face to your face make the shell muffle, shoot your daughter in the calf muscle, fcuk a tussle, nickel plated, sprinkle coke on the floor and make it drug related."

 

"And Parada-be something you cats got to see, in the watches be all types of shapes of stones, being broke is childish and I'm quite grown."

 

 

 

 

 

"I saw you at the club with that fine chick you was huggin

Tellin me it was ya gal but its really ya cousin

You fake, you phony, you exaggeratin

If you a mack then why you always home masturbating"

- Paul Wall - Hilarious

 

"What, the streets robbed me? wasn't educated properly?

Well fcuk y'all, I needed money for Atari"

-Jay-z not his best, but one of my favs.

"I take quarter water sold it in bottles for 2 bucks,

But Coca-Cola came and bought it

For billions, what the fcuk?

Have a baby by me; baby

Be a millionaire

I write the check before the baby comes,

Who the fcuk cares?

Im stanky rich

Ima die tryna spend this shit "

-50 Cent

 

 

+1

"If you like Pina Coladas

And getting caught in the rain

If you're not into yoga

If you have half a brain

If you'd like making love at midnight

In the dunes on the Cape

Then I'm the love that you've looked for

Write to me and escape."

 

- Tupac

Fellippe didn't represent for Jay-Z enough .

 

Too many to list for eminem and 2pac. Scarface has some good lines too. Jay-Z. Big. Nas is...ehhhhh. Man, I'll have to get back to this tomorrow .

 

Haha...the fact that I didn't represent enough says plenty:

 

There are TOO many good quotables out there. I couldn't find a perfect one at the moment and just threw a crowd pleaser in there.

 

Let's throw out some diss lines (and the intended victims) for starters:

 

"I'm all about a dollar, what the fcuk is 50 CENTS??" --> 50 Cent

 

"You're not on my level, get your brakes tweaked

I sold what your whole album sold in my first week!" --> Prodigy

 

"Is it Oochy Wally Wally or is it One Mic?

Is it Black Girl Lost or Shorty Owe ya for ice?" --> Nas

 

"Jayo, you're not a felon, you a misdemeanor" --> Jayo Felony

 

We'll have more goodies later.

 

As for Nas not having quotables?

 

Come on, you know better than that.

 

"I was Scarface, Jay was Manolo

It hurt me, when I had to kill him & his whole squad for Dolo"

 

 

Let's throw out some diss lines (and the intended victims) for starters:

 

 

Here is my favorite:

 

"You had to see, she kept calling me B.I.G. and my name is Jay-Z, she was all on my dick"

 

That line was cooold. I love the double meaning. Direct to Nas, describing the affair Jay-Z had with Nas' ex-girlfriend."

 

Or, the Sean Paul diss, when he was trying to get at Beyonce on the set of baby boy:

 

"Look but don't touch motherfucker think twice, cuz that gat that I clutch got a little red light...need a light"?

 

Jay-Z tore up Nas HARD in every song, ahahah. How Ether was voted as being the better diss? I have no clue.

 

"Me and the boy AI got more in c(ar)mon, then just ballin' and rhyming, get it? More in CARMEN. I came in your Bently back seat, skeeted in your Jeep, left condom's on your baby seat."

 

"She kept begging me to hit it raw, so she could have my kids and say they was yours. How foul is she, and you wifed her. Shit, I put the rubber on tighter."

 

"Went from Nasty Nas to Esco's trash, had a spark when you started but now you're just garbage. Fell from top 10 to not mentioned at all, till' your body guard's occhie wallie version better than yours."

 

"You ain't live it you witnessed it from your folks pad, scribbled in your notepad, and created your life."

 

Many, many more...

 

 

 

Fellas please, Jay's great, but not on Nas' level.

 

"When these streets keep callin, heard it when I was sleep

That this Gay-Z and Cockafella Records wanted beef."

 

"What's sad is I love you 'cause you're my brother

You traded your soul for riches"

 

"You seem to be only concerned with dissin women

Were you abused as a child, scared to smile, they called you ugly?"

 

"You a FAN, a PHONY, a FAKE, a Pussy, a Stan

I still whip your ass, you thirty-six in a karate class

You Tae-bo hoe, tryna' work it out, you tryna' get brolic?"

 

"Rockefeller died of AIDS, that was the end of his chapter

And that's the guy y'all chose to name your company after?

Put it together, I rock hoes, y'all rock fellas"

 

"Foxy got you hot 'cause you kept your face in her puss

What you think, you gettin girls now 'cause of your looks?

Ne-gro please

You no mustache havin', with whiskers like a rat"

 

 

 

 

King, no man.

 

You kick your little lies, I kick mine real fast, like you sneaking out the back of that source sound lab/

We wasn't chasing you, we has a tape in too, we came through to do our one-two thing/

I wasn't a Roc-A-Fella come through thing, cuz if was on like that, I would come through Queens/

With Queens Ni**as, you know how I do/

Look, I got more shooters in Queens Bridge than you/

Ni**as that'll tie you up on the coliseum roof, and open beer bottles of the boy's chipped tooth/

Look here, I got myself a gun....UH OH!!!

 

"And since you infacuated with saying that gay shit, I guess you was kissing my dick when you was kissing that bitch."

"You got hurt that I'm your baby mothers favorite rapper."