MANG Report post Posted September 1, 2009 A salesman goes up to a house and knocks on the front door. It's opened by a little, ten year-old boy who has a lighted cigar in one hand, a glass of whiskey in the other and a Penthouse magazine tucked under his arm. Salesman: "Hello son. Is your mom or dad home ?" Little boy: "What the fcuk do you think?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Destructo Report post Posted September 1, 2009 :lol2: Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
jbrowning Report post Posted September 1, 2009 haha thanks for sharing I needed a laugh Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
capt_chaos Report post Posted September 1, 2009 I Booked a flight the other day and the lady on the phone asked how many people would be travelling with me.. Apparently, "I don't know, its your fcuking plane" Wasn't the right answer. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
OVI Report post Posted September 1, 2009 I Booked a flight the other day and the lady on the phone asked how many people would be travelling with me.. Apparently, "I don't know, its your fcuking plane" Wasn't the right answer. hahaha that shit is awesome. so she didnt like that answer? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swil Report post Posted September 1, 2009 I Booked a flight the other day and the lady on the phone asked how many people would be travelling with me.. Apparently, "I don't know, its your fcuking plane" Wasn't the right answer. Heh, can always count on Choas to give a good laugh....Seriously dude, you should take your humor on the road, I see a 2nd calling for you............ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richard Wallace Report post Posted September 2, 2009 A Man walks into a Bar.... Says Ouch... Wait a few minutes - it will come to you :) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Placid Report post Posted September 2, 2009 A Man walks into a Bar.... Says Ouch... Wait a few minutes - it will come to you :) Doh... hahaha Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
MANG Report post Posted September 2, 2009 Heh, can always count on Choas to give a good laugh....Seriously dude, you should take your humor on the road, I see a 2nd calling for you............ I enjoy chaos' posts bigtime Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
capt_chaos Report post Posted September 2, 2009 Effectively travelling around telling jokes would get boring. Can I just take the cash and adoration of busty women straight away instead please? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
WheelsRCool Report post Posted September 3, 2009 A Man walks into a Bar.... Says Ouch... Wait a few minutes - it will come to you :) It didn't come to me, what is the joke? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blake Report post Posted September 3, 2009 It didn't come to me, what is the joke? A man walked INTO a bar. Get it? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richard Wallace Report post Posted September 4, 2009 I will type the joke slower next time ;) You know how many jokes start with... So a man walks into a bar and says... If you think about the other side of the english language - you get ... A man walks into a bar. Meaning he physically runs into the bar - you know Smacks right into the bar... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TurboGallardo Report post Posted September 4, 2009 well it's not funny when you have to explain it! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
capt_chaos Report post Posted September 4, 2009 A popular comedian that the BBC are championing right now is Michael Mcintyre did this great sketch when I went to see him a little while back and he did it on TV the other day about staying in a hotel room and asking for a wake up call at 7am. 7 am comes around and the girl behind reception calls up Comedian - "Hello" Reception - "Your wake up call sir, is there anything else you would like sir?" C - yes, I was wondering, do you fancy sharing breakfast with me? R - "Sorry sir but no, is there anything else?" C - "Oh okay, can you give me another wake up call at 7:05 please?" R - "Certainly" up> 7:05 Receptionist - "Morning sir your wake up call" Comedian - "OH good, are you sure you don't fancy a little breakfast up in my room?" R - "Sorry but no sir, is there anything else you would like?" C - "Another wake up call at 7:10 please" up> 7:10 Receptionist - "Morning sir your wake up call" Comedian - "OH good, are you really sure you don't fancy a little breakfast up in my room? I will not tell anyone we could shower together afterwards" R - "sir this is really inappropriate and borderline harassment!" C - "What do you mean? YOU KEEP RINGING ME!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
jbrowning Report post Posted September 4, 2009 A Man walks into a Bar.... Says Ouch... Wait a few minutes - it will come to you :) took me a couple seconds but i got a good laugh out of it thanks Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
capt_chaos Report post Posted September 14, 2009 Just read the headline on Sky News: "Police Launch Sting on Paedophile Gang" What a bunch of arseholes. No wonder he went solo. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roman Report post Posted September 14, 2009 Just read the headline on Sky News: "Police Launch Sting on Paedophile Gang" What a bunch of arseholes. No wonder he went solo. lol Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Placid Report post Posted September 14, 2009 Just read the headline on Sky News: "Police Launch Sting on Paedophile Gang" What a bunch of arseholes. No wonder he went solo. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeJ Report post Posted September 15, 2009 A man looking for a job walks into a gynecologists office and goes straight to the receptionist and asks her.... "Hello Ma'am I was wondering if this office has any openings"........ *Ducks flying tomatoes at head* Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
capitalista Report post Posted September 15, 2009 What's the difference between a male blonde and a female blonde? .......The female blonde has a higher sperm count! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
capt_chaos Report post Posted October 2, 2009 At a clerk interview, the bank manager was enthused by the new applicant. "Where did you attain your skills with figures?" asked the manager. "Yale," the man replied. Impressed, the manager responded, "When did you leave Yale?" "Yust since Yanuary." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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