capt_chaos Report post Posted May 8, 2013 And how many of you are going to be ordering their coffee that way now? For the record I ordered an espresso. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Assman Report post Posted May 8, 2013 Fuck me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Karen? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbnRushd Report post Posted May 8, 2013 "You have the prettiest eyes...I would totally sodomize you" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rawr Report post Posted May 8, 2013 Fuck me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Karen? This guy used it. It worked. "Wow, you are so tight, there is no way I'd fit" Worked too. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supercar Ace Report post Posted May 10, 2013 Not a one liner, but def an epic "Let's rage tonight" line: "Let's all get the same girl pregnant tonight!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rawr Report post Posted May 14, 2013 saw this one today: If you sit on me we use less sofa material, saving the environment. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
737Drvr Report post Posted May 14, 2013 You must use windex when you wash your clothes, because I can see myself in your pants. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRANSAMERA Report post Posted May 14, 2013 "As long as I have a face, you'll always have a place to sit" LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cabbe Report post Posted May 14, 2013 Are your parents retards? Because you're so special!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
nogallardo Report post Posted May 14, 2013 Are your parents retards? Because you're so special!!! It would be funnier if retards weren't sterile Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cabbe Report post Posted May 14, 2013 Ok, how about this? Do you have a library card? Cause I'm checking you out!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
12097 Report post Posted May 15, 2013 Had this one used on me a few years ago at a large house party, "My friend said you gave her a cigarette so I'm supposed to take you out and fcuk you." All I could think to say was " I'm sorry , it must have been someone else, I don't smoke". ( my wife was about 10 feet away from me, so it wasn't even a consideration) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
nogallardo Report post Posted May 15, 2013 Ok, how about this? Do you have a library card? Cause I'm checking you out I have a Lamborghini!! That would def. work in Miami, haha Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pretzel_Guy Report post Posted May 15, 2013 Fuck me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Karen? love it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
pockmark Report post Posted May 15, 2013 That would def. work in Miami, haha Sure thing... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
pockmark Report post Posted May 15, 2013 Saw this one on my buddies shirt on FB "I may not be Mr. Right, but i will fcuk YOU until he shows up" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheDude Report post Posted May 15, 2013 This one works well. Don't wear it out on me. Hot hostess seating me at a restaurant: "Follow me please." Me: "To the ends of the Earth." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheDude Report post Posted May 15, 2013 (Holding door open for a hot chick) "Wish this was the door to my bedroom!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SCL_Blackbird Report post Posted May 15, 2013 "I don't know that many pick up lines but I'd love to buy you a drink" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
megachad Report post Posted May 15, 2013 Guys Any 1 liners will work.. not necessarily pickup lines... Just any 1 line zingers that get you laughing. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carter Report post Posted May 15, 2013 Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
megachad Report post Posted May 15, 2013 Best motto to live by: If it fly's, fucks, or floats, rent it.. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supercar Ace Report post Posted May 16, 2013 "Excuse me are you trouble? I'm supposed to be getting into you tonight." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
12097 Report post Posted May 16, 2013 Best line I've heard in a while: "There is no cure for stupid". Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
capt_chaos Report post Posted May 20, 2013 I was just reminded by a colleague of an investigation into the conduct of myself and a now ex colleague a few years back. I said "you are so hairy I am surprised that they don't stop you everytime you drive past Drusilla's zoo" That zoo happened to be on his daily commute. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.