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It is really hard to code a porn app using just one hand.

 

I started to, then lost interest made a sandwich and took a nap

 

:lol2: :lol2: :lol2:

 

Use both hands next time...

 

We gotta hit the town. Last night was a solid one, including making out with a bartender at the bar... :eusa_dance:

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:lol2: :lol2: :lol2:

 

Use both hands next time...

 

We gotta hit the town. Last night was a solid one, including making out with a bartender at the bar... :eusa_dance:

 

That's not an easy thing to accomplish! :icon_super:

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That's not an easy thing to accomplish! :icon_super:

 

Nope, but sometimes the night just goes that way :lol2: There's certainly been some crazy stories from this year alone. Last night I met a girl who gave me the following rant:

 

"I'm the girl that's too much for most men to handle. I'll call you out on your sh*t, I'll push you, I'll challenge you, I will speak my mind and I won't hold back...and I'll also suck your d*ck until your soul comes out and you go to sleep." :lol2:

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Nope, but sometimes the night just goes that way :lol2: There's certainly been some crazy stories from this year alone. Last night I met a girl who gave me the following rant:

 

"I'm the girl that's too much for most men to handle. I'll call you out on your sh*t, I'll push you, I'll challenge you, I will speak my mind and I won't hold back...and I'll also suck your d*ck until your soul comes out and you go to sleep." :lol2:

 

 

I got the "Ill suck the soul out of you" a few weeks ago. I guess that is the new thing.

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I got the "Ill suck the soul out of you" a few weeks ago. I guess that is the new thing.

 

My response to that is "prove it" :lol2:

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My response to that is "prove it" :lol2:

 

I didn't even have to give a response..she did it..while I was driving

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well, i had a redhead that sucked the life outta me, and about 3k a month on my credit cards. i can't imagine what a soul would be worth

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well, i had a redhead that sucked the life outta me, and about 3k a month on my credit cards. i can't imagine what a soul would be worth

 

Per Salamone, +/- $20k/mo. :lol2:

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I didn't even have to give a response..she did it..while I was driving

 

:lol2: :lol2: :lol2:

 

well, i had a redhead that sucked the life outta me, and about 3k a month on my credit cards. i can't imagine what a soul would be worth

 

The first time my soul was sucked out it was by a redhead as well, but it only cost me $35 for lunch. I think you overpaid... :eusa_wall:

 

Per Salamone, +/- $20k/mo. :lol2:

 

:lol2:

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well, i had a redhead that sucked the life outta me, and about 3k a month on my credit cards. i can't imagine what a soul would be worth

 

:lol2:

 

Per Salamone, +/- $20k/mo. :lol2:

 

 

:lol2:

 

Not bad.

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Jealous of all you who live where there are beautiful women in abundance... aka not most places where it’s freezing half the year

 

Come to the land of sunshine and happiness...Or invite us over during summer months...I am sure some shenanigans can be found :eusa_dance:

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Jealous of all you who live where there are beautiful women in abundance... aka not most places where it’s freezing half the year

if you don't live here, you ain't living

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Come to the land of sunshine and happiness...Or invite us over during summer months...I am sure some shenanigans can be found :eusa_dance:

 

I'm sure! Have a friend in Santa Monica who took me out on the town and was amazed by the talent EVERYWHERE.

 

I'm in Old Town Scottsdale for the next 5 days and will most certainly be hitting the entertainment district.

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I'm sure! Have a friend in Santa Monica who took me out on the town and was amazed by the talent EVERYWHERE.

 

I'm in Old Town Scottsdale for the next 5 days and will most certainly be hitting the entertainment district.

 

Hit me up. I was out last night and it was a productive night on the town...my IG followers will certainly be entertained with the pics fro last night :eusa_dance:

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  • 1 month later...
Test = clever wingman. Ace = closer? Doc_k = witness ;)

 

Starting a new thread to discuss :eusa_dance:

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