2011 Lambo-Power.Com GHOUL POOL

Michael Jackson

Tupac

Biggie Smalls

Anna Nicole Smith

andy griffith

joan rivers

clint eastwood

 

 

Betty White

Every stinking year... Ahem,above ^^^^

BB King

 

Zsa Zsa Gabor

 

Billy Graham

 

Done

Hugh Hefner

Clint Eastwood

Michael Douglas

 

Done.

kid cudi

zsa zsa gabor

jerry lewis

 

Done

Far from a long shot IMO, he is having huge drug issues right now

 

Wow, that's crazy...didn't know that.

 

Dude's on HBO and mixing it up with rap & r&B elite...hope it gets better for him, seems like a nice guy.

Wille Nelson

Lindsey Lohan

Bret Michaels (sad im betting against a juvenile diabetic)

 

Pot smoking Nelson (77) has recently dodged a felony charge for possession of pot but is famed for a being seen as an all American hero to some...

When not boring the fcuking arse of anyone with twee twanging country songs he makes really crap appearances in Dukes of Hazards where on more than one occasion the unfunny bearded bore can be seen ogling the chest of the once slim Jessica Simpson.

 

Whilst I cannot find any history of serious illness the inclusion in the 2011 Ghoul Pool is a good choice because he is bound to wake up one day and realise his songs are boring.

25 points

 

Lindsey Lohan

Lindsey Lindsey Lindsey Lohan...

A favourite in the Ghoul Pool and as the right honorable RomanDad said

ITS LINDSAY- 24 year old celezbrity most famous for being the reigning queen of the celebrity bimbo train wrecks.... While Paris and Britney have seemed to gotten their shit together in recent years, Lindsay just keeps ramping it up, much to her dingleberry father's delight. Now shes a Lesbian or bisexual or I dont know what the fcuk she is, and honestly, shes not talented enough to really care. Shes still a coke fiend and thats all that matters to me.... WILL SHE MAKE IT TO 25? - 5 pts.

 

So what did she do in 2010 to warrant points?

She erm did... erm... then she did... nope... nothing. Well she got a year older.

 

So what has lindsay lohan done in 2010?

 

She has been in rehab. Which is not really news for Lohan and she erm... nope. Nothing.

So by right someone gets older, their points go down so if she does croak it -10 points.

However a half point is on offer if we do get a crafty pic of her rusty axed wound appears online.

 

Bret Michaels

Brett once featured in a DVD where he fucked the Grand Canyon. Hang on no not the Grand Canyon but something with an equally cavernous hole Pamela Anderson.

Reading the list of times he has been admitted into hospital in 2010 smacks of publicity seeking and with a suspected brain haemorrhage the main issue was locating it.

Sadly they had to go in through the arse and his reaction was initially to protest

 

See here

 

 

But then he came round to the idea.

 

 

In 2011 it could go two ways, his luck could run it but in all honesty in this case I think we are looking at seeing Micheala in 2012.

 

Still offering up 18 points.

35 points if he expires from his stupid banadanananananananananana slipping over his eyes and in falls into the Grand Canyon then 55 points are on offer. By Grand Canyon I actually will accept the smelly haunted clunge of PA...

 

 

 

Michael Douglas

Brett Michaels

Steve Jobs

 

 

Michael Douglas

Famed for getting angry in a white shirt and also playing some roles where he growls a lot with his voice which is like he spent a decade gargling Silverback semen and some nails.

He is old, as had a crap load of plastic surgery to stop his already craggy face resembling the vagina of a 10 dollar hooker and shagging a prim-a-donna Welshy and is recovering from throat cancer. Not going to be a load of points so 8 points.

 

 

Brett Michaels

Still offering up 18 points.

35 points if he expires from his stupid banadanananananananananana slipping over his eyes and in falls into the Grand Canyon then 55 points are on offer. By Grand Canyon I actually will accept the smelly haunted clunge of PA...

 

Steve Jobs

RD said

Steve Jobs- 55 year old Apple founder and Emperor of geekdom best known for being a slightly eccentric in a really cool way. Honestly, I owe a lot to this guy, because if it were not for his bringing the Apple Computer to market, I probably would have never graduated from Jr. High, let alone gone on to law school.... Thanks Steve. Going on six years with Pancreatic Cancer, and a recent recipient of a liver transplant to put his chances in terms of computers, hes looking at a Sad Mac Icon. 5 pts

Now whilst Steve Jobs has not put me through any educational institute (if anything he has aged me when I was operating iMacs in uni to edit some photos) but he his alive and seems to be recovering nicely from 2009-10.

Mac fanboys still faun over his every product and PC fanbois faun over http://www.emailsfromstevejobs.com/ where Maccies get putdown tersely from their messiah.

I think ol' jobbo is made of pretty stern stuff and will be showing off 5 year old technology in a snazzy case in black robes in fact his 2020 key note speech where he will be showing how to use a iVending Machine

 

Points.

 

10 points for a regular death but...

 

Should he die from someone inserting an iPad lengthways into his rectum then 55 points.

 

Randy Quaid

Ke$ha

Soulja Boy

 

Randy Quaid

60 points for a normal death

125 points for death by Quaid ie purchasing a place in remote countryside and then treading on his bear trap and be stuck helpless for eight days.

 

500 points if that last death at any stage involves Quaid's body (dead or alive) being abused by a pack of randy Beavers.

 

Ke$ha

 

This vacuous wench has somehow gained global presence from peddling some mediocre tracks filled with autotune.

Frankly she bores me so if she was to fall headfirst into the bucket then you would get a "meh" from me.

I heard an interview on radio here where she said wrote her own stuff (yawn) but she had to move out of a house because a ghost kept interrupting her sleep. It was at that point I wanted to ring up Roman and acquire something from his little collection so I could shoot my own radio. God and talk about an annoying accent punctuated by the word Like every two words.

Please please Santa, I have been good this year so could one of your Reindeer go a little bit crazy and crash your sled into her and then another one of the Reindeer shit into her mouth because I have been good this year?

 

Young, no health problems other than being mentally fucked so 80 points for a demise.

 

 

Soulja Boy

 

fcuk me, talk about naming some oxygen thieves in your entry.

 

40 points, Santa, about that runaway sled.

 

A worthy successor indeed. Bravo Captain!

Julian Assange

Jack Nicholson

Clint Eastwood

 

Julian Assange

Famed for publishing the opinions of people in government and anecdotes.

Alaskan whale breath Palin wants him dead but hey she is a fcuking dildo with a voice.

At the time of writing SOCA (gawd bless 'em) are weighing up serving an arrest warrant for an alleged rape in Sweden but other than that any death would be get the tin foil wearing conspiracy theorists into a frothy lather.

 

40 points.

 

Jack Nicholson

 

RD says

Jack- 73 year old Film Icon and megalomaniac best known for finding time to to turn in Oscar worthy performances in between keeping up with his lifelong goal of humping one out of every three women in the city of Los Angeles. Appears to be in excellent health so long as he didnt pick up anything while tag teaming groupies with magic Johnson in the 80's. 15 points

 

Two Ghoul pool favourites in your selection and I have a bit of a soft spot for ol Jack.

His "I am having a shit whilst I am talking to you grin" always gives me warm comfort, Jack "Wank" Black could learn a thing or two from that grin.

Along with numerous award winning performances he has shagged many a bint and pulled a gun on DiC(k)prio so I raise a glass to Mr Nicholson and hope he rides out 2011.

 

That is unless he turns out another Something's Gotta Give in which what gives must be him.

8 points.

 

Clint

 

RD says

 

Clint Eastwood- 80 year old academy award winning actor/director most famous for his 27 different roles playing a complete badass.... His will to live is evident in the fact that he has survived both an airplane crash and "everything which way but loose". An avid golfer and showing no signs of slowing down, he may even succeed in making Maaaaatttt Daaaaamuuun look good- 10 Points.

 

He bores me. 8 points.

Cappy, you're doing an admirable job

 

 

 

Ernest Borgnine

Robert Duvall

Joan De Beauvoir De Havilland

 

 

Ernest Borgnine

Looked old and like he had shit his pants everytime he had to run in Airwolf but no way can I recall this 93 year old in anything else.

 

Bound to kick the bucket and any television coverage of his funeral will be cobbled together with action sequences where his hearse is travelling one minute in the desert then the next cut will be above an ocean and then a snow scene, just like in Airwilf.

 

3 points.

 

Robert Duvall

 

79 year old that loves the smell of a cremation in the morning... oh wait.

 

I cannot find any stories of ill health so due something, 12 points.

 

Joan De Beauvoir De Havilland

 

Never heard of her but she is old and retired and so probably goes shopping at the weekends which pisses me right off.

 

4 points.

 

 

Cabron picking on the oldies.

Lindsay Lohan

Charlie Sheen

Michael Douglas

 

 

Lindsey Lohan

Lindsey Lindsey Lindsey Lohan...

A favourite in the Ghoul Pool and as the right honorable RomanDad said

 

ITS LINDSAY- 24 year old celezbrity most famous for being the reigning queen of the celebrity bimbo train wrecks.... While Paris and Britney have seemed to gotten their shit together in recent years, Lindsay just keeps ramping it up, much to her dingleberry father's delight. Now shes a Lesbian or bisexual or I dont know what the fcuk she is, and honestly, shes not talented enough to really care. Shes still a coke fiend and thats all that matters to me.... WILL SHE MAKE IT TO 25? - 5 pts.

 

 

So what did she do in 2010 to warrant points?

She erm did... erm... then she did... nope... nothing. Well she got a year older.

 

So what has lindsay lohan done in 2010?

 

She has been in rehab. Which is not really news for Lohan and she erm... nope. Nothing.

So by right someone gets older, their points go down so if she does croak it -10 points.

However a half point is on offer if we do get a crafty pic of her rusty axed wound appears online.

 

 

Charlie Sheen

Currently in a power struggle with Mel Gibson on who can be the worlds biggest fuckstain in Hollywood has suffered a torrid year of allegations of assault, rehab (pussy) and jail time because of messing up with his third wife Brooke.

2nd marriage fallout with fellow Hollywood co-col-loco-ist (but great tits) Denise Richards has never been too far from the press but 2010 looks to have buried the hatchet on that one... only for hotel room destroying (clichéd), alleged coke intake (still clichéd) and drink related apres rehab stint (so so clichéd it is a wonder he has done anything interesting) with a porn actress (now we are talking) stories are doing the rounds.

 

30 points but an additional 45 points on offer should he expire due to a car crash whilst snorting a rail of coke off a pic of his second wife's norks.

 

Michael Douglas

Famed for getting angry in a white shirt and also playing some roles where he growls a lot with his voice which is like he spent a decade gargling Silverback semen and some nails.

He is old, as had a crap load of plastic surgery to stop his already craggy face resembling the vagina of a 10 dollar hooker and shagging a prim-a-donna Welshy and is recovering from throat cancer. Not going to be a load of points so 8 points.

 

Thank you gents, hope I am doing Roman proud.

Robin Williams

Leif Garrett

Vince Neil

 

Samuel L. Jackson

Sylvester Stallone

Susan Boyle

Heidi Fleiss

 

Marisol Valles García (the 20 year old college student named police chief in drug cartel capital of Juarez, Mexico ; because no one else applied)

 

Andy Dick

Jeremy Clarkson

Abe Vigoda

Kurt Douglas

 

 

Jeremy Clarkson

Pube haired 50 year old smoking oafish tit Clarkson, famed for making a tit of himself with two other halfwits on British tv, he then "writes" an article once a week in The Times newspaper, then he "writes the same article but with easier words for The Sun newspaper.

 

He sometimes talks about cars. But mainly he is an idiot.

Known for goading eco-tards and an all round thorough buffon, in 2007 he published his bank details in a newspaper column in the wake of a government agency losing a large quantity of people's bank accounts, someone then set up a direct debit extracting £500 a month from the account.

He has had a few close calls on Top Gear but nothing to the extent of Richard Hammond.

Likes a drink and a smoke.

 

55 points.

 

Abe Vigoda

 

89 year old, plays old people, the media always reports him as brown bread.

 

5 points.

 

 

I assume you mean Kirk Douglas?

93 year old Kirk is Spartacus or this year could be "was Spartacus". Survived a helicopter crash and a stroke but is old and son has throat cancer.*

3 points.

 

 

 

* Not sure if it means anything but hey, had to throw that in.

David Hasselhoff

Paris Hilton

Joan Rivers

 

 

David Hasselhoff

Will the Grim Reaper be hasseling the Hoff?

Known for a drink the 58 year old has been hospitalised a couple of times in the last two years, the latest one was after a three day binge.

 

45 points and Germany will have a day of mourning.

 

Paris Hilton.

Cannabis, Coke fiend and cock receiver Hilton has no known history of any serious illness and goodness knows I have been praying for something to happen to this blonde bint with a head like a coconut. Just hair and nothing inside it.

Even in her jail photos she looks like she is preparing to chow down on the photographer's cock such is the sluts lust for man sausage.

 

80 points.

 

Joan Rivers

 

77 year old Lego face Joan Rivers has no known illnesses of a serious nature other than a passion for undergoing plastic surgery to make her look like she has a tangerine in each cheek.

No talent either because she is about as funny as a turd on the bathroom floor.

 

25 points.

Doyle Brunson

Denis Hopper

John Madden

 

Done.

 

I am doughnut. I need to do this again.

Doyle Brunson

Denis Hopper

John Madden

 

Done.

 

Dennis Lee Hopper (May 17, 1936 – May 29, 2010) was an American actor, filmmaker and artist.

Doyle Brunson

Denis Hopper

John Madden

 

Done.

 

 

Dennis Lee Hopper (May 17, 1936 – May 29, 2010) was an American actor, filmmaker and artist.

 

 

And I write the Done part.

I assume you mean Kirk Douglas?

93 year old Kirk is Spartacus or this year could be "was Spartacus". Survived a helicopter crash and a stroke but is old and son has throat cancer.*

3 points.

 

 

 

* Not sure if it means anything but hey, had to throw that in.

Yep my bad.

50 cent

 

The Situation

 

Michael Moore