Your favorite rap lines..

These guys are real players alright - both dating the same woman AT THE SAME TIME - one for 8 years, one for 5 years. Both ready to marry her. Both not using condoms. I guess she is the real player.

Here is my favorite:

 

"You had to see, she kept calling me B.I.G. and my name is Jay-Z, she was all on my dick"

 

That line was cooold. I love the double meaning. Direct to Nas, describing the affair Jay-Z had with Nas' ex-girlfriend."

 

Or, the Sean Paul diss, when he was trying to get at Beyonce on the set of baby boy:

 

"Look but don't touch motherfucker think twice, cuz that gat that I clutch got a little red light...need a light"?

 

Jay-Z tore up Nas HARD in every song, ahahah. How Ether was voted as being the better diss? I have no clue.

 

Well, it was a NYC radio station call in vote...nothing more, nothing less. Considering Jay Z's stronger popularity in 2001, and Nas having lost a lot of relevance leading up to that battle...this was a pretty significant win.

 

Musically, "Takeover" was better (Kanye West sampling The Doors "5 to 1", and David Bowie's "Fame" very, very well), and the lyrics were wittier.

 

However I felt that "Ether" took some legitimate, no nonsense shots at Jay Z...it almost seemed impossible that he could be exposed, yet was. He's copied rhymes from BIG, Snoop, and sampled Nas twice...was probably not as good as Eminem on "Renegade", and was a bit too cocky.

 

It almost seemed impossible that the Patriots could lose to the Giants in the superbowl...

 

As a fan of the art, it's a shame that the two could not collaborate until 2006. Nas was asked to be on Reasonable Doubt, declined, and that pretty much was the foundation for the beef.

 

Jigga has had the better career no doubt...his ability to balance music quality, lyric quality, flow, street music, pop music at such high and consistent levels is uncanny.

 

Having said that, album for album, I don't think either Reasonable Doubt or Ready to Die in their primes was as legendary as Illmatic in its prime.

 

Draw.

 

 

 

 

BTW, nice heads up on the Sean Paul diss....

 

It completely flew by me...never knew it was a direct diss, nor whom it was meant for.

As the son of a son of a sailor

I went out on the sea for adventure

Expanding the view of the captain and crew

Like a man just released from indenture

 

As a dreamer of dreams and a travelin man

I have chalked up many a mile

Read dozens of books about heroes and crooks

And I learned much from both of their styles

 

Chorus:

Son of a son, son of a son

Son of a son of a sailor

Son of a gun, load the last ton

One step ahead of the jailer

 

Now away in the near future

Southeast of disorder

You can shake the hand of the mango man

As he greats you at the border

 

And the lady she hails from trinidad

Island of the spices

Salt for your meat, and cinnamon sweet

And the rum is for all your good vices

 

Haul the sheet in as we ride on the wind

That our forefathers harnessed before us

Hear the bells ring as the tight rigging sings

Its a son of a gun of a chorus

 

Where it all ends I cant fathom my friends

If I knew I might toss out my anchor

So I cruise along always searchin for songs

Not a lawyer a thief or a banker

 

But a son of a son, son of a son

Son of a son of a sailor

Son of a gun, load the last ton

One step ahead of the jailer

 

Im just a son of a son, son of a son

Son of a son of a sailor

The seas in my veins, my tradition remains

Im just glad I dont live in a trailer

 

 

 

- 2 Live Crew

" I got blood on my hands and theres no remorse.

I got blood on my dick cause I fucked a corpse.

Im a nasty nigga, when you pass me, nigga look me in the eye.

Tell me to my fuckin face that you ready to die.

 

You be a dead muthafucka, red muthafucka.

'skyoooz me?

You heard what I said, muthafucka!" DMX

LOVE YOU LIKE FAT KID LOVE CAKE!

Not the best but some of the funniest (or made that way by some of the commentary) : http://www.snacksandshit.com/

She call me the referee cause I be so official

My shirt aint got no stripes but I can make your pussy whistle

Like the Andy Griffth theme song

 

-Drake

Best I Ever Had

God I fcuking hate rap

God I fcuking hate rap

 

 

Not a big rap fan but love Jay - Z.

 

Black album is one of my favourite albums, his latest one is pretty good after few listens too.

his latest one is pretty good after few listens too.

agreed

 

"For the Color Of Money like a Tom Cruise flick

'Cept I put 8-balls in corners without using pool sticks" - Jay-Z

 

"Ain't nothing cool bout carryin' a strap

Bout worryin' your moms And buryin' your best cat

Talkin' bout revenge While carryin' his casket

All teary-eyed Bout to take it to a matress" - Jay-Z

 

"I'm in the Hall already, on The Wall already

I'm a work of art, I'm a Warhol already

On another level, on another plane already

H-O-V, I got my own lane, already" - Jay-Z

 

Theres a few more, but IMO BP3 has a lot of clever verses instead of lines.

 

God I fcuking hate rap

 

 

I hate all these stupid hoods rapping about their cars, jewls and ho's. If I had to have a favorite though it would be:

 

So chickity-check yo self before you wreck yo self

Come on and check yo self before you wrickity-wreck yo self

So chickity-check yo self before you wreck yo self

Cause big dicks up yo ass is bad for yo health

agreed

 

Theres a few more, but IMO BP3 has a lot of clever verses instead of lines.

 

Yep. I like his style because it does change from track to track.

 

Love onto the next one

 

Used to rock a throwback

Ballin on the corner

Now I rock a tailored suit

Lookin like a owner

No I'm not a Jonas

Brother, I'm a grown up

No I'm not a virgin

I use my kahonas

I move onward

The only direction

 

And Off that is too clever to take in the first listen.

God I fcuking hate rap

 

Then why were you singing all the songs at the club in Vegas?

"My chain is worth a mansion and my wrist is worth a Lambo, and I'm livin' in a mansion and I'm ridin' in a Lambo"

 

"Me I'm in that monte carlo, zoe up in that murcielago

Lamborghini got these breezies trippin, fiendin that they need me"

 

Then why were you singing all the songs at the club in Vegas?

 

Haha.

 

I've been a big rap fan for a long time but also can be very annoyed at some of the annoying aspects of the genre.

 

A few things I HATE:

 

• Excessive talk about ghetto shit, like I give a fcuk
• Stupid gestures in videos that I'm supposed to think is cool
• Complaining about white people....the 75-80% of their PURCHASING fanbase
• The arrogance of how hip hop "culture" is changing America

 

Other than that, the genre is ok I guess. Will definitely be a staple for party and club music for years to come, so that will keep it relevant, IMHO.

 

 

 

 

 

Haha.

 

I've been a big rap fan for a long time but also can be very annoyed at some of the annoying aspects of the genre.

 

A few things I HATE:

 

• Excessive talk about ghetto shit, like I give a fcuk
• Stupid gestures in videos that I'm supposed to think is cool
• Complaining about white people....the 75-80% of their PURCHASING fanbase
• The arrogance of how hip hop "culture" is changing America

 

Other than that, the genre is ok I guess. Will definitely be a staple for party and club music for years to come, so that will keep it relevant, IMHO.

 

 

There is Hip Pop which is most of the garbage that infest the radios, is mostly driven by the production of the beat, or who sings the hook and is usually about chrome rims, 26s, money and all that bullshit, and then there is Hip Hop, which is lyrically driven and has meanings.

 

Example.

 

Hip Pop

 

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

I'm hot kid

Chains so low you would think that diamonds never stop it

And it's funny cause you could never stop it

A bunch of rocks on my hand 'n I ain't even on the block yet

Show 'em white gold sorta hold 'em like my tims

An' a chain hang 24 inches like the rims

Diamonds all blown up yeah sorta like a pimp

So when I like hit the ice

It starts glistening off the tims (off the tims)

 

 

This is one of the worst songs of any genre of music ever. I will not even link you to this to save you from getting this annoying as song stuck in your head.

 

Now for a selection of Hip Hop.

 

40% of Americans own a cell phone

so they can hear, everything that you say when you ain't home

I guess, Michael Jackson was right, "You Are Not Alone"

Rock your hardhat black cause you in the Terrordome

full of hard niggaz, large niggaz, dice tumblers

Young teens and prison greens facin life numbers

Crack mothers, crack babies and AIDS patients

Young bloods can't spell but they could rock you in PlayStation

This new math is whippin motherfuckers ass

You wanna know how to rhyme you better learn how to add

It's mathematics

 

This is Mathetmatics by Mos Def. Mos is considered one of the most gifted lyricist out there.

Three Six Mafia- Baby Mama- juicy J's verse owns, watch the video on youtueb if you never saw it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KRuP7jJXw54

 

[Verse 3: LaChat]

Why you playin?

Boy yo' baby need some shoes, boy yo' baby need some clothes

Need to try and pay yo' fees, why you out hurr playin' these hoes?

Aint no more for me and you, but this what they gotta do

With the seed we have concieved don't you know he's part of you?

I don't wanna hurr yo' mess talk to me bout' givin' checks

Put a judge up in my business what I want is what I get

Shoulda knownd it from the jump all that talk was just a front

Now you payin' for that layin' see yo' ass in court next month

 

[Juicy J]

Pay you cheese I'll give you quarters I'll just wait for court to order

Mexico is where you'll find me somewhere round' the fuckin' border

Hangin' with the finest women, walkin' wit' a gansta limpin'

Drinkin' on a case of DP (Dom Perignon), goody green you know we wit' it

I done hustled worth a job and broke some back there wasn't no stoppin'

You dun did the clubbin' hoppin' and them pills you kept on poppin'

Now I see why you be freakin' now I know why you be geekin'

If you wanna give me reason catch me in that playa season

 

 

Trick Daddy-Bad Influence-

 

I love the chorus on this song, From his new cd "the shit that I live volume 1"

 

 

[/size]"You wanna do what I'm Doin!!......O K I'm a Bad Influence!!!......I Get Drunk!!!.....and I do Drugs.......I carry Guns.....and I like To fcuk!!!"

"Killin ya'll ni**as with that lyrical shit: mayonnaise colored Benz, I push Miracle Whips"

 

AAAH!

God I fcuking hate rap

But LOVE "chillin with Lil Jon"

But LOVE "chillin with Lil Jon"

Hey..Lil Jon was fcuking badass! haha

 

Not sure what is gayer, you riding up on a midget rappers dick or your rubbing that guys arm!!!