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One of my ex's was a cute little number. 5'4" 115 pounds or so. Great job, etc. Problem was her biological clock was pounding and I had to hear about it every day almost. She layed it down one day, "we get married or im leaving" Well I cut her loose. My sister bumped into her last Saturday. The ex got married, is only 6 months pregnant and weighing in at over 200 pounds and talking divorce already.

 

WHOO-HOO! I won!!!

 

 

Sounds like 2 of my ex's, one contacted me last week and told me she is 4 months prego and knows that her marriage is over....I feel sad for the kid. Why do couples in a bad relationship think that a kid will make everything better?

 

 

Well its not so much scare them,its i hurt them..........have you ever tried pushing a football into a shot glass? well you get the idea

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Being 6'5" Rob I don't doubt it. :icon_anal: :icon_anal: :icon_mrgreen: ..I am a little scared right now

 

WOAH i thought that was my sister. she looks just like her.

 

 

Damn you have a hot sister :icon_thumleft:

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Hmmm, dig the fugly girl trying to fit in by showing her Bridget Jones big pants... and when I say dig I don't mean in a she's hot kinda way...

 

That BIG FAT thing dancing in the thong was just horrible... you guys are getting scary, can we have a NFS warning to accompany the NWS, Not Food Safe, ie. atleast warn us, some of us might be eating.... :gay: :gay: :gay:

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HAHA this thread makes me laugh. some of those exs and ex fiances are pretty sexy guys!! keep them coming!

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Hey ztnedman1,im going to need to see some pictures :icon_mrgreen:

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Skokos,

 

Write a book :eusa_dance:

I have many more sexual conquest that need to be completed before i can put them into storys haha

lets see if i can find the 39 year old milf pictures from a few summers ago :icon_mrgreen:

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I have many more sexual conquest that need to be completed before i can put them into storys haha

lets see if i can find the 39 year old milf pictures from a few summers ago :icon_mrgreen:

 

Please do :icon_thumleft:

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Rob is just a fukin pimp, I bow down to you and whatever it is that gets em :D

 

Maybe its the Jeep :lol: Or do you use that pheromone cologne they talk about on the radio <_<

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Rob is just a fukin pimp, I bow down to you and whatever it is that gets em :D

 

Maybe its the Jeep :lol: Or do you use that pheromone cologne they talk about on the radio <_<

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Rob, I'm in love with Kelsey, but with the dark hair. Combining it with green eyes just about kills me everytime. NOW, if you say she had a recent boob job...DUDE, PLEASE post more of her...

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Rob is just a fukin pimp, I bow down to you and whatever it is that gets em :D

 

Maybe its the Jeep :lol: Or do you use that pheromone cologne they talk about on the radio <_>

 

I think MAN WHORE is more appropriate. Kelsy is fine :monkeyleft: :monkeyleft: :monkeyleft:

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Rob is just a fukin pimp, I bow down to you and whatever it is that gets em :D

 

Maybe its the Jeep :lol: Or do you use that pheromone cologne they talk about on the radio <_>

 

I think MAN WHORE is more appropriate. Kelsy is fine :monkeyleft: :monkeyleft: :monkeyleft:

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