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Nothing ironic when youre driving home at the end of the night with blue balls the size of BOWLING BALLS!

 

I'm sure you go to some without the wife to fix the blue balls situation. :eusa_dance:

 

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I'm sure you go to some without the wife to fix the blue balls situation. :eusa_dance:

 

 

After spending the night under those circumstances, SHE'S THE LAST PERSON I WANT TO SEE!

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I'm friends with the people who run the fetish factory parties, thats to sick. I went to one where they had a guy locked up in a tiny cage, he had a leash and would ask you to pull on the leash while poking him with a stick. NO THANKS! The bliss parties are all good looking people, affluent, great atmosphere and good music. The really hardcore stuff goes on at the after parties which we go to but as soon as they start getting out of control my wife makes me leave.

No, the ones we went to were a little tamer than that.

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No, the ones we went to were a little tamer than that.

 

 

They were tame back then, its gotten a lot worse now. I'm not into that kind of shit, its creepy.

 

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Um . . . I've never understood the whole idea of a straight man being "gay for pay." If he had to only "receive" then it would obviously be physically possible, but if he had to perform, i.e. be the "giver . . . ??"

 

I don't care how much Viagra or Cialis you're on -- if you're truly a straight man (as opposed to bi or gay), the very IDEA of having to make contact with another naked dude . . . never mind another naked dude's ass/balls/dick . . . never actually mind have BUTT-SEX with him . . . is enough to make a straight man's member immediately deflate to less-then-flacid levels, to the point where it actually retracts and hides inside the pelvis, shivering in fear, never to be seen for a minimum of 48 hours. The very concept, the very thought, is AT LEAST a 48-hour erection killer for a straight man. I have NO idea how they get wood in these situations, pharmaceutical help or not.

 

That is to say -- they must actually be bi/gay.

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Um . . . I've never understood the whole idea of a straight man being "gay for pay." If he had to only "receive" then it would obviously be physically possible, but if he had to perform, i.e. be the "giver . . . ??"

 

I don't care how much Viagra or Cialis you're on -- if you're truly a straight man (as opposed to bi or gay), the very IDEA of having to make contact with another naked dude . . . never mind another naked dude's ass/balls/dick . . . never actually mind have BUTT-SEX with him . . . is enough to make a straight man's member immediately deflate to less-then-flacid levels, to the point where it actually retracts and hides inside the pelvis, shivering in fear, never to be seen for a minimum of 48 hours. The very concept, the very thought, is AT LEAST a 48-hour erection killer for a straight man. I have NO idea how they get wood in these situations, pharmaceutical help or not.

 

That is to say -- they must actually be bi/gay.

 

 

ohhh man! that was funny!! cant stop laughing!

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Um . . . I've never understood the whole idea of a straight man being "gay for pay." If he had to only "receive" then it would obviously be physically possible, but if he had to perform, i.e. be the "giver . . . ??"

 

I don't care how much Viagra or Cialis you're on -- if you're truly a straight man (as opposed to bi or gay), the very IDEA of having to make contact with another naked dude . . . never mind another naked dude's ass/balls/dick . . . never actually mind have BUTT-SEX with him . . . is enough to make a straight man's member immediately deflate to less-then-flacid levels, to the point where it actually retracts and hides inside the pelvis, shivering in fear, never to be seen for a minimum of 48 hours. The very concept, the very thought, is AT LEAST a 48-hour erection killer for a straight man. I have NO idea how they get wood in these situations, pharmaceutical help or not.

 

That is to say -- they must actually be bi/gay.

 

Well getting a boner when you're with a girl is a completely natural reaction. Viagra doesn't ask if you're straight or gay, so I guess they just treat the whole situation as business, just like girls.

I mean not to get carried away here, but girls having sex with girls is a norm that we embraced and actually encourage. Generations ago that would have been considered a crime and both of the girls would get stones thrown at them and killed. Times change and I guess everything sexual sooner or later will become a norm and stop being so shocking, amazing or abnormal.

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Am I the last married monogomous/monotonous/boring person left?

 

It's only sex Jason. Get out of the artificial boundaries created by the religion and some people you don't even know and go experiment with the wife! :D

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It's only sex Jason. Get out of the artificial boundaries created by the religion and some people you don't even know and go experiment with the wife! :D

makes things too complicated.

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Am I the last married monogomous/monotonous/boring person left?

 

Yes :icon_thumleft: :icon_mrgreen:

 

 

 

actually one of the girls I posted on the HOT EX'S thread was\is Bisexual...she had a nice rule...when i was going for a night out with my friends and she stayed at home she used to say..."Diogo if you find a nice looking girl that you feel atracted too bring her home and I will F*** her too" :monkeyleft:

 

 

I was going to some wild parties back then....Oh the joy of beeing single :thefinger:

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These drugs don't cause actual AROUSAL, though -- they just enhance the penis's response to arousal by facilitating blood flow to it. So if you're not mentally/psychologically turned on, Viagra/Cialis won't help.

 

Well getting a boner when you're with a girl is a completely natural reaction. Viagra doesn't ask if you're straight or gay, so I guess they just treat the whole situation as business, just like girls.

I mean not to get carried away here, but girls having sex with girls is a norm that we embraced and actually encourage. Generations ago that would have been considered a crime and both of the girls would get stones thrown at them and killed. Times change and I guess everything sexual sooner or later will become a norm and stop being so shocking, amazing or abnormal.

 

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These drugs don't cause actual AROUSAL, though -- they just enhance the penis's response to arousal by facilitating blood flow to it. So if you're not mentally/psychologically turned on, Viagra/Cialis won't help.

 

Interesting. I didn't know that!

 

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Nothing ironic when youre driving home at the end of the night with blue balls the size of BOWLING BALLS!

 

 

:lol2: :eusa_naughty:

 

Roy got you all wrong!

 

fcuking Iranian Pervert!!

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These drugs don't cause actual AROUSAL, though -- they just enhance the penis's response to arousal by facilitating blood flow to it. So if you're not mentally/psychologically turned on, Viagra/Cialis won't help.

True, but once up they stay up. You could get a fluffed to get him up ,then he does the scene.

 

 

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What an all star thread! Hopefully this clears some stuff up:

 

It is usually pretty hard to get into porn as a guy and making decent money so a lot of dudes will go gay a few times (usually by being the top) to make $$ and get in the biz. Julian (been with a lot of girls) and PeterNorth are famous for this. Look at the incentives - screwing a girl offer is $500 while screwing that girl and then a guy is $4000... this drives a lot of people.

 

Statistically, the way swinging works is a guy initiates aka "I want to fcuk other girls while being married". Wife at first resists.. then if she does go and likes it. the GUY wants out - he wants to stop the whole thing but the WIFE now wants to keep doing it!! Welcome to hell.

 

One of the reasons why guys might get off watching their wives get screwed is this: It is actually the same reason we love porn so much. When we see another male screwing a female the chemicals in our body alert us that another male is trying to impregnate the female. Our survival instinct induces arousal and ups the killer sperm production so we can kill the other male's sperm and impregnate the woman ourselves.

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There's always been talk that Peter North got his start in the gay side of the business...he denies it. :icon_anal:

 

Too bad someone already outed him with this vid:

 

http://www.uselessjunk.com/article_full.php?id=34328

 

 

Peter North in a gay porn, that video is gayer than gay so I'm not going to bother watching to verify but the title says it all.

 

 

owned!

 

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They were tame back then, its gotten a lot worse now. I'm not into that kind of shit, its creepy.

 

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Oh no, the ones I went to had young chicks, some eating eachother out on the dance floor, they had these tables out pouring wax on each other...shot like that. No dudes in leather.

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True, but once up they stay up. You could get a fluffed to get him up ,then he does the scene.
Yes, they said on HBO that they have women off in the side lines who get the guys going. So one of things that made me laugh was thinking to myself that the guy heads towards fcuking some girl in the ass, when all of a sudden they make him trip and fall and buttfuck some homo. :lol2: :lol2:

 

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