plumcrazy Report post Posted December 8, 2009 the sponsors need him more that he needs them. every one of those sponsors is afraid if they dump him, the competition will scoop him up and they will... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swil Report post Posted December 8, 2009 Okay. Lets stop to take a minute and break this down. Rich athletic black man marries Scandinavian Au Pair. He then goes onto sleep with lots of other women. Are you telling me that is not a porn film plot? FUNNY... Tiger Woods: Half Black/Half Asian. Beef with his wife: Black. Can't control his car: Asian LOLOL NOT SO FUNNY... Racial humor has teeny tiny nuances that take skill to master, buddy...Keep practicin' Skoks. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
KING-640 Report post Posted December 8, 2009 funny Really, I thought racist! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
topcabron Report post Posted December 8, 2009 Really, I thought racist! eh....yeah. 2nd thoughts are usually clearer Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest skokos Report post Posted December 8, 2009 Sigh.. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest skokos Report post Posted December 8, 2009 Racial humor has teeny tiny nuances that take skill to master, buddy...Keep practicin' Skoks. Really, I thought racist! eh....yeah. 2nd thoughts are usually clearer I feel like i just pissed off my girlfriend with all the accusing going around! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
joebiz Report post Posted December 8, 2009 On a related note, I wonder if John Daly is reading all this stuff in the press and thinking...."WHAT'S THE BIG fcuking DEAL??!!" He's not thinking big deal... He's thinking - "I wonder if Tiger would ever wear pink polka dot pants..." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
joebiz Report post Posted December 8, 2009 Tiger Woods: Half Black/Half Asian. Beef with his wife: Black. Can't control his car: Asian LOLOL Can I laugh at that if I'm not black or asian? Not sure. Please LMK. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest skokos Report post Posted December 8, 2009 Can I laugh at that if I'm not black or asian? Not sure. Please LMK. Im not sure your going to have to ask our non-racist members. Apparently not me. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benkei Report post Posted December 8, 2009 Man, they are fast...... LOS ANGELES—Adam & Eve Pictures on Monday revealed it is shooting a XXX movie about embattled golf superstar Tiger Woods and his numerous liaisons, entitled Tiger’s Wood. Directed by David Lord and starring adult performer Tyler Knight as “Tiger” and Kayden Kross as his long-suffering wife, Adam & Eve said the tongue-in-cheek flick should hit stores within eight weeks. “Tyler Knight is the only actor who could play this part,” Lord said. “I thought of him immediately when we were writing the script. Once Tyler signed on, everything immediately fell into place.” “With the popularity of adult parody films as well as celebrity scandal, this project is a natural,” said Meredith Christopher, executive producer for Adam & Eve Pictures. “Every day, there seems to be some new development or girlfriend exposed, and it really has captured the attention of the public. That’s what we want to focus on with Tiger’s Wood.” This fun, sexy romp will focus on “Tiger” and his multiple mistresses and give audiences a chance to see Adam & Eve’s interpretation of events in X-rated detail. “This really is a story that has captured America’s attention,” continues Christopher. “We’re excited to bring it to the public in such a short amount of time… and we may have another release depending on what happens the near future.” Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
blylek Report post Posted December 8, 2009 "Tiger's Wood" LMFAO! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roman Report post Posted December 8, 2009 Because this is not going to go away.... For the record..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
rakjoe Report post Posted December 8, 2009 Racial humor has teeny tiny nuances that take skill to master, buddy...Keep practicin' Skoks. Racial joke in a public forum will always sound different then in a private setting... in a bad way. That's why we at LP don't like them racial jokes at all.. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sprite Report post Posted December 8, 2009 Wheels.......Those women do things to Tiger that his wife doesn't do....Bottom line. Being famous and publicly known wealthy, puts a person in the position to be asked and approached 24hrs a day in public by HOT women wanting to be with him. It's not just sex dude. Its everything else. These women get off on getting famous guys off..... They practice on controlling their gag-reflex. They like to be "spoogzed-on". They can suck a golf-ball through a garden-hose and won't let go until a guy passes out cold....Do you get the idea yet????Can you see the temptation? Damn....now that I mention it, Fortis can I take you up on that offer? and WHEELS, if you ask or say, "then he should get a wife that does those things" then I recommend a mandatory 2 week ban for you. mods listening??? It just doesn't work that way, man. You mean something like this? NSFW http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=1361795626 NSFW Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
MONACO BODYGUARDS Report post Posted December 8, 2009 It used to be like this: Be a man for god sake.... Now: Be a TIGER for god sake... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest skokos Report post Posted December 8, 2009 This just in! To get rid of some of the attention from this whole story Tiger woods has applied for a name change! His new name will now be Cheetah. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chimay52 Report post Posted December 8, 2009 Just heard on the news that a woman was removed by ambulance this morning from Tiger Woods home. Looks like I picked a bad day to try and stop reading lambopower. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
JK79 Report post Posted December 8, 2009 Story here. Reports vary from saying a woman was taken to the hospital on advanced life support to the patient refused treatment and wasn't taken to hospital. I wonder how many more skanks will come forward today. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
CL6 Report post Posted December 8, 2009 Apparently the black community is pissed that Tiger hasn't had any black chicks in his pack. C'mon Tiger, we know you boned a Halle Berry look alike some where at some point! http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/2...ite_lovers.html Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
MasterShake Report post Posted December 8, 2009 I love how the title of this thread keeps changing.. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roman Report post Posted December 8, 2009 Apparently the black community is pissed that Tiger hasn't had any black chicks in his pack. C'mon Tiger, we know you boned a Halle Berry look alike some where at some point! http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/2...ite_lovers.html I JUST HEARD THIS AND AM CRACKING UP!!!! Tiger woods is racist because all his hos are white...... Evidently he has an OBLIGATION to "sample" some black women. An equal opportunity philanderer. "The issue comes in when you choose something white because you think it's better," Underwood said. "And then you never date a black woman or a woman of color or you never sample the greatness of the international buffet of human beings. If you never do that, we got a problem." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
CL6 Report post Posted December 8, 2009 I JUST HEARD THIS AND AM CRACKING UP!!!! Tiger woods is racist because all his hos are white...... It was funny until I read the article, the blatant racism from the people they interview is astounding. If I white guy said any of that you would be labeled a KKK member and tarred and feathered. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
GBGallardo Report post Posted December 8, 2009 This just in! To get rid of some of the attention from this whole story Tiger woods has applied for a name change! His new name will now be Cheetah. Rob, check post #144 http://www.lambopower.com/forum/index.php?...st&p=671637 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SECC_Joe Report post Posted December 8, 2009 I JUST HEARD THIS AND AM CRACKING UP!!!! Tiger woods is racist because all his hos are white...... Evidently he has an OBLIGATION to "sample" some black women. An equal opportunity philanderer. That shit had me cracking up! I wonder how many more people will manufacture reasons to hate him Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chimay52 Report post Posted December 8, 2009 That shit had me cracking up! I wonder how many more people will manufacture reasons to hate him He has already endeared himself to the Asian community because he can't drive a Cadirrac either. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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