sprite Report post Posted December 11, 2009 http://www.usatoday.com/communities/ondead...g-chewing-gum/1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ts640 Report post Posted December 11, 2009 My jaw dropped when I read this. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
thecyrax Report post Posted December 11, 2009 My jaw dropped when I read this. Ouch Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin2772 Report post Posted December 11, 2009 You mean you guys dont dip your gum in citric acid and explosives before chewing it? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
57udl3y Report post Posted December 11, 2009 heard about this the other day, absurd. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roman Report post Posted December 11, 2009 My jaw dropped when I read this. BU DUM BUMP!!!! Lets have a big round of applause for TS.... He'll be here all week folks! Drive home safe! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
topcabron Report post Posted December 11, 2009 "a loud pop was heard" no doubt from blowing..........up Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
vilhelm Report post Posted December 11, 2009 A real jawbreaker. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
jhanso Report post Posted December 11, 2009 BU DUM BUMP!!!! Lets have a big round of applause for TS.... He'll be here all week folks! Drive home safe! and don't forget to tip your wait staff;) I could only think of willy wonka's exploding chewing gum. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Destructo Report post Posted December 11, 2009 Mission Impossible all over again! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
lambornima Report post Posted December 11, 2009 poor guy, rip. odd was to die for sure. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turbo50Mike Report post Posted December 11, 2009 He's from the Ukraine. The Ukraine is a road apple...It is weak, feeble. Someone is about to put the hurt on the Ukraine.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin2772 Report post Posted December 11, 2009 He's from the Ukraine. The Ukraine is a road apple...It is weak, feeble. Someone is about to put the hurt on the Ukraine.... So confused.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest SP-superJay Report post Posted December 11, 2009 So confused.... I'm not so sure that made sense... I would have been horrified if I were his parents when they found him. I'd seriously be haunted by the image. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lamboless Mims Report post Posted December 11, 2009 I'm not so sure that made sense... I would have been horrified if I were his parents when they found him. I'd seriously be haunted by the image. Yea, would be quite a sight... Just noticed you have 8 million posts! wtf! lol Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest SP-superJay Report post Posted December 11, 2009 Yea, would be quite a sight... Just noticed you have 8 million posts! wtf! lol I'm special Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chipster Report post Posted December 11, 2009 Wow! That "bites" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrentS Report post Posted December 11, 2009 He's from the Ukraine. The Ukraine is a road apple...It is weak, feeble. Someone is about to put the hurt on the Ukraine.... YOU NOT SAY UKRAINE WEAK! UKRAINE IS GAME TO YOU? So confused.... Kramer... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turbo50Mike Report post Posted December 12, 2009 YOU NOT SAY UKRAINE WEAK! UKRAINE IS GAME TO YOU? Kramer... LOL...I knew someone would get it..LOL Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
j0rgen Report post Posted December 12, 2009 This years top darwin award! EASY Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sprite Report post Posted January 18, 2010 Darwin candidate for this year. 23 year old got stuck in bathroom on her bday and tried to climb over to the kitchen on a plastic gutter. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lambo91 Report post Posted January 18, 2010 sucks...i did that once when i was much younger..i got locked out the house becos i forgot my keys..so i climbed over..but freaked out so i climbed back.. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin2772 Report post Posted January 18, 2010 Darwin candidate for this year. 23 year old got stuck in bathroom on her bday and tried to climb over to the kitchen on a plastic gutter. Is that picture showing where the plastic gutter cracked and she inevitably fell to her death? Thats not half as bad as a few years ago here in cincy. This apartment complex downtown is about 24 stories. The kid who lived there was at a party on the 23rd floor, hammered, and wanted to show his friends his tricks in which he would jump off the balcony, hang onto the railing, and then climb back up. Me and my friends were walking to a bar on the other side of that complex when we heard what sounded like a gunshot. Apparenlty the trick wasnt as cool this time as he flew 23 floors down to the center of Pete Rose Way. They had his body laying there outside the bar for like 4 hours. My gf at the time couldnt speak for hours. It was pretty gross. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lambo91 Report post Posted January 18, 2010 Is that picture showing where the plastic gutter cracked and she inevitably fell to her death? yes i think so.. Thats not half as bad as a few years ago here in cincy. This apartment complex downtown is about 24 stories. The kid who lived there was at a party on the 23rd floor, hammered, and wanted to show his friends his tricks in which he would jump off the balcony, hang onto the railing, and then climb back up. Me and my friends were walking to a bar on the other side of that complex when we heard what sounded like a gunshot. Apparenlty the trick wasnt as cool this time as he flew 23 floors down to the center of Pete Rose Way. They had his body laying there outside the bar for like 4 hours. My gf at the time couldnt speak for hours. It was pretty gross. fug reading that alone gives me goosebumps..i can't imagine what his friends were thinking when they saw him jumping off and didn't grab the railings.. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chimay52 Report post Posted January 18, 2010 Okay, I think it is impossible to understand what these Darwin candidates are thinking, but I have a few rhetorical questions none the less: A) What if the kitchen window was locked when she got there? If the answer to that is "there was someone in the kitchen", then I must proceed to rhetorical question #2: B ) Why not just knock on the bathroom door and say "Hey person in the kitchen, little help please"? C) Do bathrooms in that part of the world lock from the outside? Mine tends to lock from the inside for some odd reason. The only thing I can think is that mine locks from the inside so people can't get in while I am in there, but I can still get out when I want to. Odd. D) Was she drunk? If so, then all of the above can be answered with "she was drunk" and then it all makes perfect sense to me. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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