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Lol I re read this thread and forgot how awesome it is! Any members that havent contributed choices yet please do so!

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1.Weapon of choice

Benelli M1 12 Guage with XRAIL system

 

 

2.Secondary weapon

Wilson Combat Spec Ops 9

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

3.Vehicle

Rhino Runner

 

 

4.Fortress/hideout

M147 Yacht

 

 

5.kick ass sidekick

Alice Abernathy

 

 

 

 

6.Female mate to continue human race

Either my Sidekick or Olga or Both at the same time!

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Speaking of, why exactly would zombies be violent? What makes them want to kill people?

 

 

 

The problem is that when zombies try to eat the brains of living people, they tend to cause problems with it. Trust me on that one.

 

I like steak as much as the next guy but try throwing a live cow on the barbecue. They get all pissy about it and they are difficult to turn over with just regular tongs.

So it's easier to kill them and cut out a meal sized portion.

 

Same with brains.

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Guest Rob Burgundy

Holy shit dtxfree ,that Benelli is awesome.

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Speaking of, why exactly would zombies be violent? What makes them want to kill people? This thread is discriminatory against zombies.

 

 

Your like the Al Sharpton of Zombies? I mean you're right! Why should zombies be discriminated against because they enjoy brains more then others! It's preposterous!

 

 

Since I don't want to discriminate, I think all zombies AND Al Sharpton should be killed.

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ahh great thread!

 

 

1.Weapon of choice

 

Barret 98 bravo in 338 lapua (better than a 50 BMG all day)

 

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2.Secondary weapon

 

one from my personal collection, SBR'd sig 556 (I would need a different sear for this application though and may swap out the trijicon for an eotech)

 

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3.Vehicle

 

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4.Fortress/hideout

 

(the helicopter and "smaller" boat would be for short trips/ food etc.)

 

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5.kick ass sidekick

 

(figure I dont need jason statham or some other guy tryina' steal my woman) :thefinger: plus Fox can kick some ass on her own!

 

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6.Female mate to continue human race

 

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Guest Rob Burgundy

Megan Fox might be a rookie zombie hunter mistake as your sidekick and female to continue the human race. If she gets killed your double fucked.

Besides,I can even begin to imagine how hard it would be to keep a zombie slowepoke away from endlessly humping her dead corpse

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Most of what I was going to post already has been but this thread is awesome and I need to be part of it.

 

1. Primary weapon- Mossberg 590. Only shotgun to pass the milspec test. It never would break and I would always be able to find spare parts during my travels. Plus the multitude of different rounds you could choose from makes it a winner

 

2. Secondary weapon-Ar-15/M-16/M-4. Again parts and ammo woukd always be easy to come by while I am scavenging the post apocolyptic world.

 

3. Vehicle-Ford Bronco. Someone stoke my idea but again they run forever and you can always scavenge in junkyards for spare parts. Must be lifted and have a winch.

 

4. Base-Western Pa. I know the area like the back of my hand. Plus and over abundance of Sam's Clubs and Walmart mean supplies. I'll constantly be on the move so a new house everyday will mean a better chance at restocking on ammo thanks to our number of hunters

 

5. Side kick would be my buddy Jimmy. He can fix anything and he is a kick ass shot. Plus he won't bone my girk behind my back.

 

6. So many good girls to choose from. I still haven't come up with my choice yet. Has to be a looker but able to contribute in the zombie killing department. Will do research and report back.

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Guest Rob Burgundy

Here let me help you with that

Most of what I was going to post already has been but this thread is awesome and I need to be part of it.

 

1. Primary weapon- Mossberg 590. Only shotgun to pass the milspec test. It never would break and I would always be able to find spare parts during my travels. Plus the multitude of different rounds you could choose from makes it a winner

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2. Secondary weapon-Ar-15/M-16/M-4. Again parts and ammo woukd always be easy to come by while I am scavenging the post apocolyptic world.

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3. Vehicle-Ford Bronco. Someone stoke my idea but again they run forever and you can always scavenge in junkyards for spare parts. Must be lifted and have a winch.

Here you go Mr. Cowlings

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4. Base-Western Pa. I know the area like the back of my hand. Plus and over abundance of Sam's Clubs and Walmart mean supplies. I'll constantly be on the move so a new house everyday will mean a better chance at restocking on ammo thanks to our number of hunters

 

LOL

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5. Side kick would be my buddy Jimmy. He can fix anything and he is a kick ass shot. Plus he won't bone my girk behind my back.

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6. So many good girls to choose from. I still haven't come up with my choice yet. Has to be a looker but able to contribute in the zombie killing department. Will do research and report back.

And I chose integra girl for you

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Thanks for the assist Rob! :lol:

 

I figured everyone knew what my choices looked like thanks to the previous posts. Integra girl is really funny since I am married too a (much better looking) asian. You got me good there.

 

Lets go off the beaten path. Shu Qui from the first Transporter movie. She is hot...did porn in China, and kicked ass in the movie. Keeping with the NWS theme enjoy!

 

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(The wife just walked by and asked why I was DL naked asian pictures. I told her and she was pissed that I wasn't picked her as my choice to repopulate the earth. I asked her if I could post naked pics of her if I choose her and she said no but I can post the one of Shu Qui and tell everyone it is her.)

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AA12: The insides are stainless steel, which means it will never rust and you don't have to clean it. And it can do this

 

Katana: swords don't jam, they're A LOT more quiet(won't attract more zombies), and they don't run out of "bullets".

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Tumbler: safety and speed all in one, and it has a GM big block V8, so it's easy to fix

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Whatever this place is

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George Reinas, certified AF sniper and a great shot. and he's HUGE

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Vanessa Hudgens would work just fine

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