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1.Weapon of choice

Heckler & Koch HK416: delta force trusts it, i trust it

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2.Secondary weapon

Atchisson Assault Shotgun: If you don't have a shot gun, you clearly aren't passionate about killing zombies

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3.Vehicle

"Riot Vehicle": doesn't look like any amount of bodies can stop it, plus that plow is a must for the fortress

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4.Fortress/hideout

Neuschwanstein Castle: looks awesome, looks super well protected, can't imagine zombies breaking in, towers for fun i bet i can hit that zombie games, and with a plow on the front of my vehicle easy entrance/exit when need be

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5.kick ass sidekick

My friend Dan: Since middle school we've pretty much been planning out how we would handle zombie apocalypse so hes the perfect fit.

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6.Female mate to continue human race

Vanessa Marcil: Getting a little old now but i still think shes one of the hottest females of all time

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1.) any semi 12ga will do. Atchisson Assault Shotgun would work though.

 

2.) M4 will do just fine.

w/ 2 glock 18's as a third weapon

also maybe a sword of some sort. ( can't jam.)

 

3.) riot control vehicle, modified for zombies of course. this would do.

 

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4.) wyane manor. it has its own bat cave!!

 

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5.) partner in crime definatly goin w/ woody!

 

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6.) it might be played out but i'll still go megan fox

 

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I like to get my hands dirty ...

 

Primary Weapon

 

 

Talisman Beast

 

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Secondary Weapon

 

Spec Plus Marine Raider Bowie Knife

 

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Vehicle

 

Tatra T-816 KARKADAN

 

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Fortress/Hideout

 

Torre de Belem

 

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Sidekick

 

Van Damme

 

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Female

 

Alizée

 

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1. This little sucker is more dangerous than you expect, and I guess i can use it.

2. It took down the biggest athlete out there, so than it must be good.

3. Once I have to have a Countach 400, and with the help I will get, I can have it and it would probably be all i need;)

4. This would be a nice place to "get me some", and after that, I'm not so picky as to what happens to me..

5. This guy will take care of me since I will shag this girl...

6. .....Megan.....:)

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u gonna DIE with a knife man..zombies carry chainsaws..

 

:eusa_naughty:

 

 

you can imagine your wildest scenarios, and even then you would have no clue what I can do with a knife and my bare hands... :icon_thumleft:

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Man Im worried about some of you guys! Lamborghinis for Vehicles? Huge airplanes that take a 15 man crew to fuel and operate? Guns that weigh 200 LBS? Some of you guys wouldnt last 2 minutes.

Think about it. Cities ridden with idle vehicles parked in the streets,fires burning everywhere..you need a vehicle you can ram shit out of the way.Not an italian sports car LOL

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I like the nuclear submarine choice for your hide out :D

I dont! Who the fcuk is gonna drive it!!!!!! LOL

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I dont! Who the fcuk is gonna drive it!!!!!! LOL

 

I know enough people in the military that finding someone qualified on tanks/subs/helicopters shouldn't be an issue!

 

:D

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I dont! Who the fcuk is gonna drive it!!!!!! LOL

 

He will, he's gotta learn some how! Good luck to the zombies finding him in all that water! And, if he needs to he can just blow up the whole fuckin' world! :D

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I know enough people in the military that finding someone qualified on tanks/subs/helicopters shouldn't be an issue!

 

:D

See..ANOTHER rookie mistake,trusting that other people will be alive to help you and not turned it to zombies theimselves that are trying to eat you.

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See..ANOTHER rookie mistake,trusting that other people will be alive to help you and not turned it to zombies theimselves that are trying to eat you.

 

 

Half of them have imaginary characters as backup... I can see it already, running out of bullets in a corner as zombies are approaching to rip you apart, he screams: "Now, Optimus!!" ... and in return there is nothing but deadly silence. Fin

 

 

 

If we are doing crazy shit I am picking Jesus as sidekick, let's see what you got now, zombies.

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I'll play.

 

1.Weapon of choice. Brain. I've seen enough zombie movies to know the dumb f'er always gets eaten first. That's about all I know 'bout zombies

 

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2.Secondary weapon. Gotta go with the minigun.

 

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3.Vehicle. Hovercraft. 'Nach.

 

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4.Fortress/hideout. Not quite finished. It will do.

 

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5.kick ass sidekick. Will Smith. Been there, done that. Fell on sword.

 

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6.Female mate to continue human race. Wifey. She gets preggers if I look at her the wrong way. And she's a 10. :-)

 

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1) Good Enough for SOCOM good enough for me: SCAR (Special Ops Combat Assualt Rifle)

SCAR-L with EGLM 40mm grenade launcher installed.

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2) Yeah... The Mini-Gun is a Winner:

 

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3) SMARTTRUCK III: Look it up, unparalleled.

 

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4) The Fortress of Kumbhalgarh: Only one way up and thats through the Gauntlet.

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View from the Patio as I smoke a Cohiba and load the SCAR-L:

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5) What can I say, I want this guy on my side, Brock Lesnar:

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6) Roselyn Sanchez..........................Nuff Said:

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Man Im worried about some of you guys! Lamborghinis for Vehicles? Huge airplanes that take a 15 man crew to fuel and operate? Guns that weigh 200 LBS? Some of you guys wouldnt last 2 minutes.

Think about it. Cities ridden with idle vehicles parked in the streets,fires burning everywhere..you need a vehicle you can ram shit out of the way.Not an italian sports car LOL

 

The CT because I have to drive one sometime, and after doing ugly stuff with Megans body, I dont give a damn about the rest of the world:)

 

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Ok I have to change some things about...

 

Primary Weapon -

 

YOU GUYS!!! There aint gonna be a better prepped, well armed bunch of Zombie skull smashing crazed loonies on the planet!!

 

Secondary Weapon -

 

Going by simple math majority vote - Miniguns all round - More bullets = More dead Zombies = Less dead us = Win

 

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3) We can use

 

Smurf's Tatra T-816 KARKADAN to get to the Airstrip cos it looks like it can carry the heavily armed "LP Zombie Retaliation Force"

 

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Long Islands C130...

 

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To get his Airport,

 

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Being Japan, it should have all the parts we need in order to build Blylek's

 

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This would depend on Kaz2 being able to knock out the bridge with his Nuclear Sub and keep the waters clear for us

 

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From there until the Falcon has been fully assembled the LP Zombie RF would have to use Gallardo23's MH-53J to rescue all the human mates from certain death

 

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While Livre's Butter Bean cut into small peices using Placids Light Saber

 

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Keeps them stupid Zombies busy...

 

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and once all that is complete...just before we "Punch it" followed by a funny noise and "Its not my fault"

 

Joe Biz' sidekick will have already come up with a Legendary cure to save the day

 

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Rix,

Wheres the GIRLS man!!??!?! You left out the best part!!! :lol2: All of the stunners in this thread, and none of them were included in your plans!!!!

 

This needs to change. :icon_mrgreen:

 

 

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Ive been giving this topic alot of thought and if there is anything that we can learn from all of the movies, games, tv shows, books, comics, etc. is that WE CANNOT WIN AGAINST THE ZOMBIES THROUGH COMBAT. The ZOMBIES ALWAYS WIN! So, we need to switch gears here (and I cant believe Rob didn't pick up on this earlier)...

We can't fight them...

We can't kill them...

We can only hope to pacify them through the artful use of dance!

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Man Im worried about some of you guys! Lamborghinis for Vehicles?

Think about it. Cities ridden with idle vehicles parked in the streets,fires burning everywhere..you need a vehicle you can ram shit out of the way.Not an italian sports car LOL

speed is all you need man...SPEED!

 

not some heavy trucks that will end up getting stuck somewhere with all the zombies crawling all over it.

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