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:eusa_naughty:

 

 

you can imagine your wildest scenarios, and even then you would have no clue what I can do with a knife and my bare hands... :icon_thumleft:

:eusa_wall: you are going to end up being one of the zombies man..

 

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Why would anyone want butter bean as their sidekick? He probably couldn't out run the slowest zombies.

Thats part of the strategy...Let them eat slow fat ass butterbean while you make a getaway

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Thats part of the strategy...Let them eat slow fat ass butterbean while you make a getaway

 

that strategy would only distract a couple zombies......Tallahassee would KILL hundreds.

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[flamethrower]flamethrower!!

[clawhammer]

[everyones favorite post apocalyse car]

[to hang out above the zombies]

[kick ass side kick, that you can grope]

[dont know who she is]

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For transportation I can't believe no one has mentioned the RipSaw:

 

 

 

 

 

Vid 1 is cool minus the crappy music - Vid 2 rocks! Not only do you have a 90 mph tank with 700+ HP and automated weaponry, but it's REMOTE CONTROL!!! Can think of at least a few situations where that would come in handy.

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Lot of good entries, I try to be original.

 

If the Zombies came and I had to defend myself list.

 

1.Weapon of choice:

Incendiary Bomb

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Distance combat tool, DIY, World War 1 approved

 

2.Secondary weapon:

Hattori Hanzo

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Close combat tool, Kill Bill approved

 

3.Vehicle:

Bowler Nemesis

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If it is good for Paris-Dakar, it is good enough

 

4.Fortress/hideout:

Maltese Falcon

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Zombies dont swim, wind energy does not need fill-ups

 

 

5.kick ass sidekick:

Jack Bauer

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Immortable, great shooter fighter

 

6.Female mate:

Marta Gut

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Wife materian right there

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For my main vehicle AND sidekick COMBINED, I would choose:

 

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As a vehicle, it's like a Lamborghini combined with a H1, PERFECT for maneuvering around and driving quickly. Plus unlike a regular vehicle, it wouldn't need any maintenance :icon_thumleft: And when required, he could convert into robot-mode.

 

I'd have this for a base:

 

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For transportation to the airship, and also to serve as a secondary sidekick, plus again not requiring any maintenance and can fly itself:

 

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And for a woman:

 

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1.Weapon of choice

Something I'm very fluent with

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2.Secondary weapon

In-case I run out of .223/5.56 there is 12ga almost everywhere...

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3.Vehicle

Big and diesel.

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4.Fortress/hideout

A small fortified house in the desert. Solar/Wind

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5.kick ass sidekick

The ginger on the right.

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6.Female mate to continue human race

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And for a woman:

 

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Oh my god LOL. Another classic from Wheels. Listen up, I will give you a tip that will possibly save the future of man kind. This woman is 33.... after 27 the chances of having a kid for a woman are HALVED every year. But I would love an explanation of why her though.

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Wheels, never ceases to inadvertently put himself at the center of controversy. :icon_thumleft:

 

I'm eager to hear this as well...

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Well Wheels,ive officially lost any chance of this thing moving...completely flacid

She is a very handsome woman though :crybaby2:

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For fun why not.

 

 

1. Primary weapon, GAU-8 Avenger

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2. Butterfly swords

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3. Vehicle, BRDM-2

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4. Base, Nellis AFB complete with new Solar Powered generators.

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5. Sidekick :icon_thumleft:

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6. See above.

 

 

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Who did wheels pick? I'm not seeing an image.

 

Same here :eusa_think:

 

 

 

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She is fcuking amazing!! :monkeyleft: :monkeyleft: :monkeyleft:

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She is fcuking amazing!! :monkeyleft: :monkeyleft: :monkeyleft:

 

Another zombie-survivor representing Poland :icon_mrgreen:

Her boyfriend drives a Gallardo with photo of her on the bonnet.

 

 

 

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Oh my god LOL. Another classic from Wheels. Listen up, I will give you a tip that will possibly save the future of man kind. This woman is 33.... after 27 the chances of having a kid for a woman are HALVED every year. But I would love an explanation of why her though.

 

Perhaps he doesn't want to, it all ends here.

 

I picked Jennifer Aniston because, you know ...

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Oh my god LOL. Another classic from Wheels. Listen up, I will give you a tip that will possibly save the future of man kind. This woman is 33.... after 27 the chances of having a kid for a woman are HALVED every year. But I would love an explanation of why her though.

 

People are posting up whole yachts, nuclear submarines, an airship in my case, etc...and somehow in this end-of-the-world scenario, we'd be able to operate and maintain these ultra-complex machines, obviously this is fantasy, but then I post up a woman and automatically strict realism and logic come into play :eusa_think:

 

I chose her because I like her a lot. She just got married though :crybaby2: Who cares if she is 33, this is fantasy :) IMO most girls in their twenties look too much like children or are too thin.

 

Well Wheels,ive officially lost any chance of this thing moving...completely flacid

She is a very handsome woman though

 

I think she is very classy and attractive, the funny thing is, a lot of the women others have posted I do not find attractive, to each their own though.

 

Who did wheels pick? I'm not seeing an image.

 

Margaret Hoover.

 

Perhaps he doesn't want to, it all ends here.

 

This is a fantasy scenario, so I get to pick who I want!

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well fine..shes yours..

 

 

 

btw some of you guys are not going to survive with knifes or swords..lol seriously..100 zombies coming for you..HA. good luck!

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