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Slowpoke and VBOX have a dispute, help us settle it  

114 members have voted

  1. 1. Which would you rather bang?

    • Charlie Sheen
      3
    • Minka Kelly
      70
    • Allan's Girl
      6
    • Ross from Friends
      10
    • An exhaust pipe
      70
    • Slowpoke
      1


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I am a big fan of Natalie Portman, shes hot and has big time acting skills.

 

Agreed. I actually find her to be the best looking female out of Hollywood today, or at least very close to it!

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I would like to nominate Kylie Minogue....she's a bit older but oozes sexy time :downtown:

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Minka is super hot. Megan suffered from overexposure and went from uberhottie to annoying hottie. Her thumbs are gross but then again so is my general demeanor and personality.

 

At the very top of course is Alessandra Ambrosio and Adriana Lima who make most other women look like drunk hobbits.

 

 

It's funny because its not really true.

 

 

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I've said it before and I'll say it again - make up is fcuking us. Go home with a Cinderella and after some pillow biting wake up with a frog.. phantom of the goddess smeared on your pillow case like a clown mask.

 

 

You see both and you go WTF.. I like her like this, but she is also like that, fcuk! I am going to the beach and looking at girls who are diving in that water as they come out, no ugly kids for me - well unless she had major plastic surgery, then you can guess just who the fcuk your kid looks like!! Damn I am depressed now, this world is going to hell.

 

 

 

 

 

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Have you even had sex since your infatuation poke? Come on there are plenty of hot Swedish girls out there looking even better, you can always add the trailer park tattoos

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I have sex with Megan every night, she is doing wonders.... :eusa_dance:

 

 

I think you need to get out more. :rolleyes:

 

I almost expected this thread to turn out the way it did...made me laugh regardless.

 

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Slowpoke, how dare you not provide pictures for this competition...

 

That is not a winning attitude!

 

 

Lucky for you, I think we can swing this vote in your favor.

 

 

From the vault:

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Right, who is actually voting for slowpoke?

 

After seeing the above pic I assume more people votes for me but all you damn mods are probably editing their votes :thefinger:

 

I'm 1/3 as hot as Megan :icon_mrgreen:

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