Happy NEW YEAR! 2014 LamboPower!!

Happy New Year!

Now they are all in little French maid outfits and making me bacon sandwiches whilst I watch a batman DVD. The one with George Clooney in it.

Now they are all in little French maid outfits and making me bacon sandwiches whilst I watch a batman DVD. The one with George Clooney in it.

 

Is it any good?

HNY boston butt

Wishing all a Happy, Healthy,and Prosperous 2014.

 

Have to get my wife through surgery in few weeks and then we can really start the year in earnest.

 

 

Hope everyone had a great night. And welcome 2014! I'm not hoping for a great year, I'm going to MAKE it a great year! Finally taking things serious and getting strapped down on what is important.

All the best!

Happy New Year to all my LP buddies!

Happy New Year to the best bunch of Guys and Gals on the internet. 2014 will be BIG.

 

50 things we didnt know last year that we know now

 

Here are 50 other stories of fresh discoveries during the past year that may have escaped your attention:

 

1. The morning-after pill Norlevo, an emergency contraceptive manufactured in Europe, is completely ineffective in women who weigh more than 176 pounds.

 

2. A new top predator dinosaur named Siats meekerorum roamed North America tens of millions of years before T. Rex. The remains of the 4-ton, 30-foot animal were discovered in Utah.

 

3. Being bilingual can help delay dementia by an average of 4.5 years.

 

4. A group of Neanderthals in northern Spain cannibalized their neighbors during winter, including one slaughtered group with three children aged from 2 to 9, three teenagers and six adults.

 

5. The coldest place on our planet is located on a ridge along the East Antarctic Plateau. On a clear winter night, temperatures can dip below minus 133.6 degrees Fahrenheit (minus 92 degrees Celsius).

 

6. Chimpanzees use long-term memory to remember the size and location of fruit trees and feeding experiences from as far back as three years prior.

 

7. Sixty percent of all lice are now “super lice,” meaning they are resistant to the chemicals that are traditionally used to treat them. That percentage is rapidly growing.

 

8. Astronomers discovered the most distant galaxy ever. Its light took more than 13 billion years to reach Earth. The system, which can be found in the night sky above the handle of the Big Dipper, creates more than 330 stars a year — 100 times faster than our Milky Way galaxy.

 

9. Eucalyptus trees draw up gold particles from deep in the soil through the water absorbed by their root systems. The gold, probably toxic to the plants, is deposited in leaves and bark and is shed before it accumulates.

 

10. A chemical found in chilies boosts levels of “brown fats” linked to preventing weight gain.

 

11. A new type of Botox is believed to be the deadliest substance known to man. Its DNA sequence is being withheld because an antidote is not known. Just 2 billionths of a gram of the protein, or inhaling 13 billionths of a gram, will kill an adult.

 

12. Ukrainian astronomers predict a 1,300-foot-wide asteroid named 2013 TV135 will hit earth on April 13, 2036. NASA experts who track space junk say odds are against a strike.

 

13. All mammals urinate for roughly the same amount of time, 21 seconds, regardless of their size. The mathematical model of animals is now known as “The Law of Urination.”

 

14. Sleeping changes the cellular structure of the brain and cleans the brain of a toxic buildup that might lead to dementia and Alzheimer’s disease.

 

15. Fossil evidence indicates that Neanderthals used toothpicks to alleviate gum disease and inflammation.

 

16. African elephants are able to understand human gestures instinctively, no matter whether they have been trained to do so. Their understanding is akin to that of human babies.

 

17. Birds locate food in the morning but don’t actually eat it until much later in the day. Feeding patterns were discovered after researchers fitted 2,000 small garden birds with radio tags that activated when they landed on feeders.

 

18. Human breasts sag faster than other parts of a woman’s body because of an independent biological clock that speeds the aging process by as much as two to three years. Healthy breast tissue that sits near a cancerous tumor is an average of 12 years older.

 

19. Kissing is the ultimate social taste test men and women use when looking for a relationship that lasts. More frequent kissing in a relationship was linked to the quality of a relationship but not to a greater frequency of sex.

 

20. Chimpanzee friendships are based on similarity of personality. The most sociable and bold individuals prefer the company of other highly sociable and bold individuals, while shy and less sociable ones spend time with other similarly aloof and shy chimps.

 

21. A slow caress or stroke, the touch often instinctual for mothers to give their children, may increase the brain’s ability to construct a sense of body ownership and, in turn, play a part in creating a healthy sense of self.

 

22. A small, black pebble filled with diamonds found in the Libyan desert is the first evidence of a comet hitting the earth. The impact took place 28 million years ago.

 

23. Chemical processes within Earth’s atmosphere remove trace gases and pollutants, essentially making it self-scrubbing.

 

24. The left and right hemispheres of Albert Einstein’s brain were unusually well connected by the corpus callosum, the nerve highway joining the two sides. This may have allowed more synapses between the hemispheres and contributed to his brilliance.

 

25. Commonly used words on Facebook accounts can indicate gender, age and distinct personality traits. Women are more likely to use words like “excited,” while men are more inclined to swear.

 

26. Propylene, a chemical essential for the creation of plastic on Earth, has been found on ######, Saturn’s largest moon.

 

27. Aspirin may be ineffective in preventing recurrent heart attacks in as many as 1 in 5 people.

 

28. The moon is about 100 million years younger than previously thought. It is around 4.4 billion to 4.45 billion years old.

 

29. Two species of tawny brown singing mice that live deep within the mountain forests of Coast Rica and Panama sing in order to protect their turf.

 

30. A team of physicists experimenting with photons discovered a completely new form of matter that sticks light particles together in a solid mass, working in the same way as the light sabers used in “Star Wars.”

 

31. Tamarin monkeys lower their voices to keep others from hearing what they’re saying.

 

32. Oxygen, a key component in the formation of complex organisms, was present in the Earth’s atmosphere 700 million years before previous estimates.

 

33. Four new species of legless lizards were discovered near Los Angeles International Airport among oil derricks and sand dunes at the end of an airport runway.

 

34. For women, smelling a newborn baby feels as good as drugs to addicts or cheeseburgers to those just breaking a fast.

 

35. Large eddies in the southern Atlantic Ocean behave mathematically like black holes, with water paths surrounding them circulating so tightly that nothing caught up in them escapes.

 

36. Blood taken from a woolly mammoth trunk frozen in Siberia for 10,000 years with its red meat, skin and hair in good condition could be used to recreate the species.

 

37. Underwater waves 800 feet tall were found in a deep ocean trench three miles beneath the surface near Samoa in the south Pacific Ocean.

 

38. The Earth will continue to be habitable for another 1.75 billion to 3.25 billion years, until it travels out of the solar system’s habitable zone and too close to the sun.

 

39. The waxy buildup inside the ear of deceased blue whales reveals how much exposure an animal has had to chemical pollutants over the course of its lifetime.

 

40. West Antarctica’s massive Ross Ice Shelf ice-sheet is hiding an estuary where fresh water from rivers mixes with salt water from the ocean.

 

41. The world’s first known venomous crustaceans were found in deep caves off the coast of Western Australia. The small, blind, centipede-like “remipede” kills other crustaceans by liquefying them with a chemical compound and then sucking the fluid from its victim’s body.

 

42. Heart disease patients with a positive attitude are more likely to exercise and live longer. The most positive patients exercised more and had a 42 percent less chance of dying during the follow-up period.

 

43. A mutation in a gene causes some people to be more prone to a strain of the herpes virus that causes cold sores.

 

44. Earthworms survive as long as three weeks during droughts by “shrink-wrapping” themselves in a self-created mucus-chamber to reduce the amount of surface area exposed to the soil.

 

45. As little as one glass of wine is enough to interrupt communication between the amygdala and prefrontal cortex, the two parts of the brain that control behavior. The breakdown could explain the disinhibition, aggression and social withdrawal symptoms associated with being intoxicated.

 

46. Neurons in the brains of mice can be switched off to make them more resilient to bullying by other mice.

 

47. The world’s oldest globe of the New World, dating back to the early 1500s, was found. The previously unknown artifact was carved onto two grapefruit-size hemispheres of ostrich eggs, possibly by a worker influenced in Florence by Leonardo Da Vinci.

 

48. Wolves howl to express the quality of their relationships and to provide a sound-based beacon to help a wandering wolf find its way back to the safety of the pack.

 

49. Oceanographers discovered Tamu Massif, the world’s largest volcano, beneath the Pacific Ocean about 1,000 miles east of Japan. The volcano, which is 145 million years old and the size of New Mexico, went dormant a few million years after it formed.

 

50. Dolphins have a signature whistle they use to identify each another that effectively functions as name. No two whistles are alike. It is not yet known how the dolphins get their names.

Very interesting, going to buy myself few eucalyptus trees

Very interesting, going to buy myself few eucalyptus trees

HAHA. I had the same thought.

50 things we didnt know last year that we know now

 

Here are 50 other stories of fresh discoveries during the past year that may have escaped your attention:

 

1. The morning-after pill Norlevo, an emergency contraceptive manufactured in Europe, is completely ineffective in women who weigh more than 176 pounds.

 

 

 

 

In a related study, women who weigh more than 176 pounds are never the recipients of sexual intercourse and therefore are less likely to get pregnant.

 

In a related study, women who weigh more than 176 pounds are never the recipients of sexual intercourse and therefore are less likely to get pregnant.

ITS ALWAYS the women who are over 176 pounds who are the recipients of intercourse as they'll take it when ever ill give it...errr where ever they can get it...yeah not when ill give it. That was weird that typed out like that. I mean im not someone who would sleep with a 176 lbs woman, I don't even know why im explaining this,im totally not that guy, at all I should stop typing.

 

huuuuh huhuerrr haha

ITS ALWAYS the women who are over 176 pounds who are the recipients of intercourse as they'll take it when ever ill give it...errr where ever they can get it...yeah not when ill give it. That was weird that typed out like that. I mean im not someone who would sleep with a 176 lbs woman, I don't even know why im explaining this,im totally not that guy, at all I should stop typing.

 

huuuuh huhuerrr haha

As long as she's tall and has some really huge boobs, I can see 176 working just fine. Rob, your god damn cube calendar had me squinting with one eye at my phone right before I called it quits on New Years. I counted 2,200 x 2,200 x 2014= 9,784,000,000 years. That's more than double the actual number. Quit spreading false information.

As long as she's tall and has some really huge boobs, I can see 176 working just fine. Rob, your god damn cube calendar had me squinting with one eye at my phone right before I called it quits on New Years. I counted 2,200 x 2,200 x 2014= 9,784,000,000 years. That's more than double the actual number. Quit spreading false information.

 

Im just glad someone is paying attention!! But you must have been really tired. It was actually 2,178 X 2,178 X 2014. Start over

 

Im just glad someone is paying attention!! But you must have been really tired. It was actually 2,178 X 2,178 X 2014. Start over

My method was not all that accurate. I zoomed in and counted how many of the big cubes took up my phone screen (13). I then scrolled up and kept track of how many times. I'm surprised I was that close.

My method was not all that accurate. I zoomed in and counted how many of the big cubes took up my phone screen (13). I then scrolled up and kept track of how many times. I'm surprised I was that close.

haha!! If you think I actually have an accurate count on how many squares there really are we both are still seriously hung over. I just re-posted it from another website assuming they knew what they were talking about

haha!! If you think I actually have an accurate count on how many squares there really are we both are still seriously hung over. I just re-posted it from another website assuming they knew what they were talking about

Hmmm....I thought I had eliminated my double vision by only using one eye...perhaps I had quad vision.

Happy New Year everyone. May 2014 bring you all happiness and success. Cheers.